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theprofessor
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thats what i thought....fortunatesun said:
LOL ... 
YES! lol Did he have a reply to that?!?
(I just roll my eyes sometimes...)I love this thread so I must post some of the best regulars at the gym I use during the school year when I can't make it to my regular gym. The gym is very small because it's a seconary gym so usually not too many people go, but we have like three tredmills, a few ellipticals, one bench/squat rack, and a few other inclines. The only people that go there are very short vietnamese guys, one hispanic guy, the extremely overweight guy who thinks he's a power lifter, and my friend and I once in awhile.
There are several people who stand out and I will explain each one because my friend and I have nicknamed every one of them.
The Hispanic Hisser: He is a relatively big person but every set it sounds like someone let out a dozen hissing cobras throughout the gym. I dislike it because he always asks me to spot him and each rep he lets out a steaming hot cloud of spit hissing which is disgusting.
Tiny Tim: This vietnamese guy is literally 4'5" and probably less then 100 lbs. He just goes to the gym benches the bar a few times and does about 5 sets of EZCurl bar (no weight) 5 times a week and leaves.
Fat Bastard: This guy must easily weight 450 lbs and he walks around like his shit doesnt stink and is always there giving advice to the small asian kids. He believes that he is a power lifter, although I only see him do arms/chest and the occasional shoulders. He starts with about 1 plate and does a few struggling reps, then another plate, then up to three plates. He has a relatively strong friend that basically picks the weight off of him everytime he benches. Then he flexes his fat in the mirror, I can only help but laugh.
Ying and Yang the chinese duo: These guys insist on hogging the only bench for about an entire hour and a half which is very annoying. They go there and do as many reps and sets that they can with almost no weight on there. I've seen them try to do a 1RM which couldnt have been more then 135. They have their chinese friends jump in too and about 4 of them alternate sets for the entire time they are at the gym and then they call it quits.
The grunter: This guy is bald fat and wears skimpy shorts and tank tops and he is around 40 years old. Every set no matter what lets out an ear piercing grunt UGHGGHHH! To top it off he walks around in the locker room checking out guys or something butt naked for 30 minutes afterwards. I no longer goto the locker room anymore to store my belongings
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Although I have to admit I'm not perfect either. One time I was doing weighted inclined situps with a 50lbs DB and went up and let out a medicore length fart. My farts are usually not smelly but this one litterally stunk up the entire gym within about 10 seconds of detonation. I looked around and no one knew who it was thankfully, although my friend looked at me and I couldnt hold back the laughter knowing it was me, I promptly finished my set of situps and left.
There are so many other people who use the worst form I have ever seen. People who do the team preacher curls, or the curls with the biggest bow in their backs I worry they are going to snap in half. A lot of the people like to hog several sets of dumbells and just leave them when they are done. I'm so fed up with this gym I know I'm going to explode on someone one of these days.
There are several people who stand out and I will explain each one because my friend and I have nicknamed every one of them.
The Hispanic Hisser: He is a relatively big person but every set it sounds like someone let out a dozen hissing cobras throughout the gym. I dislike it because he always asks me to spot him and each rep he lets out a steaming hot cloud of spit hissing which is disgusting.
Tiny Tim: This vietnamese guy is literally 4'5" and probably less then 100 lbs. He just goes to the gym benches the bar a few times and does about 5 sets of EZCurl bar (no weight) 5 times a week and leaves.
Fat Bastard: This guy must easily weight 450 lbs and he walks around like his shit doesnt stink and is always there giving advice to the small asian kids. He believes that he is a power lifter, although I only see him do arms/chest and the occasional shoulders. He starts with about 1 plate and does a few struggling reps, then another plate, then up to three plates. He has a relatively strong friend that basically picks the weight off of him everytime he benches. Then he flexes his fat in the mirror, I can only help but laugh.
Ying and Yang the chinese duo: These guys insist on hogging the only bench for about an entire hour and a half which is very annoying. They go there and do as many reps and sets that they can with almost no weight on there. I've seen them try to do a 1RM which couldnt have been more then 135. They have their chinese friends jump in too and about 4 of them alternate sets for the entire time they are at the gym and then they call it quits.
The grunter: This guy is bald fat and wears skimpy shorts and tank tops and he is around 40 years old. Every set no matter what lets out an ear piercing grunt UGHGGHHH! To top it off he walks around in the locker room checking out guys or something butt naked for 30 minutes afterwards. I no longer goto the locker room anymore to store my belongings
. Although I have to admit I'm not perfect either. One time I was doing weighted inclined situps with a 50lbs DB and went up and let out a medicore length fart. My farts are usually not smelly but this one litterally stunk up the entire gym within about 10 seconds of detonation. I looked around and no one knew who it was thankfully, although my friend looked at me and I couldnt hold back the laughter knowing it was me, I promptly finished my set of situps and left.
There are so many other people who use the worst form I have ever seen. People who do the team preacher curls, or the curls with the biggest bow in their backs I worry they are going to snap in half. A lot of the people like to hog several sets of dumbells and just leave them when they are done. I'm so fed up with this gym I know I'm going to explode on someone one of these days.
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tcrauthers
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This is by far the most entertaining forum Ive been to. It's got me through the past week at work starting at the beggining of this thread. Now everytime I go to the gym I'm looking for these people.
This week has been an experience to say the least. I had to be at work earlier this week so I have been going to the gym at 6am. There is this one girl/woman, he/she or it thing that has been in there everyday I have. Not that I have a problem with bull-dikes or anything but this girl takes the cake. Everytime I see her she is always trying to hit on the female staff, wearing her wife beater and basketball shorts. I only see her at the events at the university that involve women, and she is a bitch nonetheless. Well anyways, yesterday she was doing squats, which isnt that rare in my gym, a lot of people actually use the rack for what its supposed to be there for. But, after she did a few 'reps', she placed more weight on the bar. I was like okay, maybe she was just warming up or something. But... no. She was doing the worst squat imitations I have ever seen. She wasn't even going down a quarter of the way, maybe an eighth. After that set she continued to place more weight on, and proceeded to do the same fake ass squats for at least 4 more sets. I just laughed it off that day and went home when I was done.
Today, I saw her there and she was doing what looked like a chest excercise on a swiss ball. She was DB pressing while lying on the ball. I though damn, that could actually work, maybe I should try it. And then I saw her grab some weights. Of course being the bad ass she was grab the 70s. I was like no way. She proceeded to lie back and after about one minute of some ear piercing orgasmic yelling she managed to get the weight up to the STARTING position. After that she began her 'reps'. OMG, she started doing the same fake as 2" reps as she did on the squats the day before. After a few 'reps' she either dropped the weights or through them down, but when she got up she started yelling "Come on you ing pansy!!" Walked around with 'watermelons' under her arms, struttin around thinking she was hot sh*t. I can't wait till I get to work out later in the day cause I was barely able to do any of my sets from laughin so damn hard.
This week has been an experience to say the least. I had to be at work earlier this week so I have been going to the gym at 6am. There is this one girl/woman, he/she or it thing that has been in there everyday I have. Not that I have a problem with bull-dikes or anything but this girl takes the cake. Everytime I see her she is always trying to hit on the female staff, wearing her wife beater and basketball shorts. I only see her at the events at the university that involve women, and she is a bitch nonetheless. Well anyways, yesterday she was doing squats, which isnt that rare in my gym, a lot of people actually use the rack for what its supposed to be there for. But, after she did a few 'reps', she placed more weight on the bar. I was like okay, maybe she was just warming up or something. But... no. She was doing the worst squat imitations I have ever seen. She wasn't even going down a quarter of the way, maybe an eighth. After that set she continued to place more weight on, and proceeded to do the same fake ass squats for at least 4 more sets. I just laughed it off that day and went home when I was done.
Today, I saw her there and she was doing what looked like a chest excercise on a swiss ball. She was DB pressing while lying on the ball. I though damn, that could actually work, maybe I should try it. And then I saw her grab some weights. Of course being the bad ass she was grab the 70s. I was like no way. She proceeded to lie back and after about one minute of some ear piercing orgasmic yelling she managed to get the weight up to the STARTING position. After that she began her 'reps'. OMG, she started doing the same fake as 2" reps as she did on the squats the day before. After a few 'reps' she either dropped the weights or through them down, but when she got up she started yelling "Come on you ing pansy!!" Walked around with 'watermelons' under her arms, struttin around thinking she was hot sh*t. I can't wait till I get to work out later in the day cause I was barely able to do any of my sets from laughin so damn hard.
1voteforpedro
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I couldn't believe the moron businessman at the gym today. First of all, this guy is about 50 years old, wears dolphin shorts with tube socks, and likes to hang out in the men's locker room reading the newspaper. The only time I have ever seen this idiot "workout" is when he comes out of the steamroom or the raquectball courts.
Anyway, the treadmills were all being used today (or so I thought). As I walked along the row of 10-15 treadmills looking for a free one, I see this jackass just standing on one with his newspaper in hand talking and laughing with his skinny and hairy businessman friend (who was walking on a treadmill). I asked the jerkoff if he was finished and he said no! LOL ...
Anyway, the treadmills were all being used today (or so I thought). As I walked along the row of 10-15 treadmills looking for a free one, I see this jackass just standing on one with his newspaper in hand talking and laughing with his skinny and hairy businessman friend (who was walking on a treadmill). I asked the jerkoff if he was finished and he said no! LOL ...
school is starting back up soon, so the gym is filled with 18 year old freshman and it gets fucking annoying. i observed three of them yesterday, all in a group. the one kid wasn't in bad shape, so i cant talk shit on that, but there was one doing a set of tricep pressdowns on the cable and his friend kept yelling "yeah buddy!!!" like ronnie coleman in the unbelievable and the third kid was on his cell phone. i dont even remember acting that gay when i was younger. i try giving them the benefit of the doubt by remembering that i was an idiot at 18 but i was never that gay.
theprofessor
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lately ive happened to notice a few different people that wear their lifting straps for the duration of the entire workout...
....and use their straps for every exersise...
....and use their straps for every exersise...
