Ridiculous Steroid Stories and Myths ?!!

[TheSVPdeal]

Well, this sucks because my dick fell off after 1 injection into my asshole of sust and then 3 7th grade girls kicked my ass after I caught them breaking into my pink jetta and tried fighting them.

My favorite steroid myth is hard to say bc there are so many ridiculous ones. Penis shrinks....u go crazy and kill people....u don't need to train hard just juice.....


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I came to this thread just to read this.

 

[GangstaDogg]

old story.. but...

Sust will not give you magic fighting like skills..

"This sust must be bunk, i've been on for 3 weeks now, 4 guys were breaking into my car and i went out there to kick their asses, i ended up in the hospital with cracked ribs an a concussion"...

Well sust sure gave him self confidence lol )

 

[oxymoron]

I can't tell you how many times I heard muscles turn to fat after being on steroids if you don't keep working out. I remember hearing that (when I was more of an ignorant idiot than i am now) and thinking daaaamn what a shitty deal.... muscle converting to FAT... that sucks.

 

[stevesmi]

my X told me not long ago that i shouldn't do steroids cause my dick would get smaller.. thats the main myth out there that women believe. a big part of that is guys that juice and don't run ball saving ancillaries on cycle, if they did then that myth would not exist.

if you want a good laugh go on yahoo answers and read what they believe regarding AAS. it will crack you up..

 

[Arabian]

There was one guy once, long ago, who thought you had to inject into your o-ring (asshole). His question was centered around something like "should it be rubbery like it is? It hurts really bad"

This thread exists somewhere, the first page of google did not yield desirable results. It was a big time lolfest.

Lol

 

[Arabian]

I'm still waiting on my penis to get BIGGER!! That's what they said would happen if I ran test for an extended period of time on google! It's been over 10 years now and I wonder when I should start to see any changes! BTW: can I drink winny? Sorry couldn't resist! Lmfao

 

[rich_89]

There was one guy once, long ago, who thought you had to inject into your o-ring (asshole). His question was centered around something like "should it be rubbery like it is? It hurts really bad"

This thread exists somewhere, the first page of google did not yield desirable results. It was a big time lolfest.

Omg i cant even read this without cringing!

Can you imagine a 1.5" needle straight up your arsehole?? I bet if he had any pile that did the trick!!!

 

[rich_89]

If you take steroids you become a wife beating, pensioner robbing, girl bashing, gay bashing, animal who loves thuggery and fighting.

 

[johnnyboy3689282]

How about the one where nolva is great for PCT

Get on other forums and thats all they recommened... No names... Cough Cough... Anabolic Minds.... Cough Cough, .... Cough Cough, sorry to down other sites, but its true...

I liek the small dick theory too... Gurls always ask if it makes your dick small... I said, if you can prove that, youll be a billionaire... steroids can distinguish one muscle from the next and can target one specific area of the body and shrink that one muscle when every other muscle in the body is growing, and sometimes even the organs.... lol, Dick getting smaller is my fav for sure..

 

[ConanX]

How about the myth that steroids are the smallest part of the bodybuilding formula? Fuck that. Slam grams of tren, primo, some test, and some HGH and you're a walking freakshow.