Past loves (serious thread)

[thelocal]

Your ex has ur cawk in her purse

Lololol his balls are in hee frezzer if he plays his cards right he may get them back on holidays haha

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[thelocal]

Because, it's painful!

What about anal is that painful LOL..you know what they say in Australia right?? UP THE BUM!

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[sterolizer]

Your ex has ur cawk in her purse

Lol naw, she decided to not give me another chance, but things have turned around already. This cute girl at the new gym I signed up at today, was following me around asking questions about dieting, and excersize routines. I ended up getting her number. Now I know all you Fags are going to be like "useless without pics" hold the fuck on and when I get some if your nice I might share.

 

[machine23]

You lying, nigga...

 

[pdaddyII]

Lol naw, she decided to not give me another chance, but things have turned around already. This cute girl at the new gym I signed up at today, was following me around asking questions about dieting, and excersize routines. I ended up getting her number. Now I know all you Fags are going to be like "useless without pics" hold the fuck on and when I get some if your nice I might share.

*exercise
*you're

 

[PICK3]

the new girl is nothing like the old girl

you will die empty inside



just sayin'

 

[EarthRider]

after reading blue's post, i don't feel so bad about myself anymore

lololololol

jk/really i have a foot long cock like everyone else on ef, hahahahhaha

 

[wootoom]

i got a girls number....arent you special

 

[EarthRider]

i got a girls number....arent you special

not all of us look as awesome as you, for some it's a big deal to get digits

 

[wootoom]

not all of us look as awesome as you, for some it's a big deal to get digits

Why? I'm a fucking waste of skin