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Basically a UFC version remake of the Karate Kid.
As if Orlando could EVER be that fabulous like they portrayed it. And Ryan looked like a damn younger, starved, botoxed version of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
Things I learned watching this movie :
Kids in Orlando never have 2 things. Pimples on their face or parents at home.
Female high school students all look to be at least 22.
Undefeated two year grand champion of watered down Kumite contest will resort to an illegal eye gouge in the semi finals and get disqualified even though he was standing over a fallen opponent who's only defense was to hold his head and ears in his hand. No kicks, no body blows, no submission holds. he will instead go for a blatantly illegal eye gouge.
In a parking lot fight, said undefeated, but now disqualified champion when locking in a submission choke hold, instead of using both arms/hands to crank that sucker in tight, will use one arm only, while resting the other hand against his hip and doing a white bread imitation of the Rampage howl.
Orlando has no traffic and neighborhoods were designed and crafted by Thomas Kincaid.
AAP could whup the shit out of every MMA wannabe in Orlando.
TapouT and Affliction have not discovered Orlando yet.
Basically a UFC version remake of the Karate Kid.
As if Orlando could EVER be that fabulous like they portrayed it. And Ryan looked like a damn younger, starved, botoxed version of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.
Things I learned watching this movie :
Kids in Orlando never have 2 things. Pimples on their face or parents at home.
Female high school students all look to be at least 22.
Undefeated two year grand champion of watered down Kumite contest will resort to an illegal eye gouge in the semi finals and get disqualified even though he was standing over a fallen opponent who's only defense was to hold his head and ears in his hand. No kicks, no body blows, no submission holds. he will instead go for a blatantly illegal eye gouge.
In a parking lot fight, said undefeated, but now disqualified champion when locking in a submission choke hold, instead of using both arms/hands to crank that sucker in tight, will use one arm only, while resting the other hand against his hip and doing a white bread imitation of the Rampage howl.
Orlando has no traffic and neighborhoods were designed and crafted by Thomas Kincaid.
AAP could whup the shit out of every MMA wannabe in Orlando.
TapouT and Affliction have not discovered Orlando yet.