Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[treilin]

why don't you post some vids and we'll decide

Ha I can't even post regular pictures on here at work because they are all considered tasteless.... That's o.k. I don't want to know.


Ohhhh but I do have a moron from the gym.... The 'Kid' is about 18 or 19 and smells SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad. The whole area around him makes you want to totally get ill. He wears the same mildew outfit day after day, hour after hour, carrying orange juice jugs around, hogging 3 sets of dumbells by the preacher curl bench, and always has the expression like "You want to fight?" on his face. He brings a towel in and masking tape to tape it around the smith machine bar instead of using the neck pads, and leaves stuff all over the gym.... shirts, towels, juice jugs, tape, gloves, weights, like he owns the joint... That guy peeves me!!!

 

[silver_shadow]

i came across another alpha male the other day. so this kid comes in sporting what was obviously a new (and very large) tattoo on his right delt/top of his arm. needless to say, he thought he was the shit, walking around with a swagger. anyway, first he had some bench (first flat and then incline) with pull down super set thing going on. i just hate it when some dick pisses around everything in the gym (aka super set). so anyway, just as i was going to tell him to quit fucking around and just leave the bench alone if he wanted to pull downs, another bench became free. ok, so i've finished benching and onwards to deads. so i've finished a few sets, i'm standing in front of the bar about to start a set while i stretch my arms out to the sides and that asshole walks right in to my right arm like "hey get outta my way". i just hate the whole alpha male thing going on at gyms just because the guy just got a new tattoo ... it especially bugs me when the dude can see that my warmup weight is about his max... actually, it's always that kind of guy who has issues with someone who is much larger and stronger.

 

[young_gunz]

well i have these golfer/only work bicep, guys at my gym that piss me off. I mean i dont come in there struting around like im the baddest motherf*cker in there, but damn give someone credit for how hard they work!! I think it cause im 20 and stronger then them at 38 and 17-20%bf!!

 

[sarita]

Theres a guy at the gym who is known as "Mr. Ball Blowdryer". My guy friends have all seen him doing it, and alot of people joke about it. He gets done w/ his workout, takes a shower. Then goes over to the sink, puts one leg up & BLOW DRIES HIS BALLS!!! People are walking by trying not to look at him and he's talking to them like nothing is going on. He blowdries them completly for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and is mackin on all the girls whenever he can.
Once he tried chatting with me and it took everything in me not to say, "hey arnt you the ball blowdryer guy!". Just shave your damn balls already (at home please) and stop with the public pube grooming!

 

[TylerT]

The gym I go to has 16 treadmills. M-F, if you come in after 3pm, you will be waiting in line to get to one. So I always go right at 2:30. There is an old guy, that never fails to get there 5 minutes after 3. He walks behind every single treadmill, and looks to see how many minutes the person has been on. We are not supposed to be on the treadmills for longer than 30 minutes. They even have little stickers that say that. I'm fat, I'm guessing around 63.4% bf, and I do 45 minute incline walks. I've seen him go get a manager before to get somebody off that had exceeded the limit. And if nobody has exceeded the limit, he finds the one that's closest to the limit, gets a metal folding chair and sanitary wipes, and parks himself right behind them. When I see him, I always hit the 'cool down' button, then it only shows the cool down time. Then I just punch the incline and speed back up.

 

[BiggT]

Theres a guy at the gym who is known as "Mr. Ball Blowdryer". My guy friends have all seen him doing it, and alot of people joke about it. He gets done w/ his workout, takes a shower. Then goes over to the sink, puts one leg up & BLOW DRIES HIS BALLS!!! People are walking by trying not to look at him and he's talking to them like nothing is going on. He blowdries them completly for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and is mackin on all the girls whenever he can.
Once he tried chatting with me and it took everything in me not to say, "hey arnt you the ball blowdryer guy!". Just shave your damn balls already (at home please) and stop with the public pube grooming!

I've this this type of guy before....lol, the legit reason is to prevent jock itch, but still, it looks totally ridiculous.

 

[rick_hfh]

Tylert your post reminds me of a guy affectionately named puddles.This is going to be a long one so bare with me. He has been know to taddle on 30 min rule breakers. Even though there are a few open treadmills he has to have his 1 stationary bike. He is a prefessor at the college I attend and frequents the cardio room daily. He is about 55-60, very thin arms and legs but has a huge pot belly. And most students think he is very odd.

So my first encounter with him was about an hour before the gym closed at night. His favorite bike is placed right in front of a tv that has cnn. We were the only ones in the room. So I make my way to the back of the room to the elliptical machines. I hop on and tune my radio to the tv setting and jog away.

After a while I noticed a gigantic puddle of water around his bike. I just figured that his water bottle tipped over. Wrong, I noticed it was dripping from his shirt, from his arms, everywhere. I was so disgusted I went out to tell the attendant what the hell was going on. They told me that his name was puddles. They give him a towel, and tell him that he should clean up after himself but never does. He says that it is the janitors job.

I talked to a friend that works at the gym about it later that week. She told me that he will come in between classes with a white tshirt on and sweat his ass of between classes. Then he will change shirts before class and leave his sweaty shirt on the coat rack in the hall to dry for his cardio session after class. One day I was heading to the gym for some HIIT and he is walking out of the gym. He was wearing some nice kakhis and a button up shirt with a tie. As he turns in the opposite direction to head to his class I notice a huge sweat stain on the back of his pants. He had done some cardio and didn't change his underwear. F*cking gross. As I head into the gym, sure enough there was his sweaty white tshirt drenched in sweat. I couldn't make this stuff up.

He is a friendly guy but very peculier. My friend was talking to him about his long cardio sessions. He was on a hardcore diet of chicken breast and veggies. He takes in 1000 cals a day and burns 2000 a day on the bike. I don't know what he thinks he is doing.

He is very well educated and has been tenured for about 20 years. From what I understand he has published quit a bit early on in his career. So he is making plenty of money. His wife is known to go to his office to use his computer and phone. Like they don't have one at home. WTF? I have seen them on tons of occassions watching the tv in the student center, as if they can't afford a TV. I don't know if his wife spends all of their cash while he is doing cardio but they are weird.

 

[carlsuen]

i came across another alpha male the other day. so this kid comes in sporting what was obviously a new (and very large) tattoo on his right delt/top of his arm. needless to say, he thought he was the shit, walking around with a swagger. anyway, first he had some bench (first flat and then incline) with pull down super set thing going on. i just hate it when some dick pisses around everything in the gym (aka super set). so anyway, just as i was going to tell him to quit fucking around and just leave the bench alone if he wanted to pull downs, another bench became free. ok, so i've finished benching and onwards to deads. so i've finished a few sets, i'm standing in front of the bar about to start a set while i stretch my arms out to the sides and that asshole walks right in to my right arm like "hey get outta my way". i just hate the whole alpha male thing going on at gyms just because the guy just got a new tattoo ... it especially bugs me when the dude can see that my warmup weight is about his max... actually, it's always that kind of guy who has issues with someone who is much larger and stronger.

dude u should have told him to try to move u AND the weight outta his way at the same time.. and then u can BS him!! biatch!!

 

[zaxxon1982]

Theres a guy at the gym who is known as "Mr. Ball Blowdryer". My guy friends have all seen him doing it, and alot of people joke about it. He gets done w/ his workout, takes a shower. Then goes over to the sink, puts one leg up & BLOW DRIES HIS BALLS!!! People are walking by trying not to look at him and he's talking to them like nothing is going on. He blowdries them completly for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and is mackin on all the girls whenever he can.
Once he tried chatting with me and it took everything in me not to say, "hey arnt you the ball blowdryer guy!". Just shave your damn balls already (at home please) and stop with the public pube grooming!

These guys are unbelievable. Same dudes who floss their ass cracks with the gym's towels. I want to puke every time I see people wiping their faces with the gym's towels because I can imagine how many miles of old, nasty, sweaty ass that towel has flossed.

Seriously, at about 3 feet per ass floss stroke, you're looking at about 60 feet of ass per ass floss session. That could add up in a hurry.

Then when they're done ruining the towels they put the leg up and blowdry their nutsacks. Unbelievable.

 

[treilin]

These guys are unbelievable. Same dudes who floss their ass cracks with the gym's towels. I want to puke every time I see people wiping their faces with the gym's towels because I can imagine how many miles of old, nasty, sweaty ass that towel has flossed.

Seriously, at about 3 feet per ass floss stroke, you're looking at about 60 feet of ass per ass floss session. That could add up in a hurry.

Then when they're done ruining the towels they put the leg up and blowdry their nutsacks. Unbelievable.

Muhaaaa I can't believe you actually need to blow dry your balls?!? Why not shave... then all you have to do is shine them up??? Buffing doesn't take 10 minutes.

Anyway... So I was on a tread yesterday and I was doing my usual 5 min. warm-up before my weights. Well the girl just kept looking at me while she was running beside me. I was thinking o.k. she either is fascinated by something on me, lesbo, or I dunno... So next thing you know she trips her face slams into the monitor thingey and she grabs the handles, saves her butt, and continues running. I just looked at her like Napolean Dynamite (Idiot) and she did not look at me any more. I think it's funny when people are more interested in competing against my numbers on the cardio equipment and they have no idea that I'm not there for a race? I'm in the FB zone on purpose. Needless to say maybe they would get a clue if they could see what their sloppy butt look like: two pigs stuffed into their pants having a huge fight as they bounce up and down. O.k... Lack of sleep over here, and food deprivation... not a very nice girl today