read this...I'm totally fukd in the head...

[alien amp pharm]

Nah.. this is how it went!

*at office as female coworkers gather*
"OMG" You know that jerk.. the one that Broke up with my lil sister.. The Pig just emailed me..... <jaw all drooped to the floor> What a loser, he expects me to have some date or something.. and he thinks I have the hots for him... HIM.. he dumped my sister.. All males are just Scum.

<gets on phone and calls sis> That prick wants to fuck me... Can you believe this.. He's scum sis.. I am so glad you aren't with that Ass anymore. I told you, remember I said he was looking at me "that way" UHHHHHHGGGGGGGG.... <smacks gum>

So whats for lunch..?

You know what the sad part is....that would probably make the girl want me even more.....me being an ass and all.
Isn't that how this relationship stuff works?

Found that pic yet?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You know what the sad part is....that would probably make the girl want me even more.....me being an ass and all.
Isn't that how this relationship stuff works?

Found that pic yet?

You are scum to every female memeber of that family........ TRUST ME... lol

as for the pic... not yet gonna get one thought. Thought it was on a website but can't find the website... and no not a hooch one.. one of a club we go to sometimes.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thought it was on a website but can't find the website... and no not a hooch one.. one of a club we go to sometimes.

A hoochie club ?


hehehehe.

 

[Dunk]

Nah.. this is how it went!

*at office as female coworkers gather*
"OMG" You know that jerk.. the one that Broke up with my lil sister.. The Pig just emailed me..... <jaw all drooped to the floor> What a loser, he expects me to have some date or something.. and he thinks I have the hots for him... HIM.. he dumped my sister.. All males are just Scum.

<gets on phone and calls sis> That prick wants to fuck me... Can you believe this.. He's scum sis.. I am so glad you aren't with that Ass anymore. I told you, remember I said he was looking at me "that way" UHHHHHHGGGGGGGG.... <smacks gum>

So whats for lunch..?

pwn3d!1!1!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

A hoochie club ?


hehehehe.

 

[jerseyart]

Dude

WTF????

If you're going to try something so abusrd, at least don't piss in the wind while doing so.
Face to face maing. Face to face.

If something like that were to happen, it would have to devlop spontaneously. Can't ask the girl to make a calculated move to fuck over her own sister.



Kids

 

[awittyusername]

you know, theres an unwritten girl rule that is followed about 80% of the time (bloody women) that says "thou shalt not bang thy girlfriends ex boyfriends", which is kind of like another unwritten girl rule, which is followed 95% of the time, which says "thou shalt not bang thy sisters ex boyfriend, lest thy hurt your sisters feelings" even if the sister dumped the guy on his arse in a really terrible way

SO you just stuck your neck out for the sister to reject you (and she will) while pissing off your ex (and she will be) and undermining your relationship with her (you have) and power-slamming your chances of getting back with this girl, even as a booty call, in the coming months (and she will be insecure and wanting something...wait...would have been, but wont anymore) aaaaaaaaand potentially looking like youre a douche, who is jsut wanting to bang her sister to get back at her (and you do)

...maybe, this time, looking like a SWV would ahve been the way to go..

I agree there is an unwritten rule for friends and sisters not to date the same guy. However, women are so competitive that they almost always try to atleast see if they friend or sister's ex.

I have banged a friend or a sister of almost every gf I had.

But, it will not happen by being planned out in a Email. Like JA said..It has to be unplanned and "just happen". (even though it isn't)

 

[Neo22]

I think it really depends on the girl. She might just go for it and say fuck her sister. She probably wont reply for a couple days.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think it really depends on the girl. She might just go for it and say fuck her sister. She probably wont reply for a couple days.

Nah, they are pretty close. If she says she'd love to but doesn't want her sister to get mad I may have a talk with lil sister.

I still haven't gotten a reply, so you may be right about the couple days thing.

Damn I love drama.

 

[jaded]

"read this...I'm totally fukd in the head..."

well at least you admit it
that's one of the first steps to recovery