"Reality EF": the making of a porn star

[hellorhih2o]

well... first we are going to need to see the "fine piece of meat"

Why? You're not naming IT (it already has a name, Johnson), you're naming ME (as a rising porn star). See the difference there? How 'about if I give you a quick description, will that help?

It's exactly 36.36% larger than the average male genital organ (according to BodyByFinaplex’s average). It’s nice when it’s soft, it’s nice when it’s semi-hard and it’s nice when it’s rock hard. It has a mind of its own that’s often times more powerful than its owner’s brain. Cold ocean water or too much ephedrine can make it shrink down to the size of a raisin. It also doesn't react well to direct sunlight exposure. It’s attached slightly below a rock hard lower abdomen and neighbor two oversized and somewhat hairy quadriceps. The two sacks located behind Johnson are sadly MIA but give its owner a couple of weeks and a vial of HCG and that can be fixed. It stands out straight when stimulated (which, by the way, is not so hard—pardon the pun) and there’s no funny banana-business going on (no unexpected or odd turns). The length/width proportions are excellent, and there’s no "pencil" or "mushroom" tendencies whatsoever.

Now, can we get back to naming ME? Tiervexx, you owe me a name now (and it has to be better than the current winner, Phil McCrevis).

 

[Tiervexx]

First of all you missed the point of my post.

Second, I know you can come up with a better name than Johnson for IT.

Third, I am terrible with names but I will take a stab at it anyway.

Magness Phallius

 

[hellorhih2o]

First of all you missed the point of my post.

Second, I know you can come up with a better name than Johnson for IT.

Third, I am terrible with names but I will take a stab at it anyway.

Magness Phallius

I'd have to admit that Magness Phallius was pretty sad...

 

[hellorhih2o]

I'd have to admit that Magness Phallius is pretty sad...

 

[Tiervexx]

I like the word Phallus so that has to be in there somewhere...Not sure about the rest of it.

 

[valhalla555]

George Spellwin...

 

[Untouchable]

Use your middle name and then the name of the street you live on.

 

[hellorhih2o]

Use your middle name and then the name of the street you live on.

Too bad my middle name is what everyone calls me and the street I live on is the most known street in the city (and one of the most known streets in the country). Not bad for your first post ever on EF though! Welcome onboard!

 

[Untouchable]

Thanks

 

[drgoodbody]

Well, since this is likely to be gay porn, then how about Richard (aka "Dick") Assman? Or Bum Plugerson? Or Slick Rimmly?

Oh, I could go on, but you get the picture...

DrG