Ridiculous Steroid Stories and Myths ?!!

[oxymoron]

I haven't seen this subject in a while and it's funny as hell to see some of utter crap that's out there....

So what are some of the insane and totally proposterous stories and garbage you've heard over the years though high school health class propaganda, tv specials, rumor mill, idiot friends, whatever?

I've heard some ridiculous shit starting back in junior high school which mind u was 20+ yrs ago. But one thing that stands out was I remember our 9th grade PE class coach pulling all the boys aside and sitting us down and explaining to us that steroids are out there and beware blah blah blah!!!! Then he went on with a completely serious as shit straight face and told us if we do decide to do them then our dicks would flat out just fall off! LOL I remember looking at eachother and we were fucking shocked.

 

[SpyWizard]

old story.. but...

Sust will not give you magic fighting like skills..

"This sust must be bunk, i've been on for 3 weeks now, 4 guys were breaking into my car and i went out there to kick their asses, i ended up in the hospital with cracked ribs an a concussion"...

 

[RickRock13]

You mean steroids won't make my dick fall off?...LMAO

 

[UA_Iron]

There was one guy once, long ago, who thought you had to inject into your o-ring (asshole). His question was centered around something like "should it be rubbery like it is? It hurts really bad"

This thread exists somewhere, the first page of google did not yield desirable results. It was a big time lolfest.

 

[SpyWizard]

There was one guy once, long ago, who thought you had to inject into your o-ring (asshole). His question was centered around something like "should it be rubbery like it is? It hurts really bad"

This thread exists somewhere, the first page of google did not yield desirable results. It was a big time lolfest.

o ring.. i remember that one too... damn..

 

[johnnyboy3689282]

I like the story that was posted about chlymadia about a month ago... i think it was Nathan that posted it...

 

[sojoocy]

Haha yeh the "do I need to take Chlamydia after my cycle" sure did make me lol.

The small dick one is the one that still gets thrown around and irates me to no end, people are so ignorant.

 

[Potent]

How about the one where nolva is great for PCT

 

[jrhodez]

Steroids can kill you!!!!

 

[bluetoolpaul]

Well, this sucks because my dick fell off after 1 injection into my asshole of sust and then 3 7th grade girls kicked my ass after I caught them breaking into my pink jetta and tried fighting them.

My favorite steroid myth is hard to say bc there are so many ridiculous ones. Penis shrinks....u go crazy and kill people....u don't need to train hard just juice.....


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