Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[silver_shadow]

Needless to say maybe they would get a clue if they could see what their sloppy butt look like: two pigs stuffed into their pants having a huge fight as they bounce up and down.

 

[young_gunz]

Theres a guy at the gym who is known as "Mr. Ball Blowdryer". My guy friends have all seen him doing it, and alot of people joke about it. He gets done w/ his workout, takes a shower. Then goes over to the sink, puts one leg up & BLOW DRIES HIS BALLS!!! People are walking by trying not to look at him and he's talking to them like nothing is going on. He blowdries them completly for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and is mackin on all the girls whenever he can.
Once he tried chatting with me and it took everything in me not to say, "hey arnt you the ball blowdryer guy!". Just shave your damn balls already (at home please) and stop with the public pube grooming!

thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while!!!
Zaxxon sums it up with ass floss and nut blowdrying
funny as hell!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Theres a guy at the gym who is known as "Mr. Ball Blowdryer". My guy friends have all seen him doing it, and alot of people joke about it. He gets done w/ his workout, takes a shower. Then goes over to the sink, puts one leg up & BLOW DRIES HIS BALLS!!! People are walking by trying not to look at him and he's talking to them like nothing is going on. He blowdries them completly for like 10 minutes. Then he comes out and is mackin on all the girls whenever he can.
Once he tried chatting with me and it took everything in me not to say, "hey arnt you the ball blowdryer guy!". Just shave your damn balls already (at home please) and stop with the public pube grooming!

OMG! I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[howelad]

this thread is just what i needed at work to get me until 5!!

 

[silver_shadow]

the other day this half pint PT walks up to me while i'm deadlifting and tells me "why don't you *shape* your muscles!?"
i replied "i'm interested only in strength" and he had this blank expression on his face when i told him this.

 

[xblitz44x]

silver you really should start shaping your muscles. I'm suprised you didn't know that. That PT sounds like an extremely knowlegable source just trying to give you some sound advice. Plus, what's so great about strength anyway?

 

[silver_shadow]

silver you really should start shaping your muscles. I'm suprised you didn't know that. That PT sounds like an extremely knowlegable source just trying to give you some sound advice. Plus, what's so great about strength anyway?

yea, you're right! i gotta start doing 1000 crunches, 30x20 of decline bench with 70lbs, concentration curls to develop those bicep peaks, cable crossovers...

 

[treilin]

yea, you're right! i gotta start doing 1000 crunches, 30x20 of decline bench with 70lbs, concentration curls to develop those bicep peaks, cable crossovers...

What??? I thought that's what the pink db's were for???? Man.... I've been backwards this whole time.

 

[xblitz44x]

What??? I thought that's what the pink db's were for???? Man.... I've been backwards this whole time.

Pink DBs help 'cut' the muscle. Concentration curls shape. Now you know.

 

[treilin]

Pink DBs help 'cut' the muscle. Concentration curls shape. Now you know.

Ahhhhhh o.k. I will do those before and after my aerobics shaping class.