I'm having a hard time trying to figure out what to make out of this guy...
Supermonster, my advice to you:
there is a ton of info on this site, take your time and read it, work out your own ideas and when you have doubts, come back and ask questions, but only after you have your own ideas.
Don't expect people to do the legwork for you.
The only thing you really really need in this bodybuilding game is time and knowledge, if you try to start without one or the other you are heading entirely in the wrong direction.