Top 10 things to do while having sex

[distanced]

you know, like playing video games, watch the news, count insects on the ceiling...please continue for me

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

think of other women.

 

[gonelifting]

think of how I`m going to pay for it.

 

[distanced]

lolol

 

[2Thick]

1. Trying to figure out how to slip off the condom without letting her know.

2. Wondering what that smell is

3. Watching yourself in the mirror

4. Wondering why you wasted so much time and money getting a girl into bed when you lose your hard-on in the middle due to a lack of interest

 

[C. Montgomery Burns]

Trying to block out the fact that my right hand is not a homo sapien.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

2Thick, watching myself in the mirror rocks! #4 doesn't happen when on test, so maybe during post-cycle?

Guys, come on, don't do silly things like think about other stuff. It means you won't be concentrating on what you are doing, and though you think you're fooling her, you aren't. She knows you're not doing a very good job at that point.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Trying to block out the fact that my right hand is not a homo sapien.

Bro, I think he ment having sex with someone else. What you are doing is called masterbation, not sex. I know some of us get the two confused sometimes, so its ok.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

3. Watching yourself in the mirror

american psycho style,while kissing your bicep.

 

[revexrevex]

american psycho style,while kissing your bicep.

I actually did that.