My 34 yo virgin friend has a chance to get with this.....

[vixensghost]

Heheheheee

You dirty old bird.

I actually doinked a guy back in the day who has only been with like 3 women in his life. He was in his late 50's if memory serves. Can you say WIERD.

I guess I am just too old to consider doinking some dude who would "fall in love" with the first coochie they tasted. And no offense to the lady in the pic but I am thinking her coochie has been sampled more than once.

A tasty coochie is a terrible thing to waste.

I guess I'm looking at this wrong. However, I would prolly have to see a Mensa Card or IQ testing results to see IF he is a quick study.

 

[all the whey]

You think? If I were single and a guy told me he was a virgin, I still got some patience left for training in me.

You would just love the fact that you were his first and he would be in total love you with. Then, you would love the fact that he would stalk you after you dumped him. (even though you complained)

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL! I think you are probably right too!

For real... Not trying to be disrespectfull but she is grown. Why would a grown woman be a virgin?

As for your friend. I know this will sound harsh, I don't mean it to be. But have ya'll ever considered chipping in and hiring a professional? Or here's another idea. Set up a myspace advertising ya'll are auctioning off your friend's 34 y/o virginity. Ya never know what kind of broad would actually get a rise on handling the situation.

Creepy to some extent... I know. Just make sure that the woman in question is an adult.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I guess I'm looking at this wrong. However, I would prolly have to see a Mensa Card or IQ testing results to see IF he is a quick study.

You are a dirty old bird... INDEED.

I guess us birds of a feather....

 

[all the whey]

LOL! I think you are probably right too!

Seriously, that broad is too hot and popular for a n00b like him.

Have him bang some fat broads first.

 

[vixensghost]

You would just love the fact that you were his first and he would be in total love you with. Then, you would love the fact that he would stalk you after you dumped him. (even though you complained)

Dude,I have shrines in my name- I dated men who took stalking to a classier level.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

unless he wants the same results from the last girl then he should keep his mouth shut

 

[bottleneckblooz]

For real... Not trying to be disrespectfull but she is grown. Why would a grown woman be a virgin?

As for your friend. I know this will sound harsh, I don't mean it to be. But have ya'll ever considered chipping in and hiring a professional? Or here's another idea. Set up a myspace advertising ya'll are auctioning off your friend's 34 y/o virginity. Ya never know what kind of broad would actually get a rise on handling the situation.

Creepy to some extent... I know. Just make sure that the woman in question is an adult.

Well the funny thing is, despite him being 34 and a virgin, and the fact that he keeps getting dumped before he gets any action, he is kinda picky. I mean he has had some chances with some girls, but always finds a way out.
He way too protective of his "flower" lol.
Actually I think his problem is that he's watched too many of those stupid movies where the hot chick ends up falling in love with the nerd at the end. He needs to realize that never really happens.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Seriously, that broad is too hot and popular for a n00b like him.

Have him bang some fat broads first.

We've tried that, he won't bang any fat chicks!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well the funny thing is, despite him being 34 and a virgin, and the fact that he keeps getting dumped before he gets any action, he is kinda picky. I mean he has had some chances with some girls, but always finds a way out.
He way too protective of his "flower" lol.
Actually I think his problem is that he's watched too many of those stupid movies where the hot chick ends up falling in love with the nerd at the end. He needs to realize that never really happens.

At 34 it ain't no flower n'more..... regardless of gender.