Will2BLean
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^^^ I LOVE working out to that song! It really gets me pumped up!!
Have a good weekend TSO!
Have a good weekend TSO!
the-short-one said:I think I started a thread about a year ago regarding this topic. many women on this board have problems finding jeans that fit. designers think all women are rail thin with no ass, apparently.
Daisy_Girl said:And NO quads either. If you even have a TINY quadsweep, finding pants suck.
Don't even get me STARTED on the whole "skinny jean" fad now.![]()
the-short-one said:amen. I probably couldn't get a calve into "skinny jeans".
I used to think I had freakly large calves until I started reading more ladies logs here now I feel normal well at least amoung the ladies of elite I am normal. LOL Fuck those no calve having skinny bitches is what I sayDaisy_Girl said:Fuck yeah - my calves are the size of some of those women's thighs. WTF-ever.
the-short-one said:ABS
this workout was a lot easier than the first two. amazing how my abs have bounced back so quickly.
Yup I can never get zip up hooker boots cause of my calves only the stretch ones.Sassy69 said:It would be cool to be able to fit in a pair of those thigh high stiletto boots or something, but over the years, my calves have been the one thing I've always gotten compliments on and sooo many girls ask me what I do in the gym for them. I like 'em, would rather look for different jeans than not have them.
the-short-one said:yay! my butt is getting tighter!
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ok. here are some things I've noticed as I've gotten bigger muscles.
1. My favorite pillow is too flat. My shoulders and back are bigger now, so I need 2 pillows, otherwise My neck is all crooked in bed.
2. I can't scratch the middle part of my back anymore.now I have to rub up against a tree trunk like a bear.
3. baby doll t-shirts fit excellent until I try to get my arms into them. I've had to cut the sleeves off quite a few of them and turn them into work shirts. Like Fonzie.oh, yeah - and I have to cut the neck a little so I don't feel like I'm choking. 2 x
4. Trying to find jeans that fit me is next ot impossible. HUGE gap in the waist on my lower back with most brands. Most I can't even get my legs into.I finally found 2 pair of pants that fit well. Applebottoms jeans (in stretch - size 5) and Wal-mart (of all places) makes cargo pants for juniors in the usual cargo colors. brown, khaki, camo, tan - I can wear a size 7 and they fit perfectly. I just went back today and bought 5 pairs, because they were on sale for $9 a piece. lolol I can wear them to work and not have to worry about getting oil/asphalt/etc on them.
5. I used to be able to cross my legs nicely under the table at dinner. If I cross my legs under the table now, they don't fit. lolol I've got to kind of struggle to get them under there, and they don't feel comfortable crossed anymore, anyway. duh.
I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of right at this time. Thought you might enjoy that.![]()


superqt4u2nv said:Yup I can never get zip up hooker boots cause of my calves only the stretch ones.

T-Cake said:I gotta start reading your log more.
I laughed when I read your last workout and you said the straps were gone from the hanging abs contraption.I can't STAND that -- esp this time of year, stuff is disappearing all the time. I get so mad.
Nice job, lady![]()

the-short-one said:yeah. you missed my almost pucking, too.We can thank Shadow for that. He's a slave driver.
...and I love him.![]()
Daisy_Girl said:Fuck yeah - my calves are the size of some of those women's thighs. WTF-ever.

The Shadow said:AWWWWWW.......
btw - there is a sequel coming for 28 days later.
the-short-one said:cardio how many times per week?
(I did cardio this morning on last weeks schedule)
...and I don't have anyone who works out with me in the AM to toss me a medicine ball. at night, but not in the mornings.
the-short-one said:January 8, 2007 - gym at 6am, work at 8 am, errands run at 4pm, back to the gym at 7pm.
GH = 1.5
calcium
green tea
vitamin c
multi vitamin
sesamin
guggelesterones
yohimbine HCL
glucorell
PURECEE
Lipodrene w/ephedra
NO-EXPLODE before PM workout
Meal One
40 grams Whey Protein Shake in skim milk - (isopure zero carb strawberry)
1 tbsp flax oil
1 glucorell
Meal Two -
10 egg whites
3 Whole eggs
1/2 cup of Oatmeal
After 4 weeks, I've finally found a way to make this taste good.It's called CARDIO. lolol
Meal Three -
9 oz chicken breast
spinach salad with salad spritzer
2 diet mountain dews
Meal Four -
40 grams whey protein in
skim milk
raspberries
100g. Sweet potatoes
2 glucorell
Meal Five
8 oz chicken breast
1 cup brocolli
1 Liter Diet Arizona Green Tea
Extended release shake 40 grams of Casein protein in skim milk + 1 tbsp Organic ANPB
1 PureCEE
1 Glucorell
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AM WORKOUT
Cardio
HIIT on Bicycle
I knew Shadow was going to up my cardio a little - but I didn't know how. I took matters into my own hands and did a few more cycles this AM because I was feeling good. rested from last week
10 minute warmup
14 cycles 30 seconds level 20 pedalling hard and 60 seconds recovery level 10
10 minute cool down
ABS
I played with these, too. 3 sets
Roman Chair = leg raises - straight legs 45 seconds
Swiss Ball Crunches = 45 seconds
Verticle Bench Situps = 20 seconds (gawdam those are hard)
scissors = 45 seconds
bicycle = 45 seconds
shortenend my rest up between sets.
PM Workout
Chest
GIANT SET: Run one cycle with as little rest as possible between exercises.....rest 5 minutes between cycles - do 4 total cycles
FLAT Dumbell Press (TUT = 5)
4 x 12/20 lb dbs
FLAT DB Flyes - (TUT = 5)
4 x 10/10 lb dbs
Feet Elevated Pushups - MAXIMUM REPS (TUT = 5)
1 x 10
1 x 8
2 x 6
Cable Cross-overs - (TUT= 5)
4 x 12/60
Chest Press Machine(inner handles if equipped) - (TUT = 5)
4 x 10/40
...and I can honestly say that that was the best chest workout I can remember having. My pecs burned all over. At heavier weights, I have problems feeling/using my pecs - I think my arms & shoulders take over. This workout, I was able to concentrate on my pecs only.
workout difficulty rating = 6
The Shadow said:the cardio frequency and AB modifications were listed on the long post on yesterday.....Im sorry I didnt make it more clear..what you did was fine.
So yep....we are dialing in the specific WAY to get the TUT that works best for you.
Great job
Ah sooooooo.......the-short-one said:no - I did cardio before you listed themI didn' get back to my computer until yesterday evening, so didn't get the new workout till right before I left for the gym.
The Shadow said:Ah sooooooo.......
makes sense.
How are you feeling?
Energy levels?
Posing??
, but not as bad. We need to talk about a routine. Did you have something in mind for this, or do I need to get my shit together and get it done?the-short-one said:energy levels are excellent until after my PM gym session. then I crash.
I've been practicing posing and still feel like a, but not as bad. We need to talk about a routine. Did you have something in mind for this, or do I need to get my shit together and get it done?

The Shadow said:I have some thoughts
Find out the length of the program.........and if you can use props.
What about using something from N. Back as the music??
the-short-one said:oh, shit. the evil smilie.
NB would be super.
ok - here's what the guidlines say from the John Lindsay site. Nothing about props.
The evening finals posing routine duration is 90 seconds max; you can, however, at your discretion, use less time. Your time begins when the music starts. Music can be on CD or cassette tape.
Here's what the NPC site says:
Evening Finals
The competitors perform their Individual Posing Routine to their choice of music. The time limit is 90 seconds. Female bodybuilders are permitted to wear jewelry and hair ornaments. Some competitions, if there are a lot of competitors, are forced to limit Individual Posing at the Finals to the top 5 competitors. Check with the promoter of the event for details.
The Shadow said:Good good,
You need something really strong.
I was thinking about "Rockstar" or "Figured You Out."
It needs to be something that gets you going........I dont think using two types of music will work for your body....you need all out hard edge stuff.
Powerful body needs powerfull music
the-short-one said:so...how are you going to work this out. do I get a video of you doing my posing routine?
It will be so hard not to sell it on EF and make some cash...![]()
The Shadow said:LOLOL
Talk with the guy at your gym....see if he would be willing to be a set of eyes there
The Shadow said:get him to check you form(how you hit them) on the individual mandatories.....I will put a flow to them in the routine.....
the-short-one said:ok. I already know he will do that for me.
thanks, S.
The Shadow said:Get 3 song choices and lets pick one.
Be creative.....even a Rocky there would work.
"Train, Train" by Blackfoot
"Walking on the sun" would be a good choice as well....obviously not "in your face" but would still work.
That would be freakin awesome IMO I can so see Shorty working that one.The Shadow said:Good good,
You need something really strong.
I was thinking about "Rockstar" or "Figured You Out."
It needs to be something that gets you going........I dont think using two types of music will work for your body....you need all out hard edge stuff.
Powerful body needs powerfull music
superqt4u2nv said:That would be freakin awesome IMO I can so see Shorty working that one.
the-short-one said:also - my weight dipped to 149 for about 2 days - it's now holding at 151.
the-short-one said:
figured you out is good, too - but the lyrics might be a tad questionable. lolol
Sassy69 said:Gotta keep it clean...![]()
I have to check my CD at home I was going to listen to it last night as your thread made me think of it but I got side tracked helping a friend with something.the-short-one said:
figured you out is good, too - but the lyrics might be a tad questionable. lolol
The Shadow said:Where's the fun in that??
The minute I saw TSO post up NB lyrics - I knew we had a winner.

the-short-one said:You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch...
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I look kind of...poofy. lolol
water?
ck2006 said:Well I wish I looked as poofy as you LMAO! You look AAAAMMMAZZZZING!
Sassy69 said:Looking very nice! Watery but not squishy -- definitely see all the nice detail in there.
Sassy69 said:omg.. that is nasty. LOL! I do understand tho.... intimately.

Will2BLean said:I just love your legs. Amazing.
I hope it wasn't one of those dreams where you wake up and you still aren't certain that it didn't happen. You WERE poofy in your dream.![]()
the-short-one said:tummy has tightened up a lot - but not as much as I'd like. I thought it never would after having a baby - I'e had loose skin on my abs for 6 years. lolol FINALLY tightening up.
I had my first competition anxiety dream last night. lolol I woke up this morning and told Jeff about it - He laughed is ass off at me. All that discussion we've had about hair removal must have gotten to my subconcious.
I had a dream that I stepped onstage and realized that I'd forgotten to remove my body hair. omg - i had about 3 inches of hair all over my body. lolololI can't even describe the rest of the dream to you because I'm laughing my ass off right now. lolol

the-short-one said:for the record, anastrozole tastes like shit. I don't know how you juicer guys do it. uhg.
Can I add it to a shake?
Yeah the liquid stuff is nasty tasting next time I am getting caps.the-short-one said:for the record, anastrozole tastes like shit. I don't know how you juicer guys do it. uhg.
Can I add it to a shake?
superqt4u2nv said:Yeah the liquid stuff is nasty tasting next time I am getting caps.
Shorty after taking it did you notice you're viens poping a lot more?
superqt4u2nv said:Yeah the liquid stuff is nasty tasting next time I am getting caps.
Daisy_Girl said:Could you cap it yourself? Buy the capsule thingies and use a syringe to squirt it in?
Second thought - sounds like a lot of work if you could just BUY the capsules already made.lol
WOW your workout is incredible. Parts of it look a lot like mine.the-short-one said:January 10, 2007
.5 ml A-dex
GH = 1.5
calcium
green tea
vitamin c
multi vitamin
sesamin
guggelesterones
yohimbine HCL
glucorell
PURECEE
Lipodrene w/ephedra
Cardio Breeze before AM & PM workouts
Meal One
40 grams Whey Protein Shake in skim milk - (isopure zero carb strawberry)
1 tbsp flax oil
1 glucorell
Meal Two -
10 egg whites
3 Whole eggs
1/2 cup of Oatmeal
Meal Three -
9 oz chicken breast
romaine salad with salad spritzer
diet Arizona Blueberry Green Tea, 1 liter
Meal Four -
40 grams whey protein in
skim milk
apple
100g. Sweet potatoes
2 glucorell
Meal Five
8 oz chicken breast
1 cup brocolli
diet pepsi
Extended release shake 40 grams of Casein protein in skim milk + 1 tbsp unsweetened soy nut butter
1 PureCEE
1 Glucorell
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AM WORKOUT
CARDIO - now that I've been schooled on the accuracy of 'calories burned' on the machines, I paid attention to the numbers today so I could log them.
treadmill
10 minute warmup. 3.5 mph, slowly ramped the incline up to 5.
12 cycles 35 sec all out/70 sec recovery. started at 6.5 for the first cycle and speeded up to 9.0 for the last 5-6 cycles. recover speed was 3.5
10 minute cooldown - people were waiting for a treadmill, so I cooled down on the eliptical -level 10.
treadmill calories burned = 380
eliptical = 100
ABS
Jeff came in and did ab work with me.![]()
4 Giant sets per session - ONE MINUTE PER EXERCISE:
Decline situps with someone tossing a light medicine ball to you - vary height, side to side and force....you catch on the way DOWN, toss as you are coming back up.
PASS OFFS - sit on a bench back to back with someone......you pass a heavy medicine ball off to the other person and vice versa....keep going in the same direction for a minute....then switch direction
Crunch Machine
My abs have bounced back and this workout felt good. the situps with the medicine ball were fun. I got kind of dizzy with the passoffs, tho. lolol
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PM WORKOUT -
it was a night of waiting. very frustrating. I got there and the gym was packed. wtf? I go late ewnought ot miss the damn rush, or so I thought. I stretched for a while and waited for the room to clear. Probably about 1/2 hour. I didn't want to start a set ands then have someone take the hack squat machine while I was moving through it.
Legs
GIANT SET 4 cycles
Leg Extensions (TUT = 5)
4 x 12/170
SEATED Leg Curls (TUT = 5)
4 x 12/120
Hack Squats(FEET HIGH WIDE TOES TURNED OUT) (TUT = 5)
4 x 10/90 + machine weight
Dumbell Stiff Deads - (TUT = 5)
4 x 10/50 lb dbs
SMITH MACHINE SQUATS - FEET OUT IN FRONT SHOULDER WIDTH STANCE TOES POINTED OUT(PUSH FROM HEELS) (TUT = 5)
4 x 10/90 + bar/machine weight
TREADMILL WORK - 15-25 degrees(max level) and shoot for 1.0 mph LONG STRIDES PUSHING WITH BALLS OF FEET - CONCENTRATE ON SQUEEZING GLUTES ON EACH STEP for 3 minutes(this will actually allow your HR to DROP)
so. this was an awesome lweg workout. my glutes and hammys ACHED when I was done. on the hack and smith, I got the shakes really bad on the last 4 reps.
workout rating = 8.

The Shadow said:Great job S.
Let me know if the glute/ham tie-ins are sore tomorrow
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the-short-one said:they're already sore. they were aching while I was in bed last night - took 2 ibuprofen so I could go to sleep. lol
what causes the muscle shakes I get toward the end of some of my sets? it only happens on leg day.
The Shadow said:The trembling is from:
1 - actual Nervous System Breakdown.....its sort of like the body cant fire the muscles in the right secuences
2 - Lack/drop in ATP - its the "energy Currency" of the muscles
Of course - you see how leg day would really be impacted by both of those
- so, used the hammerstrength shrug apparatus. standing, facing the seat.superqt4u2nv said:Yeah the liquid stuff is nasty tasting next time I am getting caps.
Shorty after taking it did you notice you're viens poping a lot more?
The Shadow said:You think L-dex is bad??
LMAO...clomid makes me retch.
Like Blut stated the CNS takes a real beating when training to near failure/failure for repeated sets. the neural impulses can literally get misrouted when lifting.
Ever noticed a weight that seemd "light" but you still could not perform the lift??
CNS shutdown in an attempt to preserve the body
the-short-one said:ok. weight this morning is 150.
Measurements are:
Neck = 14
bicep = 13
chest around ribcage = 33
chest around boobs = 37
waist = 28
hips = 36
thigh = 23
calve = 15
The Shadow said:BEFORE:
154 lbs
Neck = 14.25
Chest above boobs = 35
Chest & boobs = 38
biceps = 13.5
waist = 29
hips = 37
thighs = 24
calves = 15.25
EVERY measurement is up.......the waist measurement is no biggie......it will drop back down......WELLl done on the Chest measurements.
Scale weight is down a total of 4 pounds - when you factor in the added muscularity - Im betting that the bf is down around 10-10.5%.
the-short-one said:- you mean my measurements are down, right? not up.
The Shadow said:Like Blut stated the CNS takes a real beating when training to near failure/failure for repeated sets. the neural impulses can literally get misrouted when lifting.
Ever noticed a weight that seemd "light" but you still could not perform the lift??
CNS shutdown in an attempt to preserve the body
I always am able to get a good post leg tremers but never anywhere else.Daisy_Girl said:I get that a lot in chest work. Bouncing boobies, lol.
Also - when I do legs, even on unweighted lunges at the end ...... legs just shake or lock up in the down position.
It is pretty cool.![]()
How's that salad spritzer? I've been thinking about picking some up, but I always go with my usual dressing. Will2BLean said:Hey, hot legs.How's that salad spritzer? I've been thinking about picking some up, but I always go with my usual dressing.
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the-short-one said:hi.
It has a lot of flavor. you don't need all that much. I was pleasantly surprised.
I think I'll get some next week, so I can use my fat grams for something more exciting... like olive oil, or fish oil caps. 
Will2BLean said:Oooh. Good deal. I picked one up today and it was leaking... Needless to say, my hand smelled like ass after picking it up.I think I'll get some next week, so I can use my fat grams for something more exciting... like olive oil, or fish oil caps.
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the-short-one said:like ass. lololol I don't know what kind of salad spritzer you've been looking at, but mine smells like italian dressing.![]()
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