Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Tweakle]

College is back in, and the hard-men of the frathouse are once more strutting around the gym like they own the place.

But there's entertainment to be had from even the most useless waste of sweat.. I heard a young fella on his cell next to me tell his friend, girl or mom "What do you mean what am I doing at the gym? Chest and biceps, bitch.. what else would I be doing? Getting PUMPED". All 160lbs of him in a beater to show off the barb wire tat on his 12" arm.

 

[ChinkNasty]

College is back in, and the hard-men of the frathouse are once more strutting around the gym like they own the place.

But there's entertainment to be had from even the most useless waste of sweat.. I heard a young fella on his cell next to me tell his friend, girl or mom "What do you mean what am I doing at the gym? Chest and biceps, bitch.. what else would I be doing? Getting PUMPED". All 160lbs of him in a beater to show off the barb wire tat on his 12" arm.

lol what a tool

 

[HiDnGoD]

I use a full-blown power rack for my curls rather than a squidgy little squat rack. Sometimes I can't even be bothered to put the weights away and leave the bar on the hooks at the front of the rack.

Home-gym luxuries.

It's just a bit of a shame that I can't currently squat.

I have to at least put my bar away after lifting. If I don't wifey'll get it in the eye, or in the kneecap on the way to the laundry room.

 

[platinum ice]

There was a guy in my gym, and he loaded the squat rack up for a heavy set. Had about 4 plates on each side. The guy was big and could do the weight, but his mistake was asking some little poser to spot him. You know, the guy with the string tank top, and spandex tight shorts, with pencil legs and big arms, that likes to strut around the gym. Well, the big guy get a few reps going to parallel or so, and on about his 4th one, he gets stuck at the bottom. Instead of getting up under the guy from behind and helping him lift it up, the poser lays down on top of the big guys back, as if using his back as a preacher curl, trying to curl the weight up. I stood there in awe as the big guy starts leaning further and further over, from this guy practically laying on his back. All within about 10 seconds, they both topple over forward and the bar crashed down onto the safety bars, and they both get up. The big guy is cursing out the poser for such a bad spot........ It was hilarious, I am just glad they didn't get hurt.

 

[Tweakle]

A chubby guy I sometimes banter with was telling me he would 300lbs ripped if he did a cycle, but didn't want to risk getting too big or strong. He was adamant it would happen as his genetics are just so damn good. 100lbs in one cycle sounds implausable but who knows, maybe he has the hookup with satchboogie.

 

[BiggT]

A chubby guy I sometimes banter with was telling me he would 300lbs ripped if he did a cycle, but didn't want to risk getting too big or strong. He was adamant it would happen as his genetics are just so damn good. 100lbs in one cycle sounds implausable but who knows, maybe he has the hookup with satchboogie.

Does that mean that there will be cause for celebration when he hits a 315 flat bench and can hang out at the mall with the HS football team wearing a "300lb club" shirt AFTER SEVERAL YEARS of abusing test and gh in obscene doses, lol.

 

[therockrt72]

i had a run in with a douche bag a few months ago.
i've got pretty strong legs and i can rep out like a motherfucker but anyways i have like 450 on the bar on my last set and i think i did like a set of 15 or some shit like that.
after my set some 17-18 year old guy no more that 160 walks up and is like hey you can leave all that weight on there.
i just look at this guy like wtf you can't be serious.
he asks me for a spot and i straight up tell him "no" and hes like "why? you dont think i can do this" and i said "i don't care if you can do this weight im just not gonna stick around and watch you fuck yourself up"
so i walk away and ol' buddy gets under the weight and immediatly turns red and starts shaking like hes gonna fucking blow up.
this dude goes down maybe...maybe 6 inches comes back up and looks at me like im stupid. i just busted out laughing.
when the fuck will people ever learn.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

I was going for triples on bench the other day... the first set was harder then the next two because I wasn't primed yet... and so some, probably late 20's A & F lifter strolls in. He's now about 215-220lbs after eating dbols like peez and drinking beer all weekend, everyweekend,.... aparently he's part of a Tribe as well beknowenst by his huge tribal down one of his arms.

So he's a big guy, looked to be a bit bigger than I... bloated with belly and all... nonetheless... bigger.

He reps out 135... throws another plate on... reps 225... ok, so that's what I want to do.. but whatever.

I unrack and do one rep... rep 2... on the way up I see a fucking HAND UNDER MY BAR!!!! WTF!!!.. STEP THE FUCK BACK ASSSHOLE (I thought to myself)... I had good speed so he didn't touch it... and realized I had it after getting the second and reping the 3rd fine.... fucker.

All i could muster of out of "common curtosey" was "thanks for lookin' out man"

At that point I realized I had to change my shirt cuz i was wearing a huge sloppy t and put on something tighter and walk around flexing so no one else interfered with my training lol

having a hat on, on the bench... and seeing a friggin' hand under my bar... ugh... that's grounds for a beat down

 

[odoyal rulez]

Ok, I got to add this to this thread, I swear it was would have won an award on America's Funniest Videos or something.

I'm sitting at a bench minding my own business as usual when I start to notice all these loud grunts and shouts. Looking over I see what looks like a big circle jerk in progress. There were 4 roid monkeys sitting at a squat rack. They had a chair sitting right in the middle of it, and intertubes tied to the bar, and hooked to the floor by dumbells. They then preceeded to unrack 185-225 pounds..step back 6 inches...sit down on the fucking CHAIR...then stand back up..screaming the whole time. It was so pathetic...none of them save one managed to unrack anything over 275...

The worst part was, after they finished they would have their chests all puffed out like they were king big shit of the mountain. Then went on to deadlift...starting at 135 and ending at 225...jesus where do these people come from.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

Ok, I got to add this to this thread, I swear it was would have won an award on America's Funniest Videos or something.

I'm sitting at a bench minding my own business as usual when I start to notice all these loud grunts and shouts. Looking over I see what looks like a big circle jerk in progress. There were 4 roid monkeys sitting at a squat rack. They had a chair sitting right in the middle of it, and intertubes tied to the bar, and hooked to the floor by dumbells. They then preceeded to unrack 185-225 pounds..step back 6 inches...sit down on the fucking CHAIR...then stand back up..screaming the whole time. It was so pathetic...none of them save one managed to unrack anything over 275...

The worst part was, after they finished they would have their chests all puffed out like they were king big shit of the mountain. Then went on to deadlift...starting at 135 and ending at 225...jesus where do these people come from.

LOL... dude they were using bands it sounds like. they were lifting much more than 275 probably with all the band tension.

The chair was in replace of a "box" probably for banded box squats