2 good stories from the last couple days.

[dabuffguy]

Lololololololol



......but I too was in for possible sex newz.

I love how all of you are obsessed with my action-lacking kack.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I love how all of you are obsessed with my action-lacking kack.

I know. It's sad.

 

[dvoted]

Teach me your ways sensai.
Sent from my GT-I9000 using EliteFitness

 

[dabuffguy]

Teach me your ways sensai.
Sent from my GT-I9000 using EliteFitness

Don't patronize me.

 

[dabuffguy]

I know. It's sad.

This girl I dated earlier this year asked a couple times if I wanted to bang.

Even she wasn't as obzezzed with my genitals as you guys.

And you are mostly meathangers. All this vicarious testosterone is making my penis soft.


Where's Nef when you need her?

Nef!?

Lol, but for real when we did Mod conference calls, her voice was a total turn on. Very sexy. Not trying to perv or anything.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Don't patronize me.

E kick his e ass

 

[SinisterUproar]

I'll tar mop your ass for hijacking this thread and turning it into some "I'm a faggot noob, don't cast me out bro. Learn to love me." pitiful pleading bullshit.

I swear, I'll black you out for a month.

And don't try to redeem yourself with the rob catchphrases.

Take a joke?

You think this is a joke?

Don't black me out bro.

 

[dabuffguy]

E kick his e ass

 

[burnthiscorpse]

And you are mostly meathangers.

And least I'm circumsized

 

[dabuffguy]

And least I'm circumsized

My foreskin is longer than my penis...and I'm circumcised.