So guys, have you ever eaten something out of your girl?

[iggy]

lol at the pita pit. i've heard some bad stories about that. don't do it.
just stick to putting whip cream on your eggroll before having sex with her at max.

 

[chris302001]

This.

NO, it's the truth.

Gentlemen, consuming things OFF your lady is one thing, inserting snacks INTO her is an entirely different proposition. It is NOT a pita pocket!

Far be it for me to rain on anyone's parade, but you're going to play games like that make sure she washes things out afterwards with clean water (i.e., hand held shower massage). And for heaven's sake, don't use anything like cookies or crackers, or ice cream sprinkles ...

lol you mean yougurt would be a bad thing? what about brie cheesE?

 

[musclemom]

lol you mean yougurt would be a bad thing? what about brie cheesE?

The yogurt is not the problem, the sugars in it, or any fruit, is. Actually, completely plain yogurt (the kind with absolutely NO additives or sweeteners) can be an effective natural treatment for yeast infections.

I won't even discuss the cheese. Tell you what, you tell me what you think about the idea of introducing non local microorganisms into a dark, warm, moist environment? It's not normal that some women constantly have yeast infections, vaginitis/vaginosis, and UTIs. Vaginas are only self cleaning up to a point. It doesn't take very long for some funky critter to take hold and set up housekeeping.

 

[Smurfy]

MM, i think Chris was being facetious

 

[musclemom]

MM, i think Chris was being facetious

Perhaps, but I assume that anybody posting and/or reading these posts is looking for legitimate information. There are plenty of young men who come to this board and never think they should be washing their hands before fingering their girlfriend. There are plenty of them who will certainly think it's a grand idea to cram fruit, vegetables or candy up her coochie. Plenty of dumb broads who'll go along with it, too, and then be confounded when they get repeated infections down there.

Most doctors only tell women about wiping front to back to avoid infections, but that isn't the only way that stuff happens. I've never had a doc tell me to make sure my significant other's hands or nails were clean or keep sugary snacks out of my snatch.

 

[billfred]

The yogurt is not the problem, the sugars in it, or any fruit, is. Actually, completely plain yogurt (the kind with absolutely NO additives or sweeteners) can be an effective natural treatment for yeast infections.

I won't even discuss the cheese. Tell you what, you tell me what you think about the idea of introducing non local microorganisms into a dark, warm, moist environment? It's not normal that some women constantly have yeast infections, vaginitis/vaginosis, and UTIs. Vaginas are only self cleaning up to a point. It doesn't take very long for some funky critter to take hold and set up housekeeping.

I have seen a frog and and eels crawl out of a nanny before. Think that caused any infections?

 

[musclemom]

I have seen a frog and and eels crawl out of a nanny before. Think that caused any infections?

I neither know nor care. My comments and opinions are directed toward people who care for both themselves and their partner. Shoving aquatic or amphibious life forms up a nanny doesn't seem very caring or respectful to me, seems more like something you pay to see done in a skanky strip bar or for laughs to some poor drunk bimbo at frat house party.

 

[chris302001]

MM, i think Chris was being facetious

LMAO, @ anyone thinking any part of this thread was serious.....

 

[billfred]

I neither know nor care. My comments and opinions are directed toward people who care for both themselves and their partner. Shoving aquatic or amphibious life forms up a nanny doesn't seem very caring or respectful to me, seems more like something you pay to see done in a skanky strip bar or for laughs to some poor drunk bimbo at frat house party.

indeed it was.

 

[musclemom]

LMAO, @ anyone thinking any part of this thread was serious.....

Looking back on the thread, seems yours were the only ones that were jokes (well, except for the banana split comment).

A prank isn't much of an accomplishment when people can't read body language or hear vocal intonations.