Sex toy I got for my bf......

[Gymgurl]

Id go with the swing........

 

[H_T_]

sometimes, girls are extra skanky and i don't want to get anything on my hands.

 

[T-Matt]

sometimes, girls are extra skanky and i don't want to get anything on my hands.

haha, exactly..

Man, I've had sex w/ a girl I didn't even have to kiss, it was awesome.. The only parts of our bodies that touched were our sexual organs and our hands all over each other's body.. anddddd she swallowed.. I screwed that up by when I called her back I called her the wrong name.. lol..

T-Matt

 

[immortalis]

tell me more.....................

I must have scared someone off with my pics

 

[H_T_]

haha, exactly..

Man, I've had sex w/ a girl I didn't even have to kiss, it was awesome.. The only parts of our bodies that touched were our sexual organs and our hands all over each other's body.. anddddd she swallowed.. I screwed that up by when I called her back I called her the wrong name.. lol..

T-Matt

so it goes......and these civilized people don't ever want to acknowledge their beastial side, the side that discovered fire. my motto is: "if there's a hole, i'm gonna fill it." i smell like vagina as we speak. dogs love me, because they're like, "Dude, you always smell like vagina!" it's so hard to carry on a conversation with a dog's snout prodding your scrotum. i feel like the police chief on Police Academy.

 

[T-Matt]

so it goes......and these civilized people don't ever want to acknowledge their beastial side, the side that discovered fire. my motto is: "if there's a hole, i'm gonna fill it." i smell like vagina as we speak. dogs love me, because they're like, "Dude, you always smell like vagina!" it's so hard to carry on a conversation with a dog's snout prodding your scrotum. i feel like the police chief on Police Academy.

LMGDMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! MAN that was a fucking classic post!!! You're my brother from another mother man..

T-Matt

 

[T-Matt]

so it goes......and these civilized people don't ever want to acknowledge their beastial side, the side that discovered fire. my motto is: "if there's a hole, i'm gonna fill it." i smell like vagina as we speak. dogs love me, because they're like, "Dude, you always smell like vagina!" it's so hard to carry on a conversation with a dog's snout prodding your scrotum. i feel like the police chief on Police Academy.

Man, don't you hate it when you fuck a girl too good? Like, yeah, you wanted a piece of ass for the nite but there you go showing off having circus-like-gravity-defying-sex and then the girl just gets obsessed.. She calls you 5 times the next and you don't answer b/c you're busy at work so she starts texting you "you are such a fucking asshole, I fucking hate you.. I can't believe you, you're just like every other guy, fuck you, I'm never calling you again." So, she doesn't call for like 12 hours but then you get a text at 2am (when you have to be up at 5am to hit the gym) saying how much she misses you and how she wants you inside of her.. So, in order to get her to leave you the hell alone you go ahead over and hit it again but this time you hold back and don't show off.. so, you go and fuck her during your lunch break and make it a quickie, straight missionary and accidentally drop one of your business cards and she ends up showing up at your work with food the next day.. Don't you just fucking hate that!!!?!?! Especially when you're trying to fuck the new secretary?!?! FUCK

T-Matt

 

[Gymgurl]

What types of women do you date?????

 

[H_T_]

What types of women do you date?????

from slutty strippers to soccer moms. my penis doesn't discriminate.

 

[T-Matt]

What types of women do you date?????

I think that's part of the problem.. I don't 'date' any women.......

T-Matt