If I were Ron Jeremy
If I could suck my own cock I would never leave my house. It's mine and I already can wash it as fast as I want.
If I were a girl, I would buy a pocket mirror, $1,000 in sex toys, 100 gallons of KY, and two weeks of porn. I would lock myself in my house and live off of delivered pizza and coke.
If I could suck my own cock I would never leave my house. It's mine and I already can wash it as fast as I want.
If I were a girl, I would buy a pocket mirror, $1,000 in sex toys, 100 gallons of KY, and two weeks of porn. I would lock myself in my house and live off of delivered pizza and coke.