"Reality EF": the making of a porn star

[hellorhih2o]

So I got inspired by that other porn star thread. Since we've established that all you need to make it as a porn star is a relatively big Johnson, I'm thinking that I could be the star of a new "Reality EF" show. I'll send in a pic of my fine piece of meat to The Porn Star Industry, Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CA and you guys get to follow me rise (hehe) to porn star fame.

Good idea, eh?

We could even make this interactive so you could all be part of my quest and help me decide on my next move and almost feel the fame yourself. I know that's generous but that's just me.

To begin with, I think I need a porn star name. Any ideas? Something cool like "Rocco" but nothing cheesy like "Ron Jeremy".

So what should my porn star name be?

(I can just feel how excited you all are now)

 

[endpoint]

there are a few new porn sites going with this theme, guys off the street trying to make it.

as for a name....phil McCrevis?

 

[DBCooper]

Rick Hard-Sam Girthwhen-Brad Balling

 

[hellorhih2o]

there are a few new porn sites going with this theme, guys off the street trying to make it.

as for a name....phil McCrevis?

but this is the first "reality EF" show, right? Phil McCrevis. Don't like that. Not so much.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I like the name Jackass McFuckoff

 

[argent]

Johnny Wango

 

[Spartacus]

Phil McCrevis is actually fairly clever..let me help you "fill my crevis"

 

[hellorhih2o]

Phil McCrevis is actually fairly clever..let me help you "fill my crevis"

uuuuh... that is clever. endpoint, you're a genius!

 

[TheVisitor]

Did you mean Phil McCraken?..

 

[Tiervexx]

well... first we are going to need to see the "fine piece of meat"

 

[hellorhih2o]

well... first we are going to need to see the "fine piece of meat"

Why? You're not naming IT (it already has a name, Johnson), you're naming ME (as a rising porn star). See the difference there? How 'about if I give you a quick description, will that help?

It's exactly 36.36% larger than the average male genital organ (according to BodyByFinaplex’s average). It’s nice when it’s soft, it’s nice when it’s semi-hard and it’s nice when it’s rock hard. It has a mind of its own that’s often times more powerful than its owner’s brain. Cold ocean water or too much ephedrine can make it shrink down to the size of a raisin. It also doesn't react well to direct sunlight exposure. It’s attached slightly below a rock hard lower abdomen and neighbor two oversized and somewhat hairy quadriceps. The two sacks located behind Johnson are sadly MIA but give its owner a couple of weeks and a vial of HCG and that can be fixed. It stands out straight when stimulated (which, by the way, is not so hard—pardon the pun) and there’s no funny banana-business going on (no unexpected or odd turns). The length/width proportions are excellent, and there’s no "pencil" or "mushroom" tendencies whatsoever.

Now, can we get back to naming ME? Tiervexx, you owe me a name now (and it has to be better than the current winner, Phil McCrevis).

 

[Tiervexx]

First of all you missed the point of my post.

Second, I know you can come up with a better name than Johnson for IT.

Third, I am terrible with names but I will take a stab at it anyway.

Magness Phallius

 

[hellorhih2o]

First of all you missed the point of my post.

Second, I know you can come up with a better name than Johnson for IT.

Third, I am terrible with names but I will take a stab at it anyway.

Magness Phallius

I'd have to admit that Magness Phallius was pretty sad...

 

[hellorhih2o]

I'd have to admit that Magness Phallius is pretty sad...

 

[Tiervexx]

I like the word Phallus so that has to be in there somewhere...Not sure about the rest of it.

 

[valhalla555]

George Spellwin...

 

[Untouchable]

Use your middle name and then the name of the street you live on.

 

[hellorhih2o]

Use your middle name and then the name of the street you live on.

Too bad my middle name is what everyone calls me and the street I live on is the most known street in the city (and one of the most known streets in the country). Not bad for your first post ever on EF though! Welcome onboard!

 

[Untouchable]

Thanks

 

[drgoodbody]

Well, since this is likely to be gay porn, then how about Richard (aka "Dick") Assman? Or Bum Plugerson? Or Slick Rimmly?

Oh, I could go on, but you get the picture...

DrG

 

[hellorhih2o]

Well, since this is likely to be gay porn, then how about Richard (aka "Dick") Assman? Or Bum Plugerson? Or Slick Rimmly?

Oh, I could go on, but you get the picture...

DrG

and it would be gay porn because? wishful thinking there?

 

[drgoodbody]

No wishful think here - I'm so hetero it'd hurt your head to think about it. I said that simply because virtually all male porn stars had to start that way. Extermely difficult for guy to go into hetero porn right from the outset (unless he brings a girl, and even then, she has to be willing to fuck anybody).

DrG

 

[hellorhih2o]

No wishful think here - I'm so hetero it'd hurt your head to think about it. I said that simply because virtually all male porn stars had to start that way. Extermely difficult for guy to go into hetero porn right from the outset (unless he brings a girl, and even then, she has to be willing to fuck anybody).

DrG

did not know that. maybe i should reconsider.

i need some time to deliberate...

 

[Tiervexx]

No wishful think here - I'm so hetero it'd hurt your head to think about it.

Sure you are! just keep telling yourself that.