the most fugged up sex story i've heard

[DaveTSI]

So I am thinkin that neither of these guys who was telling these outlandish sex stories was being totally honest about the situation.

yeah cause i get so much out of telling lies on elitefitness lol

 

[DaveTSI]

My brother I was not calling YOU a liar. I was saying that the guy who told you the story wasn't being totally honest.

So if you were there personally, then I would take you at your word... just scratch my head because my personal experiences (though admittedly limited) are far different. My husband, on the other hand, has been riding since before I was born (I am 41) so you do the math.

Having said that:

There are only two things in this life are that SURE -

1. We were born so we are going to die.

and

2. We can't crawl back into the same whole that we slid out of.

Everything else is negotiable.

i was the guy getting the blow job

 

[binö]

lol BM, face it, it's true
a worm crawled outta this trash's arse
and dave tagged his sister
face the reality there is some sick fuggs out there

 

[DaveTSI]

lol BM, face it, it's true
a worm crawled outta this trash's arse
and dave tagged his sister
face the reality there is some sick fuggs out there

lol

 

[stilleto]

wait. how the hell was there ROOM for it to crawl out, if his schween was IN? i mean, assholes are small (mine is) and penii's are hopefully bigger... was her poopshoot THAT blown out that a worm could get out during the act? and... wouldn't a good portion of it have to crawl out for him to grab it? i mean, it would have to crawl out past her butt cheeks (since he couldn't have been spreading them if one hand was being used to grab the worm. and it would have to be out enough for him to get a good grip on it.

i call bullshit. he would have said, "uh... bitch, i'm pulling something out of your ass. don't move." and I can't imagine she said, "just keep fucking me."

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

wait. how the hell was there ROOM for it to crawl out, if his schween was IN? i mean, assholes are small (mine is) and penii's are hopefully bigger... was her poopshoot THAT blown out that a worm could get out during the act? and... wouldn't a good portion of it have to crawl out for him to grab it? i mean, it would have to crawl out past her butt cheeks (since he couldn't have been spreading them if one hand was being used to grab the worm. and it would have to be out enough for him to get a good grip on it.

i call bullshit. he would have said, "uh... bitch, i'm pulling something out of your ass. don't move." and I can't imagine she said, "just keep fucking me."

I called bullshit a long time ago. We agree.

 

[stilleto]

i called bullshit a long time ago. We agree.

finally!

 

[binö]

wait. how the hell was there ROOM for it to crawl out, if his schween was IN? i mean, assholes are small (mine is) and penii's are hopefully bigger... was her poopshoot THAT blown out that a worm could get out during the act? and... wouldn't a good portion of it have to crawl out for him to grab it? i mean, it would have to crawl out past her butt cheeks (since he couldn't have been spreading them if one hand was being used to grab the worm. and it would have to be out enough for him to get a good grip on it.

i call bullshit. he would have said, "uh... bitch, i'm pulling something out of your ass. don't move." and I can't imagine she said, "just keep fucking me."

he wasn't tagging her her arse as far as i know.
i knew nobody would believe this, and i didn't hear it firsthand, but the story teller swears it's true...i was super sceptical but he swears by it.
i want to believe

 

[DaveTSI]

Well ok then.

What you ride?

lol im just playin

 

[binö]

i was the guy getting the blow job

and i was the dude who yanked out the ass worm