'Phone Sex' - Ever tried it?

[JayC9]

Situation: 6 months ago whilst working in Japan

Being a huge sports hound I was getting sick of not having any decent coverage and having to watch the games on my own, so I decided to place an ad in the local paper asking if there was any other foreigners living close by that had a decent hook up and might fancy watching the games with me.

The next day I received a call from a Japanese girl who was very polite but didn't seem that interested in sport. A few minutes into the conversation I ask her why she phoned me if she didn't want to watch sport. She tells me that she wants to have 'phone sex'?
Thinking she has phoned the wrong number on the ad page I tell her she's made a mistake. She tells me, no and that she phoned me because she thought my advert was very innocent and that I would be a nice person.

For nearly 2 weeks my phone never stopped ringing, morning day and night. I had girls phoning up and asking all sorts of questions, screaming, moaning and some also wanted to meet up for dates.
One girl would phone up and use a vibrator, the sound would rhythmically dull and get louder (bbbrrrrrrr BBBRRRRR bbrrrrrrr BBBBRRRRR) as she played with it.

Fu**ing weird!

 

[Lestat]

ive rubbed a few out on the phone before

 

[SoKlueles]

very weird

 

[slickdadd]

Really? That's a great story.

 

[*MissFit*]

I have trouble multitasking so no.. mybe if i had a hands free phone.. oh.. it wasnt for me.. damn.. i walked right into that one..

what was the question...

 

[HumorMe]

Like slickdadd said...that's a great story.

The vibrator part was funny.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Phone sex can be better than jerking off alone, but is nowhere near a substitute for the real thing.

 

[fitnessgrl8621]

Gotta do what you gotta do when your boyfriend lives in another state

 

[Lestat]

Phone sex can be better than jerking off alone, but is nowhere near a substitute for the real thing.

of cuorse

 

[feisty11975]

Yep!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

ive rubbed a few out on the phone before

that was one of the most romantic things i have ever heard

 

[Lestat]

that was one of the most romantic things i have ever heard

its nothing compared to the sound of firing one off

 

[SoKlueles]

its nothing compared to the sound of firing one off

You and hammy must use the same pick up lines

 

[dicedgunz]

yep, i'm a huge fan of it. have had it many of times. i love when she's telling me in detail all those crazy things and while she is doing it to. and i can hear her moaning then when she tells me she's cumming......it's over from there, i've liable to poke an eye out with one of those loads

 

[Gymgurl]

I like it.....not the same as the real thing.....but a good substitute when you can't be together....

 

[USMC fighter]

hell its pretty much all you can do when you are in another country

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep that makes it a little harder to have sex with your S/O.....so phone sex would be it for awhile

 

[dicedgunz]

i love having it!! something that turns me on alot about it.

 

[rudeboyja]

not really in to phone sex. I have no problem telling a woman what i'm gonna do when I see her though. Something about the back & fourth dialogue seems strange.

 

[Gymgurl]

i love having it!! something that turns me on alot about it.

Give me your phone number damnit

 

[BUBBLES]

Gotta do what you gotta do when your boyfriend lives in another state

lol, one has to use all that is available to keep the relationship going

 

[Dekaxx]

Can be alot of fun....

 

[jlmchq]

Was talking on the phone to my girlfriend once. I was really getting into it, jacking off while listening to her on the other end. So I didn't notice immediately when my roommate and two of his buddies walked in. I was totally embarassed at first, but then I figured wtf??? Who cares if they saw me. We all do it.

 

[dicedgunz]

Was talking on the phone to my girlfriend once. I was really getting into it, jacking off while listening to her on the other end. So I didn't notice immediately when my roommate and two of his buddies walked in. I was totally embarassed at first, but then I figured wtf??? Who cares if they saw me. We all do it.

hell i jerk off right at my computer in the living room if the roommates are there or not. i dont care, hell i even had people walk in the house....fuck em, when it's time to get off it's time to get off

 

[dicedgunz]

Give me your phone number damnit

i did, now leave me some dirty messages and tell me whre to be!!

 

[Whiskey]

Have talked VERY dirty and the girl rubbed one off, but I don't think I could get off while talking on the phone. It would be odd

Whiskey

 

[The Angry Mule]

Sadly yes