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Movie Review : Stomp the Yard

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I watched 15 mins of this atrocious two week old fecal matter and had to turn it off.

WTF is this all about? These niggas can't even dance. Those cracka whites in You Got Served were blowing these bitches out of the water. OMG. It was horrible. It was like they filmed some 6th grade gym class rolling around to a boom box. Dude you mean you couldn't find some black dudes that would showcase some real dancing in a movie? It looked like a mix of sleep walking and having a seizure.

And why in black movies is it always the Lil Bro or Lil Cuz that gets killed? Why can't it ever be Big Bro or Big Cuz that gets blazed up to holy hell?

And his cries of anguish were so damn corny. Isn't there another way to film this than with snotty noses and spitting flying out of their mouths as they yell "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING". Hell, they did do something. Their asses ran away when ol Evil Generic Homeboy pulled out his African Expiration Machine.

Yeah, I'm racist, so fuck ya'll.
 
slat1 said:
So you are saying the guy got killed in the first 15 minutes?


Yes I am.

Which was about 10 minutes overdue. Hell, that sorry ass dancing he was doing warranted immediate blazing by the time he got to hit his second stride.

If I went to a dance club and everyone in there danced that way... I would blaze up the whole muthafucking club. Including the crack hos in the bathroom.

Think of Soultrain dancers... with costumes... on meth/crack... and lots of falling down. Hell they were straight biting routines and shit out of You Got Served and *gasp* Breakin / Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo but the problem was the sorry ass dancers didn't have the skillz to thrillz.
 
I am ashamed to admit I have watched a ton of those movies.
My gf loved them.
They are horrible.
I had no clue who Nick Cannon was until I saw them!
 
Who is Nick Cannon? Hopefully the dude that got shot.

Cause his ass deserved it.
 
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