thanks nice cop.

[stilleto]

This morning, I took my daughter and her friend to the mall, then took my dog to the groomer ($55!) then went to my office (with my pretty dog).
Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*







*that last part was a joke. I went to the grocery store, not home.















** no, i went home. I didn't blow him.

 

[stilleto]

also, he was super smiley. Maybe because I was too. and i'm wearing my lucky shirt.

 

[Smurfy]

did you offer him a warm breadstick from your crotch?

 

[hardrock]

dear penthouse....

 

[stilleto]

did you offer him a warm breadstick from your crotch?

omg, i never thought to keep them there!

no, i asked if he could rub his ears against my thighs though.

for good luck.

 

[-SD-]

*** and by "went home", you mean "blew him".

 

[stilleto]

dear penthouse....

btw, when i first got pulled over, I told the girls not to be surprised if i start crying. My daughter laughed and said, 'ok'.

luckily i didn't have too. they were hoping I would so they could laugh about it later.

 

[nimbus]

why didnt you blow him?

 

[stilleto]

*** and by "went home", you mean "blew him".

it only seemed fair.

 

[SpyWizard]

Later I picked up my daughter and her friend and drove home. well apparently, i was speeding right past a cop. oops.
He pulled me over and the first thing i said was, "I was going too fast, wasn't I?"
He said, "75 in a 50."
I said i was sorry and I didn't realize I was going that fast (it's a straight, downhill road). after he looked at my ID, he asked how my driving record was. I said it was perfect. He handed my stuff back to me without checking, said my dog was really cute, and told me to slow down and have a good day.

then i blew him and went home.*

I see the job stress is getting better for you..

but the bj wasn't necessary, he already let you off with a warning.