Top 10 things to do while having sex

[The Red Dragon]

That's disturbing

 

[revexrevex]

I know, i hope she didnt see me

 

[DownUnder23]

think of how I`m going to pay for it.

lmao

 

[bigschweeler]

Look at the clock and chart your longevity.

 

[spin721]

6. Think about how wearing a condom during sex is the same as wearing a balloon on your tongue while eating a steak.

7. You hope the girl is as good looking when you are sober.

8. You decide it would have been better to turn off the lights.

 

[sk*]

3. Watching yourself in the mirror

I love this one!

Also,

Taking a puff from a joint.

Sipping on some alcohol.

Watching TV.

-sk

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Look at the clock and chart your longevity.

Come on, if you don't she will. I've had several women admit that they watch the clock to time a guy.

 

[bigschweeler]

Come on, if you don't she will. I've had several women admit that they watch the clock to time a guy.

Hey it keeps me focused...what can I say?

If I'm getting ready to blow my wad, all i have to do is look over at the clock, call myself a pathetic mark, and I'm back in the game.

 

[OrangeJuice]

Thinking about how long gonelifiting is gonna take to pay me back my $40. (im a failry cheap man-whore)

 

[revexrevex]

take a protein shake while on bottom to enshur there is zero muscle loss!

welcome to the boards bro, you already have my respect.