Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Island Son]

I think it's funny when people are more interested in competing against my numbers on the cardio equipment and they have no idea that I'm not there for a race?

Same happens to a friend of mine, a chick practically stalks her on the stairmaster

 

[Island Son]

These guys are unbelievable. Same dudes who floss their ass cracks with the gym's towels. I want to puke every time I see people wiping their faces with the gym's towels because I can imagine how many miles of old, nasty, sweaty ass that towel has flossed.

Seriously, at about 3 feet per ass floss stroke, you're looking at about 60 feet of ass per ass floss session. That could add up in a hurry.

Then when they're done ruining the towels they put the leg up and blowdry their nutsacks. Unbelievable.

 

[vansmack2000]

saw a 5'3 jackass wearing his sunglasses while working out.
i almost laughed in his face

 

[Jim Ouini]

I saw this PT at my new gym putting some guy through what I can only assume was his leg workout.

He stood back to back with the guy, and then they leaned against eachother. Then the PT started walking forward and had his client walking backwards as they made their way across the gym like some kind of weird potato sack race but without the potato sack.

 

[liegelord]

Saw a PT last night at the gym and it looked like the PT was running a scam with a local chiropractor.

The PT had is client in the smith machine doing a combination lunge & good morning.

 

[treilin]

I saw the funniest thing.... I had my headphones on full blast and was working on the cables... Well there was a guy behind me also working on the cables. In between his sets he had an ez-bar with about 120 pounds on it, and he was wearing a belt. Well he gets done with his cable set walks over picks the bar up (legs straight) I heard Ewffff and then he gets it up to his hips, then he goes ROARRRRRRRRRR and pulls it up to his chest with this huge back bend and then straight up into the air going Grrrrrrrrruhhhhhhh. Mind you my head phones are on FULL blast people have to tap me because I can't even hear them talking next to me. So next set he does this again, but this time had loaded up more weight and kept looking at me thinking I must be thinking he is soooo strong. So he gets it up to the hips, fully back bends and couldn't lift the thing any higher. So he pretended he was doing some forearm flexing thing a few times sits it back down, wipes his forehead, and says "Phewwwwwwww" really loud.
MANnnnnnn Where do they come from???
Oh and to the guy who licks his lips when he looks at me, I'm going to rip his tongue out!!!!

 

[alex2678]

I saw the funniest thing.... I had my headphones on full blast and was working on the cables... Well there was a guy behind me also working on the cables. In between his sets he had an ez-bar with about 120 pounds on it, and he was wearing a belt. Well he gets done with his cable set walks over picks the bar up (legs straight) I heard Ewffff and then he gets it up to his hips, then he goes ROARRRRRRRRRR and pulls it up to his chest with this huge back bend and then straight up into the air going Grrrrrrrrruhhhhhhh. Mind you my head phones are on FULL blast people have to tap me because I can't even hear them talking next to me. So next set he does this again, but this time had loaded up more weight and kept looking at me thinking I must be thinking he is soooo strong. So he gets it up to the hips, fully back bends and couldn't lift the thing any higher. So he pretended he was doing some forearm flexing thing a few times sits it back down, wipes his forehead, and says "Phewwwwwwww" really loud.
MANnnnnnn Where do they come from???
Oh and to the guy who licks his lips when he looks at me, I'm going to rip his tongue out!!!!

We have a guy tries to act like LL with the constant lip licking. Only he's about 100 pounds overweight and in his 50's. Constantly offering suggestions to women about how to do certain exercises more effectively. Don't think I've ever seen him workout either.

 

[heatherrae]

wtf! That sounds weird.

I had a first session with a PT today and she kept feeling whatever muscle group I was working. I really think she meant NOTHING by it, but I felt the eyes of a bunch of people when I was doing glutes and she had her hand on my butt the entire time. LOL. I was a little embarassed.

 

[Sassy69]

wtf! That sounds weird.

I had a first session with a PT today and she kept feeling whatever muscle group I was working. I really think she meant NOTHING by it, but I felt the eyes of a bunch of people when I was doing glutes and she had her hand on my butt the entire time. LOL. I was a little embarassed.

Might be cool to unload a nice big toot, then turn around and go, "Oops. Was that me? Protein mix...."

 

[heatherrae]

Might be cool to unload a nice big toot, then turn around and go, "Oops. Was that me? Protein mix...."

rofl...that would be more embarrassing than her hand on my butt.