My 34 yo virgin friend has a chance to get with this.....

[gonelifting]

He is just not an alpha male type. Me and my friends have been trying to get him laid for a very long time.

You need to help him here.

Give him about a gallon of Test a day and have him lift until the Stilletos come home. That'll give him the confidence he needs. Don't leave him behind. He'll NEVER improve like this. You're his friend, do it. That's why I redded you. sorry man, I had to.

 

[vixensghost]

Well the funny thing is, despite him being 34 and a virgin, and the fact that he keeps getting dumped before he gets any action, he is kinda picky. I mean he has had some chances with some girls, but always finds a way out.
He way too protective of his "flower" lol.
Actually I think his problem is that he's watched too many of those stupid movies where the hot chick ends up falling in love with the nerd at the end. He needs to realize that never really happens.

Are you saying he's kinda nerdy?

I getting aroused by the minute....lol

 

[all the whey]

We've tried that, he won't bang any fat chicks!

How about single moms?

bluta says they are easy!

 

[musclemom]

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Should he tell her he is a virgin, or should he hide that fact from her with his life?

At the very least he either has to sort of HINT around that he's not very experienced or she's going to classify him as the bar none, worst lay ever.

Sex is just like anything else, it takes practice. You can watch videos and read books until the cows come home, but that doesn't teach you shit. It's like any other physical activity, riding a bike, swimming, gymnastics, looks easy when you watch someone else doing it but get in that pool for the first time yourself and it's a WHOLE different ball of wax.

You and your buddies want to be good friends, seriously, you should hire a professional lady for him at this stage of the game and pay her to teach him or he's going to be a sexual cripple for the rest of his life (see B'mom's post about the 50+ inexperienced dude).

 

[nefertiti]

Oh jeez. This guy needs to realize what all women learn usually by the time they are 20. There is no romance in your first "time." He needs to get it over with and get good at it so he can have great sex with someone he likes rather than icky awkward virgin sex.

 

[all the whey]

You need to help him here.

Give him about a gallon of Test a day and have him lift until the Stilletos come home. That'll give him the confidence he needs. Don't leave him behind. He'll NEVER improve like this. You're his friend, do it. That's why I redded you. sorry man, I had to.

LOL @ redding him.

But, it is true. This is very important. He will never develop properly.

Friends don't let friends be virgins!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Phaded]

dude being a virgin is like a big ass pussy pass.. when i was a virgin all through highschool ery bitch in the school wanted me..

actually it was prob. cause of my good looks and being a stud athelete..

 

[Bikini Mod]

At the very least he either has to sort of HINT around that he's not very experienced or she's going to classify him as the bar none, worst lay ever.

Sex is just like anything else, it takes practice. You can watch videos and read books until the cows come home, but that doesn't teach you shit. It's like any other physical activity, riding a bike, swimming, gymnastics, looks easy when you watch someone else doing it but get in that pool for the first time yourself and it's a WHOLE different ball of wax.

You and your buddies want to be good friends, seriously, you should hire a professional lady for him at this stage of the game and pay her to teach him or he's going to be a sexual cripple for the rest of his life (see B'mom's post about the 50+ inexperienced dude).

Word, the dude was an interesting sort, then I found out his sexual history. At our age nobody asks about such unimportant shit. He volunteered to me after the *cough* lousy lay. "You are only the 4th woman (or 3rd not sure now, either way... ) that I've had sex with."

I was like WTF?!?!

I had no intentions on our "relationship" turning into a one night stand. But after he told me that, my waning interest quickly turned to ZERO.

 

[jh1]

I don't know how you hide that, he's gonna cum before the penetration is even complete...

fuck me...

He better hire some whores...

 

[Selfcentor]

Oh jeez. This guy needs to realize what all women learn usually by the time they are 20. There is no romance in your first "time." He needs to get it over with and get good at it so he can have great sex with someone he likes rather than icky awkward virgin sex.

I agree..He needs to just hit it and hit it hard!!