My wife is a motherfucking bitch

[mountain muscle]

Doubtful...

Your next wife will be wife number.....???????

 

[Castro_bigdog]

LOL thats all I have to say right now is LOL

 

[perkele]

cant fucking stand this stupid woman

Love is in the air.

 

[Forge]

Lol. I didn't stutter. It caused 2much shit. I just explained about how it causes 2much trouble. And then I pointed out that I was here first. I guess he COULD get on ....... but he would rather avoid the consequences of such an action because, well, I WAS HERE FIRST.

Heh, sounds like you wear the pants in your relationship. Does he always do what you tell him to do, even when it's not fair to him and it's more in your favor?

 

[Gymgurl]

To be a bitch is in our job description

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well, he didfor a little bit BUT not anymore. He can't get on EF. The only thing he's allowed to look at on the computer is porn.

lmao!

How pathetic of you both.

 

[LuluDeren]

It all started with the apple in the garden. Fucking bitches.

lol, the greatest conspiracy AGAINST women is the maxim that 'Eve ate the Apple', hence all the problems of the world originates with HER (using the word generically).

 

[alien amp pharm]

Whenever I listen to one of my married buddies complain about something I simply nod my head as if I am listening while in my mind I'm thinking about what fun activities I will choose to be doing later on.

Marriage is for suckers.

 

[MichaelScott]

right on the $$$ biteme, she had to eat the fukkin apple

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Even after all the shit I went through with my ex. She is still the mother of my son and I have to give up some respect to that. Even though she acts like a bitch a lot, I don't think she is really a bitch. Thus while we were married I would never call her one. I may say she is acting like one and even only did that once.

She on the other hand would call me a dick all the time.