rnch pwned by rnch....

[rnch]

i'm not sure if i should be amused or embarrased by this, guys and gals.....

late saturday night/sunday morning i'm doing some awesome between-the-sheets activities with a multiple repeat offender....better than average body, awesome personality and heart, as the following will prove...

after several Leude & Lacivious foreplay activities, she is returning the long, deep, wet salad tossing i gave her. three pillows under my pierced and tattooed penis, glutes up in the air, tongue in deep...ya'll get the picture, i'm shurrrr..

that morning, i had started a 14 day regime of anti-biotics for a lingering post-katrina sinus infection. my stomach had been vaguely rumbling all day/night; something i was (so far) ignoring thanks to the fun we both were having.

so, anyway...back to the bed.....she's tossing my salad as expertly, as deeply, as wetly as i had done for her ....i am all relaxed and happy and getting into it...just as she draws back for breath....one slipped out.

yes, i broke wind. i passed gas. i farted in the poor gal's face.

a long, wet, burbly one...sounded (to me) like an antique evinrude outboard motor my grandpa-pa had on his boat.

ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[SlimJim52]

ROTFLMAO

There goes my lunch, all over the keyboard.

Sorry for your dilema, but that be funny! Did she come back for more or did you ruin the moment?

 

[feisty11975]

OMG!! LOLOLOLOL

I would have killed you right then and there!

So, please tell us the rest of the story!

 

[Cutiebaby]

LOL.
lmfao..That there is priceless.
Did she finish?

 

[rnch]

after the ....event....there was this moment of stunned silence...she started giggling...i started chuckling...she fell on top of my back and shoulders and glutes...we both laughed as hard as we could for a about 10 seconds...she picked up the still warm, damp washcloth (from an earlier clean up event), wiped off her face, did a quick swab out on me and we picked up where we left off.

as i said...awesome personality and heart!

 

[Creepusmaximus]

To much. LOL. Did you laugh or look horrified? I would start laughing, no wonder a lot of girl's think I'm an asshole.

Price-less.

 

[feisty11975]

after the ....event....there was this moment of stunned silence...she started giggling...i started chuckling...she fell on top of my back and shoulders and glutes...we both laughed as hard as we could for a about 10 seconds...she picked up the still warm, damp washcloth (from an earlier clean up event), wiped off her face, did a quick swab out on me and we picked up where we left off.

as i said...awesome personality and heart!

hahaha

great story! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Sassy69]

That's a trooper for ya!



You have a tattoo'd penis??


Pix?

 

[redsamurai]

after the ....event....there was this moment of stunned silence...she started giggling...i started chuckling...she fell on top of my back and shoulders and glutes...we both laughed as hard as we could for a about 10 seconds...she picked up the still warm, damp washcloth (from an earlier clean up event), wiped off her face, did a quick swab out on me and we picked up where we left off.

as i said...awesome personality and heart!

you did promptly propose to her right?......right?? I mean, 99.9999% of the women out there wouldn't finish a BJ under those conditions.....let alone a rimjob, and she really went back at it after wiping you up? OMFG!! "I" am in love with her.....please, put her in a box and ship her up to ohio when you're done with her!!...

by the way, the scene sounded really hot.....god I love women who do that!!@

 

[rnch]

has this ever happened to anyone else (who will admit it)?