2 good stories from the last couple days.

[miplank]

100% of you bugs the shit out me

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[wootoom]

Lolololololol

 

[miplank]

ollolololol

 

[bigbassturd]

I have a story .. When I was at a house party I got really drunk .. I had gone with a girl I was talking to from work but she had to go home early cuz she was in high school still . She's 18 though .. So I was there at the party and this chubby girl about 5 foot even started talking to me about sex . I had never really been with a chubbier chick so I was kind of down to smoosh this girl just to see what's up and why black guys like chubby girls so much . So we ended up in my car and I started smashing her and I was really drunk and went down on her when I started to taste blood I was like wtf.. It was dark so I couldn't really see but the taste was so gross but the horny drunk that I was turned her around and put it in her ass .. She must have taken it in the ass before cuz it didn't hurt her to much .. I went at it in her ass for about 5 min then she stoppe me cuz it was starting to hurt .. I didn't want to do her in the vag so I said I was done . She got out of my car . She asked if I was going to walk her and I was like fk no . She's said dick and walked off . As I drove off I saw a huge pool of blood on my car seat . It was gross! She said she wasn't on her period so idk wtf was up with that .. Needless to stay I'll just stick with my skinny girls

so let's summarize, since you don't fucking know what a paragraph is.

Your underage highschool date ditched you, so you got hammered drunk to kill the pain stemming from being such a total doucher.

Then, you picked up a fatass drunk highschooler and took her virginity, then ate her virgin bloody puss

Then she let you put it in the backdoor, and you're small enough that it didn't hurt her at all.

Then you got on a steroid board to brag about it...


Awesome story bro.

 

[WoodyO]

Just how fat are we talking?

 

[Aplopez8]

so let's summarize, since you don't fucking know what a paragraph is.

Your underage highschool date ditched you, so you got hammered drunk to kill the pain stemming from being such a total doucher.

Then, you picked up a fatass drunk highschooler and took her virginity, then ate her virgin bloody puss

Then she let you put it in the backdoor, and you're small enough that it didn't hurt her at all.

Then you got on a steroid board to brag about it...


Awesome story bro.

100% dead on

 

[Aplopez8]

Just how fat are we talking?

She had one role of fat

 

[bigbassturd]

She had one role of fat

how many chins?

Was she like a few margaritas fat, or three keg stands fat?

 

[WoodyO]

She had one role of fat

Like just enough to grab on to while riding her? That sounds fine to me.

 

[bigbassturd]

You know the best thing about highschool girls?