My ex is purposely trying to induce her labor early

[cindylou]

Everyone has a little captain in them.

lol good for them


its a good way to be

 

[B0ARDIN087]

Lol ay glad saying he didn't feel a connection with her. You all remember the threads claiming his love for her and how he was gonna marry her and give her children

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Lol ay glad saying he didn't feel a connection with her. You all remember the threads claiming his love for her and how he was gonna marry her and give her children

for 2 weeks i did, yea. But ur jus a fag no one on chat really likes you, jus sayin. I wouldnt even bother posting in here bro youll just look dumb and not get any replies or nuthin, just a waste of time for you honestly, stick to the bookie and adult men sections, might win another gay trophy in there for being the gayest on EF? Idk youll never know until you try! Now go get another ugly g/f and gtfo outta my thread kTHX

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I wish you were right bro....for glads sake.

Glad I have an idea, I need to start video taping you in these pivotal (to bored for spell check)moments. I think when you get the paternity test results we need to videotape it?? And post for all your Elitebuds to view.

Also if its not yours, I want to videotape you bashing (verbally) the shit out of the ex for all to see.

I think it would be hilarious and everyone would surely appreciate it. It would add some reality and life to what appears to be a completely insane story that seems to others to be made up at times.

dude fuck yea were gonna videotape it as soon as we go to walgreens to get the dna test or wherever you buy that shit. Then were gonna videotape the baby when we test both of us and see if the lil guy even looks like me, and when we get the results back were postin a youtube vid depending on the result....ill either be hella happy with alcohol and bitches by my side, or hella happy with some baby formula and a baby stroller by my side

 

[Sub-Zero]

does she know u juice, gladiator?

 

[the.gladiator1987]

yes unfortunately but by the time i ever get tested i will be off of that shit

 

[Sub-Zero]

yes unfortunately but by the time i ever get tested i will be off of that shit

that sucks dude. sorry u have to go through her having that 1up on you.

hopefully you aint the daddy

 

[the.gladiator1987]

that sucks dude. sorry u have to go through her having that 1up on you.

hopefully you aint the daddy

Thanks a lot homie I appreciate it. I sure as hell hope I am not the dad either, Ill just lie and say i never juiced lol

 

[B0ARDIN087]

for 2 weeks i did, yea. But ur jus a fag no one on chat really likes you, jus sayin. I wouldnt even bother posting in here bro youll just look dumb and not get any replies or nuthin, just a waste of time for you honestly, stick to the bookie and adult men sections, might win another gay trophy in there for being the gayest on EF? Idk youll never know until you try! Now go get another ugly g/f and gtfo outta my thread kTHX

Oh where to begin with this. Don't get too butthurt that I call you out on your bs more than anyone else.

I will try to post more "my life is a pathetic trainwreck" threads so I can get more EF fame. Except it isn't so I might have to copy yours

 

[DannoMight]

if you ever took deca it can be detected for up to 18 mos. langer versions of test can be detected for a few mos. so if she's due any time soon and pulls the juicer cards for custody you me be fucked. you will also have to pay for any court ordered drug test. steriod tests aren't cheap either. better stick with prop and suspension if your worried about testing.