Sex toy I got for my bf......

[H_T_]

Man, don't you hate it when you fuck a girl too good? Like, yeah, you wanted a piece of ass for the nite but there you go showing off having circus-like-gravity-defying-sex and then the girl just gets obsessed.. She calls you 5 times the next and you don't answer b/c you're busy at work so she starts texting you "you are such a fucking asshole, I fucking hate you.. I can't believe you, you're just like every other guy, fuck you, I'm never calling you again." So, she doesn't call for like 12 hours but then you get a text at 2am (when you have to be up at 5am to hit the gym) saying how much she misses you and how she wants you inside of her.. So, in order to get her to leave you the hell alone you go ahead over and hit it again but this time you hold back and don't show off.. so, you go and fuck her during your lunch break and make it a quickie, straight missionary and accidentally drop one of your business cards and she ends up showing up at your work with food the next day.. Don't you just fucking hate that!!!?!?! Especially when you're trying to fuck the new secretary?!?! FUCK

T-Matt

i'm more slippery than an eel in axle grease. and i'm not above hiding.

 

[Gymgurl]

I think that's part of the problem.. I don't 'date' any women.......

T-Matt

That might be the whole problem lol

 

[katdav]

I must have scared someone off with my pics

What's up.......?!

 

[redsamurai]

Honey, don't open the package, take the receipt, get your money back.

NOW, while you're there, get THIS:

http://www.forbiddenerotics.com/_e/loc/product/CNV1050/Bungee_Love_Swing_holds_80_160_lbs.htm

Seriously.

I love this woman!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

That is a terrible toy.
I would never buy that for my man! I prefer him to be able to put his hands all over me while getting it doggy style. rubbing my back grabbing my tits pulling my hair and slapping my ass.

 

[redsamurai]

and besides.....don't women like having all the mans weight coming down on their shoulders via his hands?? I mean....that's how I roll at least....it's a leverage thing.....

 

[katdav]

Ha...I'll ask opinions before I spend my $$ next time!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

and besides.....don't women like having all the mans weight coming down on their shoulders via his hands?? I mean....that's how I roll at least....it's a leverage thing.....

yes that is nice. So is when he grabs my hips and pulls with the rythm

 

[musclemom]

I love this woman!!

Back atcha

 

[musclemom]

Ha...I'll ask opinions before I spend my $$ next time!!

My dear girl, don't you KNOW them's the rules, before any major purchases and PARTICULARLY purchase of previously unexperimented with sex toys, you ALWAYS create a poll on EF

Then you have to post pics of said toy in action ...

Then you have to create a thread describing the quantity AND quality of your orgasms ...

Really.

Otherwise WTF do we have to entertain ourselves with