So I am at this red light, making kissy faces at the girl in the car besides me.....

[AAP]

and apparently her Vanilla Ice Thug Wannabe boyfriend is not too happy about it.

He is driving a late 80's model mustang convertible, with drooping "ground effects" and with the top down at 4PM and she is wiping her head with a towel. Cause the punk ain't got no A/C.

And I am sitting there in my Benz with my A/C blowing up frost on the windows and I am winking at her and licking my lips and flashing a perfect smile..... when this little punk with his shaved head and tennis cap upside turns over to me and says "don't be playing with my girl."


At that point (since I am coming from the gym and still pumped) I raise my arm (wearing my Cartier) and pop a bicep shot and mouth the words..."when I am finished with her I am going to fuck you too."

He just snaps his head to the front and keeps cutting his eye at me. I am still mouthing the words "You know you want me. Lets' fuck" to this girl and she is grinning and blushing.

Light turns green and he floors it and manages to get 30 mph before I pass him. At the next light he changes lanes and is sitting behind me so I can't eyeball his girl and he is GIVING HER HELL.

HaHaHaHa..... what a loser. thinking he is so cool but yet NOT....

 

[casavant]

LOL. Good story.

Incidentally, it's partially because of fuckers like you that I have built myself up so much. In that situation, I could have thrown up a lean 20" arm in return (well, 19 3/4" if I wasn't pumped).

Funny shit though, AAP.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[AAP]

LOL. Good story.

Incidentally, it's partially because of fuckers like you that I have built myself up so much. In that situation, I could have thrown up a lean 20" arm in return (well, 19 3/4" if I wasn't pumped).

Funny shit though, AAP.

Because some fag was coming on to your girl you felt insecure? This is your reason for lifting? hee hee

Incidentally, I was half hoping he would say something else because I was spoiling for a fight. Now I feel guilty about it because they were out minding their own business and here I come.... with "yo look at this fag. this is what a real man looks like".

He was only about 19-20 but I was just in the mood to have a throw down.

 

[TC2]

Because some fag was coming on to your girl you felt insecure? This is your reason for lifting? hee hee

Incidentally, I was half hoping he would say something else because I was spoiling for a fight. Now I feel guilty about it because they were out minding their own business and here I come.... with "yo look at this fag. this is what a real man looks like".

He was only about 19-20 but I was just in the mood to have a throw down.

I don't he think was talking about being insecure, its about going out of your way to disrespect someone.

You should watch who you start shit with because your "in the mood to throw down"

you can throw all the "bicep shots" that you want, it don't mean nothing. Some day you might do that shit to someone like me, and your vanity muscles won't help you at all against a trained fighter.

I love when I punish you "big boys" and make you look foolish because you "were in the mood to throw down".

 

[BodhiDharma]

 

[AAP]

I don't think was talking about being insecure, its about going out of your way to disrespect someone.

You should watch who you start shit with becuase your "in the mood to throw down"

you can throw all the "bicep shots" that you want, it don't mean nothing. Some day you might do that shit to someone like me, and your vanity muscles won't help you at all against a trained fighter.

I love when I punish you "big boys" and make you look foolish because you "were in the mood to throw down".

Dude, "trained fighters" make the best bitch boys. Cause they always trying to butch it up. Trained fighting aint gonna do shit for you when I get my hands on you. Throw a round house to my head? Don't think so at close range. You made out of flesh and bones just like everyone else. If I hit you, I break you. You don't have a bone in your body that can't withstand a thorwn punch of mine.

Besides, ain't no tweenage punk in a 88 mustang gonna whip me.

 

[casavant]

Because some fag was coming on to your girl you felt insecure? This is your reason for lifting? hee hee

No, but it's fun to know you're a built motherfucker, isn't it? LOL. You love the irony in the fact that you're gay, and thus stereotypically are seen as some sort of pansy by most straight guys, yet you pack some serious muscle and can kick a little ass if need be. Basically, you just enjoy being big, and I'm sure for many other reasons as well. I, too, enjoy being big , although I fully realize (as I'm sure you do also) that it's never a guarantee that you have the upper hand. Sometimes, little moments like that can make it all worthwhile.

 

[the People's Champ]

88 mustang? must have been cool as ice...

 

[casavant]

I love when I punish you "big boys" and make you look foolish because you "were in the mood to throw down".

Precisely the reason why I try not to walk around with an attitude. I've know some skinny little 160 pound guys that could tear me apart, both standing and on the ground. In my view, best not to start shit, but just hold your ground as best you can when the shit comes to you and you have to deal with it.

With that said, I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I am human and have used my size to my advantage from time to time, although generally not when sober. Another good reason for me not to imbibe.