This girl likes to hang out, she is 97 though

[Jon79]

So I'm a fag, and have hungout a couple times with this girl I met online. She's 97, in college, has a good number of friends, lives off campus with a few roomates at the senior center. Sunday night we watched golden girls with her and her older sister thats 101 at the senior center. Monday night we played trivia with her friends at the VFW hall.

It's my turn to come up with an idea, since she thought of stuff the last 2 times. I'm trying to think of something fun for us to do besides letting her suck my dick with no teeth. My friends aren't as cool as hers. Mine are younger, fatter, and don't weeze as much.

I can't bring her to a bar or anything cuz she's 97, so I'm trying to think of some alternative fun ways for us to hangout. She's pretty hot, so I'm kinda nervous and think that the spotlight and the pressure is on me. I dunno I was thinking we could just stay home and I could fuck her wrinkles.


So far she's been leading the show, she invited me to hangout both times, and she sucks a mean dick on account of having no teeth. I'd love it if she just continued to lead and everything and suck my dick with no teeth but I'm worried that if I don't put out in my half the time she did she'll bail.

I'm torn

- healme

 

[BIGBUCK$]

ur the man bro lol

 

[GUESS]

You lucky sunnova bitch!!! I fantasize about a toothless blowjob day and night...and you say yer torn!!!! I think you should releive all that stress and heartache and dump her for a 19yo.......lmfao!!!!!! thats fuckin` gold.

 

[nimbus]

if by the third date she hasn't let you snort lines of tamoxifen off her saggy tits and pull down her depends with your teeth, dump the bitch

 

[mustang_00]

does her vagina smell like the great depression?

 

[mus1cjunk1e]

Wanna hear about my STD from the silent film era?

 

[princesa]

So I'm a fag, and have hungout a couple times with this girl I met online. She's 97, in college, has a good number of friends, lives off campus with a few roomates at the senior center. Sunday night we watched golden girls with her and her older sister thats 101 at the senior center. Monday night we played trivia with her friends at the VFW hall.

It's my turn to come up with an idea, since she thought of stuff the last 2 times. I'm trying to think of something fun for us to do besides letting her suck my dick with no teeth. My friends aren't as cool as hers. Mine are younger, fatter, and don't weeze as much.

I can't bring her to a bar or anything cuz she's 97, so I'm trying to think of some alternative fun ways for us to hangout. She's pretty hot, so I'm kinda nervous and think that the spotlight and the pressure is on me. I dunno I was thinking we could just stay home and I could fuck her wrinkles.


So far she's been leading the show, she invited me to hangout both times, and she sucks a mean dick on account of having no teeth. I'd love it if she just continued to lead and everything and suck my dick with no teeth but I'm worried that if I don't put out in my half the time she did she'll bail.

I'm torn

- healme

ahaha

nice avatar Jon..keep up the hard work

 

[Jon79]

btw this was a parody form healother's thread jut in case someone though i was serious.....

 

[mus1cjunk1e]

Do Her In The Butt!

 

[BIGBUCK$]

lol y did they move this thread its great