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My ex is purposely trying to induce her labor early

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I believe her reasons are:

-She doesn't like her due date of April 2nd, she likes March 12th better.
-She thinks "preemie" babies are cute

My friend that works at a restaurant was serving my ex one time and she heard my ex say that "she doesnt like her due date of APril 2nd" and that she likes March 12th better.

Im only assuming the preemie option as well because she used to always say she loved how cute and small they were. But shes sick in the head and i think she might try and induce it early just because.

She also told me to "stop fucking controlling her" when i told her to eat better. She used to tell me "The only thing that I can hold down in my stomach without throwing it up is mcdonalds." WTF

So I wanna find out if their is a danger to the babies health or if shes just doing this bullshit because shes mental. Ill keep u guys updated but I need my kid to have full functioning lungs and brains if he is going to be a NFL athlete
 
I believe her reasons are:

-She doesn't like her due date of April 2nd, she likes March 12th better.
-She thinks "preemie" babies are cute

My friend that works at a restaurant was serving my ex one time and she heard my ex say that "she doesnt like her due date of APril 2nd" and that she likes March 12th better.

Im only assuming the preemie option as well because she used to always say she loved how cute and small they were. But shes sick in the head and i think she might try and induce it early just because.

She also told me to "stop fucking controlling her" when i told her to eat better. She used to tell me "The only thing that I can hold down in my stomach without throwing it up is mcdonalds." WTF

So I wanna find out if their is a danger to the babies health or if shes just doing this bullshit because shes mental. Ill keep u guys updated but I need my kid to have full functioning lungs and brains if he is going to be a NFL athlete

sounds like pre-partum depression.

i think shes going to cut off its penis out of spite for all the males that use and abuse her.

except for you, who doesnt use and abuse her, but ur nice to her so she takes out her frustration of the other guys actions, on you. like a whipping boy.

i think u should post more naked pics of her, lets see her vagina maybe? is it brown or pink? floppy or tucked up and away? can you describe what the blowjob is like?

my penis is in my hand

and btw preemie babies ARE such lil cuties omg
 
I wanted to induce labor early too...I BEGGED my doctor to induce early. Then I tried to give a false BP reading when he said no.

I would bet that she probaby does not want to put the baby in danger..how many weeks is she? At 37 weeks let her try different things..quit being so judgemental..you have not carried this baby or had any responsibility yet as far as this baby is concerned. I say this w/ love glad. :)
 
She also said she was going to take primrose oil to induce her labor early. My friend heard her say this and I KNOW shes not lying. Seems like the primrose oil thing doesnt really work tho but some ppl like her think it does, maybe it does work idk.

Primrose Oil to Induce Labor
How to Use Evening Primrose Oil to Start Labor | eHow.com

The problem is that shes 33 weeks right now so March 12th she will only be 36/37 weeks.
 
I wanted to induce labor early too...I BEGGED my doctor to induce early. Then I tried to give a false BP reading when he said no.

I would bet that she probaby does not want to put the baby in danger..how many weeks is she? At 37 weeks let her try different things..quit being so judgemental..you have not carried this baby or had any responsibility yet as far as this baby is concerned. I say this w/ love glad. :)


Why did u want to induce early? She is 33 weeks

ill be as fuckin judgemental as I want, this might be my kid and shes not fuckin taking care of it. Shes going out to bars staying up till 2 3 AM couple nights a week, shes eating fuckin mcdonalds because shes a selfish bitch
 
She also said she was going to take primrose oil to induce her labor early. My friend heard her say this and I KNOW shes not lying. Seems like the primrose oil thing doesnt really work tho but some ppl like her think it does, maybe it does work idk.

Primrose Oil to Induce Labor
How to Use Evening Primrose Oil to Start Labor | eHow.com

The problem is that shes 33 weeks right now so March 12th she will only be 36/37 weeks.

If only it were as effective as apricot seeds.
 
After 37 weeks I was just sick of being pregnant..I had SPD and liked the idea of knowing what day I went into labor.

I ended up going late and STILL was pumped full of pitocin for 18 hours :rolleyes:

If I have another child I will schedule an induction at 39 weeks

33 weeks is way too early..she is due April 2nd? That is her due date?
 
I took evening primerose oil starting at 37 weeks and it did nothing. Don't worry glad, evening primerose oil wont work unless the baby is ready to come out.
 
Most pregnant women dream of an induction at week 37. The doctor will say no don't worry. Its normal for her to want it to be over glad.
 
At 37 weeks let her try different things..quit being so judgemental..you have not carried this baby or had any responsibility yet as far as this baby is concerned. I say this w/ love glad. :)



BULLSHIT. If a man has to pay for the damn thing, he should get a say. You produce a physically or developmentally challenged child on purpose through inducing or refusing to eat properly, the father should be able to opt out.
 
just fuck the shit out of her and immediately send her to the hospital afterwards gaped so its like she's dilated...better do it in the parking lot to be safe. Or scare the shit out of her...I hear that works too.
 
BULLSHIT. If a man has to pay for the damn thing, he should get a say. You produce a physically or developmentally challenged child on purpose through inducing or refusing to eat properly, the father should be able to opt out.

Nothing she can do at this point will induce labor.

As far as her diet is concerned I think the worst that will happen will be baby with high cholesterol...maybe chris knows better..she shouldn't have nausea this far along though so her excuse is bullshit. I won't comment on the McDonalds part because I do think that its a little ridiculous to be eating that all the time but the baby will get the nutrients it needs first and she will be the one shortchanging herself of nutrients not the baby. I'm sure she's taking a prenatal..right glad? Is she really eating NOTHING but McDonalds?
 
Glad..be sure to tell her the smaller the baby the less milk can fill the stomach..more times getting up at night to feed the baby. :)

Its not worth it.
 
lol well...I remember what it was like towards the end. 33 weeks is a little early to be thinking about induction but she's also really young too poor thing. She's probably hoping that in a month she can convince her doctor to induce somehow.... he won't.

I love glad too..sorry glad..just giving you a woman's point of view...when I was pregnant most women I was talking to were really ready for it to over around the 35 week mark...counting down the days at that point..

I know if some guy was telling me how to eat and not to want to schedule an induction I'd be telling him to stfu...seriously. But that's why I'm basically single too :)
 
The problem is that shes 33 weeks right now so March 12th she will only be 36/37 weeks.

That's assuming her due date is accurate. At best, it can be an educated guess and if she's not the most reliable girl, ie: not sure who the father is....it could come anytime between those 2 dates.

The doctor should be going by things like measurements and position of the baby, more so then just the calendar. I was induced at 35 1/2 weeks (according to the calendar) and my son was normal size and development.

It could be just talking too, Glad. Cindylou is right...by 33 weeks, you're just dreaming for it to be over. I'm pretty sure I said on more then one occasion...what can I do to start labor?!?
 
march of dimes has a late term preemie write up that is pretty interesting

one of mine was born at 35 weeks (5lbs 8oz), last one at 37 weeks (7 lbs even)
a preemie is terrifying, they're skinny, they have jaundice, they don't eat correctly because they're too tired to
my 35 weeker has issues with her eyesight (bifocals since she was 8)

evening primrose oil will only improve whats called a bishop score and won't induce labor on its own..matter of fact...drugs made for the purpose don't even generally work very well on a first time mother

I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?

other side of the coin...my dr is planning a 37 week induction because I have severe SPD and tend to make nice sized babies...but that only happens if they feel the baby is good sized and in good shape to handle it and I respond favorably to induction
 
I never had the urge to even ask my doc to induce labor. I'm very happy pregnant. Guess that makes me a wierdo, lol



:confused:
 
I never had the urge to even ask my doc to induce labor. I'm very happy pregnant. Guess that makes me a wierdo, lol



:confused:

lol...I think I hit day 3 and was wondering when it would be over! well not quite that soon but I was happy to go when I did. I'm pretty sure my dates were off because my son was 7 lbs 8 ozs at birth. For me, it was the method of induction...not drugs!
 
I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?

That was kind of my first thought too.
 
lol...I think I hit day 3 and was wondering when it would be over! well not quite that soon but I was happy to go when I did. I'm pretty sure my dates were off because my son was 7 lbs 8 ozs at birth. For me, it was the method of induction...not drugs!

this :)
 
yeah...Im not a fan especially towards the end..tho the beginning with the sore boobs, puking and sleeping isn't awesome either...


newborn care is a snap to me tho...Im usually just euphoric to be all alone in my own body again...lol
 
my wife hated being pregnant as she had all day sickness for the first 4-5 mos. she wanted it to be over when it was just getting started. on teh second baby she was sent home form teh hospital twice because the pitosin wasn't working and she wasn't dialating any further. we also did several laps around the baby ward trying to get the induction to work. in fact the last 2 baby were late deliveries. my son was almost 2 weeks late and my last daughter was a few days late. my wife had a choice of getting induced later that day on her last appiontment which was a monday or wait till her doctor got back on friday. so needless to say we were at the hospital 2 hours later.
 
also you may or may not want to tel her that sperm helps soften the cervix.

good = you may get to bust some loads up in her for novelty sake

bad = your homies will be bustin up in there as well. and also your not so homies
 
also you may or may not want to tel her that sperm helps soften the cervix.

good = you may get to bust some loads up in her for novelty sake

bad = your homies will be bustin up in there as well. and also your not so homies

lol she'll be the next contestant in "50 guy Creampie"
 
I dont give a fuck just cuz shes sick, she may WISH it to be over but it that the best interest for the baby? fuck no, its just selfish. Jus like when she eats bullshit mcdonalds and frozen food and white bread and sugary cereals instead of good food. Just like when takes her prenatal vitamin 1x a week because "shes bad at remembering to take pills", but she was remembering to take her primrose oil every day. Just like how shes out at 3 AM at bars and now shes at the hospital with an ear infection. Good for her i hope her ear hurts like hell right now

I am really starting to think she just lied about the babys due date because she said its bigger than its supposed to be at 33 weeks (well 29 weeks cuz she said that about 4 weeks ago).
 
How do we know he hasnt made all this shit up? I mean sure, of course we would believe he knocked some broad up and isnt sure if it is even his based on his laundry list of stupid shit he's done. I'm calling this one a mason jar...... (anyone get the reference?)
 
The day Glad makes his thread about his paternity test it will be bigger than lebrons "decision" tv special
 
also you may or may not want to tel her that sperm helps soften the cervix.

good = you may get to bust some loads up in her for novelty sake

bad = your homies will be bustin up in there as well. and also your not so homies

important question for gladiator:

whens the last time u banged ur babymom? and how often do u "get to"?
 
This just gets messier and messier. Too bad Mtv isn't following you.
 
march of dimes has a late term preemie write up that is pretty interesting

one of mine was born at 35 weeks (5lbs 8oz), last one at 37 weeks (7 lbs even)
a preemie is terrifying, they're skinny, they have jaundice, they don't eat correctly because they're too tired to
my 35 weeker has issues with her eyesight (bifocals since she was 8)

evening primrose oil will only improve whats called a bishop score and won't induce labor on its own..matter of fact...drugs made for the purpose don't even generally work very well on a first time mother

I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?

other side of the coin...my dr is planning a 37 week induction because I have severe SPD and tend to make nice sized babies...but that only happens if they feel the baby is good sized and in good shape to handle it and I respond favorably to induction

Exactly! it's all a cover up to excuse the hatching even earlier....
 
I don't know why no one has said it but uhh..is it possible shes throwing this out there so when she goes into labor on her real due date (an earlier date) you won't be suspicious and realize its REALLY not yours?


Holy shit...never even thought of that. You are sharp.
 
I would also like to add that she would always kiss me with her eyes open, wtf is that lol. i didnt feel a connecion with this bish after about 2 weeks of being with her

Would also like to add that she used to say "ill be so pissed if the baby has brown hair and brown eyes" Her and her mom would team up and talk shit and her mom was actually telling hella people she'd be pissed
 
I wanted to induce labor early too...I BEGGED my doctor to induce early. Then I tried to give a false BP reading when he said no.

I would bet that she probaby does not want to put the baby in danger..how many weeks is she? At 37 weeks let her try different things..quit being so judgemental..you have not carried this baby or had any responsibility yet as far as this baby is concerned. I say this w/ love glad. :)

Everyone has a little captain in them.
 
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How do we know he hasnt made all this shit up? I mean sure, of course we would believe he knocked some broad up and isnt sure if it is even his based on his laundry list of stupid shit he's done. I'm calling this one a mason jar...... (anyone get the reference?)


I wish you were right bro....for glads sake.

Glad I have an idea, I need to start video taping you in these pivotal (to bored for spell check)moments. I think when you get the paternity test results we need to videotape it?? And post for all your Elitebuds to view.

Also if its not yours, I want to videotape you bashing (verbally) the shit out of the ex for all to see.

I think it would be hilarious and everyone would surely appreciate it. It would add some reality and life to what appears to be a completely insane story that seems to others to be made up at times.
 
Lol ay glad saying he didn't feel a connection with her. You all remember the threads claiming his love for her and how he was gonna marry her and give her children
 
Lol ay glad saying he didn't feel a connection with her. You all remember the threads claiming his love for her and how he was gonna marry her and give her children


for 2 weeks i did, yea. But ur jus a fag no one on chat really likes you, jus sayin. I wouldnt even bother posting in here bro youll just look dumb and not get any replies or nuthin, just a waste of time for you honestly, stick to the bookie and adult men sections, might win another gay trophy in there for being the gayest on EF? Idk youll never know until you try! Now go get another ugly g/f and gtfo outta my thread kTHX
 
I wish you were right bro....for glads sake.

Glad I have an idea, I need to start video taping you in these pivotal (to bored for spell check)moments. I think when you get the paternity test results we need to videotape it?? And post for all your Elitebuds to view.

Also if its not yours, I want to videotape you bashing (verbally) the shit out of the ex for all to see.

I think it would be hilarious and everyone would surely appreciate it. It would add some reality and life to what appears to be a completely insane story that seems to others to be made up at times.

dude fuck yea were gonna videotape it as soon as we go to walgreens to get the dna test or wherever you buy that shit. Then were gonna videotape the baby when we test both of us and see if the lil guy even looks like me, and when we get the results back were postin a youtube vid depending on the result....ill either be hella happy with alcohol and bitches by my side, or hella happy with some baby formula and a baby stroller by my side
 
for 2 weeks i did, yea. But ur jus a fag no one on chat really likes you, jus sayin. I wouldnt even bother posting in here bro youll just look dumb and not get any replies or nuthin, just a waste of time for you honestly, stick to the bookie and adult men sections, might win another gay trophy in there for being the gayest on EF? Idk youll never know until you try! Now go get another ugly g/f and gtfo outta my thread kTHX
Oh where to begin with this. Don't get too butthurt that I call you out on your bs more than anyone else.

I will try to post more "my life is a pathetic trainwreck" threads so I can get more EF fame. Except it isn't so I might have to copy yours
 
if you ever took deca it can be detected for up to 18 mos. langer versions of test can be detected for a few mos. so if she's due any time soon and pulls the juicer cards for custody you me be fucked. you will also have to pay for any court ordered drug test. steriod tests aren't cheap either. better stick with prop and suspension if your worried about testing.
 
Oh where to begin with this. Don't get too butthurt that I call you out on your bs more than anyone else.

I will try to post more "my life is a pathetic trainwreck" threads so I can get more EF fame. Except it isn't so I might have to copy yours

not butthurt at all jus sayin how it really is

lolz @ my life being a pathetic trainwreck, my son was just a multi-million dollar investment opportunity I took with an athletic blonde girl
 
if you ever took deca it can be detected for up to 18 mos. langer versions of test can be detected for a few mos. so if she's due any time soon and pulls the juicer cards for custody you me be fucked. you will also have to pay for any court ordered drug test. steriod tests aren't cheap either. better stick with prop and suspension if your worried about testing.


never took deca or eq. Only took test enanthate this last cycle with some prohormones. I have been off injections now for about 7 weeks, and by the time shes due and im goin to court and she wants to test me the test will definitely be out of my system. fuck that bish

I will stick to prop next time tho. prop, tren ace, dbol
 
dude fuck yea were gonna videotape it as soon as we go to walgreens to get the dna test or wherever you buy that shit. Then were gonna videotape the baby when we test both of us and see if the lil guy even looks like me, and when we get the results back were postin a youtube vid depending on the result....ill either be hella happy with alcohol and bitches by my side, or hella happy with some baby formula and a baby stroller by my side

LMAO!!! Alcohol or forumla.....woot woot!!! We are doing it bro forsure.
 
If nobody gets the mason jar reference, you're all dead to me. I'm going to bed.

oh, and glad's ex has a butthole the size of a mason jar. /thread
 
Please God video her reaction to the test results and post it here when that happens.

It should be set up like an episode of Maury; there has to be a long hallway close by so she can run down it crying when somebody reads "you are NOT the father". Best part of the show...the whore running away crying while the dood does his happy dance onstage.
 
It should be set up like an episode of Maury; there has to be a long hallway close by so she can run down it crying when somebody reads "you are NOT the father". Best part of the show...the whore running away crying while the dood does his happy dance onstage.


lol x 1000 @ when they trip while theyre running away
 
no, I meant how does it feel riding glads jock 24/7..


lol fuck you pussy, were bro's and we agree on a lot of shit and ur just hatin to hate, this is why a lot of ppl cant stand u LOL u stalkin creeper all day u just sit on EF and dream of one day being average looking but ur jus an ugly fuck lol kingsolvers a GOOD bor

U mad?
 
lol fuck you pussy, were bro's and we agree on a lot of shit and ur just hatin to hate, this is why a lot of ppl cant stand u LOL u stalkin creeper all day u just sit on EF and dream of one day being average looking but ur jus an ugly fuck lol kingsolvers a GOOD bor

U mad?

Who the fuck was talkin' to you snaggle tooth!

shouldn't you be out shopping for car seats?
 
How do we know he hasnt made all this shit up? I mean sure, of course we would believe he knocked some broad up and isnt sure if it is even his based on his laundry list of stupid shit he's done. I'm calling this one a mason jar...... (anyone get the reference?)
I wish it was made up but I saw the whole train wreck in his facebook changing from single to engaged to married to single and his ex writting stuff on his wall abaout the baby

P.S. you should make your wall private bro ;)
PS.2. If you put an L in the high school ur ex went to I LOL
 
I wish it was made up but I saw the whole train wreck in his facebook changing from single to engaged to married to single and his ex writting stuff on his wall abaout the baby

P.S. you should make your wall private bro ;)
PS.2. If you put an L in the high school ur ex went to I LOL

and they call me the stalker....
 
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