So guys, have you ever eaten something out of your girl?

[Smurfy]

Yeah but I'm totally gonna have him put a swedish fish up there and suck it out. I'll let you know how it goes

 

[chris302001]

Looking back on the thread, seems yours were the only ones that were jokes (well, except for the banana split comment).

A prank isn't much of an accomplishment when people can't read body language or hear vocal intonations.

true, true but I really need your advice. Would it be bad to stuff a vagina full of gummy bears and then lay down and have your girl squat over your face and drop them 1 by 1 into your mouth like little sugary paratroopers?????

 

[Smurfy]

 

[miplank]

true, true but I really need your advice. Would it be bad to stuff a vagina full of gummy bears and then lay down and have your girl squat over your face and drop them 1 by 1 into your mouth like little sugary paratroopers?????

as an added bonus, coat those lil fuckers in pop rocks!

 

[billfred]

Yeah but I'm totally gonna have him put a swedish fish up there and suck it out. I'll let you know how it goes

that fish is going to smell double fishy.

 

[jackangel]

when inserting gummy bears into a vageen, make sure to cleanse with isopropyl and heat to approximately 1500 degrees celsius beforehand.

 

[chris302001]

as an added bonus, coat those lil fuckers in pop rocks!

olololol!

 

[chris302001]

when inserting gummy bears into a vageen, make sure to cleanse with isopropyl and heat to approximately 1500 degrees celsius beforehand.

i wouldnt wanna melt my gummi's bro

 

[musclemom]

Yeah but I'm totally gonna have him put a swedish fish up there and suck it out. I'll let you know how it goes

Spare me the details but by all means, knock your socks off. In fact, cram a fistful up there, REALLY deep, y'know, pack em in like a Minute Man loading a musket, keep him entertained all day and half the night rummaging around in there.

 

[Smurfy]

I think MM is trying to kill me.