Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Tweakle]

lol, you should read this whole thread, this kind of thing is exactly what we're talking about. Skinny people that are full of themselves and just have to look at themselves while doing their lame routine.

Let me guess, after your set you just had to do a 5min pose down in front of the mirror becasue you're so huge. Then went to do 20 sets of curls becasue your bies were lacking a little.

Sorry, but you my friend are one of the MORONS we're talking about...

I'm sure he slams the big weights (the 65's, maybe 75's if he's on his spring break winny cycle) down with authority once he's finished a killer set of flat presses. People cower in fear at the strongest kid in the gym.

puts me in mind of the legend of Adam Ramsay, Canadas Strongest Teen

 

[*Bunny*]

reading about people getting all worked up over what other people wear makes me smile.. I am the dirtiest, skankiest motherfucker in my gym - torn blood stained sweats, filthy stinking 'lucky' squatting shirts and grimey old chucks.

SEE ^^ THIS I can handle ... I was just thinking this morning how that is FINE ... then dude who wears the cotton/mix GRAY spandex waltzes by, after his skinny ass is done checking himself out in the mirror (picture doing free standing squats, no bar, really fast whicle staring at his ass, lol then does a side to side shuffle while grabbing the towel wrapped around his neck & looking in each mirror) ... I had best Chest day of my life, but seriously I have to zone him out b/c it was

 

[djeclipse]

I'm sure he slams the big weights (the 65's, maybe 75's if he's on his spring break winny cycle) down with authority once he's finished a killer set of flat presses. People cower in fear at the strongest kid in the gym.

puts me in mind of the legend of Adam Ramsay, Canadas Strongest Teen

ya, because if you slam them down it draws attention to You and everyone can see how huge you are lifting those "big" weights.

That's one thing I can't stand is tools that drop the dumbells like that. One gym I was at all the weights looked like this /-\ because of people dropping them on an angle. If you're strong enough to lift the weight you're strong enough to control the weight and put it down properly.

 

[Tweakle]

LOL he has nothing on me, trust me! if you were on the eliptical next to me after a workout you'd be moving to another piece of equipment very fast. I stink like a bull in heat after a workout and in a fucked up way I enjoy knowing I'm offending the other 'healthclub' users (I am a naughty child who makes a stink in his diaper and runs around showing it off)

 

[Tweakle]

ya, because if you slam them down it draws attention to You and everyone can see how huge you are lifting those "big" weights.

That's one thing I can't stand is tools that drop the dumbells like that. One gym I was at all the weights looked like this /-\ because of people dropping them on an angle. If you're strong enough to lift the weight you're strong enough to control the weight and put it down properly.

You try lowering a massive 65lb dumbbell with control - it's not safe, you could blow a shoulder out. Plus how else are you going to prove you're the Alpha Male in the gym if you dont break some shit now and again

 

[djeclipse]

You try lowering a massive 65lb dumbbell with control - it's not safe, you could blow a shoulder out. Plus how else are you going to prove you're the Alpha Male in the gym if you dont break some shit now and again

lol,

but the sad thing is even the 45's were like that.

 

[momsgettinfit]

SEE ^^ THIS I can handle ... I was just thinking this morning how that is FINE ... then dude who wears the cotton/mix GRAY spandex waltzes by, after his skinny ass is done checking himself out in the mirror (picture doing free standing squats, no bar, really fast whicle staring at his ass, lol then does a side to side shuffle while grabbing the towel wrapped around his neck & looking in each mirror) ... I had best Chest day of my life, but seriously I have to zone him out b/c it was

Oh man that's just sad. LOL

Like one time when I use to go to the ymca and workout I was doing cardio and this girl came in no biggie right. I am on my own little planet and look around and couldn't figure out what in the hell she was doing. She was dressed in gym clothes with spandex shorts and a sports bra no problem except she was huge her big tummy stuck out and her fat legs jiggled. YUCK! Then she really looked stupid she was bouncing around the cardio room where they also had their nautilus equipment and jumped on the leg extension machine did some really quick I think maybe one set if that and then jumped off. And she started doing some cheerleader moves with kicking her leg up like she was a vegas show girl or something. And then she would do high knees and then left. I was like WTF! What was that!

 

[treilin]

If you'd licked your lips when he glanced at you, he'd probably have fallen off.

Yeah or if I just jumped on the abductor machine there next to me he would have a great view...

 

[treilin]

So yesterday at the gym this guy comes up running to me tapping me on the shoulder. I take the head phone off and was like o.k.??? He said,"Do you have the right time?" I looked at him and looked up at the clock sitting right behind his head and pointed. He said,"Oh but sometimes they are a minute or two off I want the exact time!" I looked at him and said whatever time was on my watch.(Note:I keep my watch at least a few minutes fast hope this didn't screw him off of whatever schedule he was on)
So then I look over and he was doing standing BB curls and he looked over and saw me looking at him (apparently he can't read my expression of you have got to be kidding me) He was doing the full back swing trying to get that weight up, and spitting as he got it up... It was so GROSS! He then put it down and looked at me like, "Yeah, you want some of that don't cha!" I looked over at one of the female trainers and she had this disturbed look on her face and then she looked at me and we both just started laughing.
Men, men, men......

 

[Jim Ouini]

So yesterday at the gym this guy comes up running to me tapping me on the shoulder. I take the head phone off and was like o.k.??? He said,"Do you have the right time?" I looked at him and looked up at the clock sitting right behind his head and pointed. He said,"Oh but sometimes they are a minute or two off I want the exact time!" I looked at him and said whatever time was on my watch.(Note:I keep my watch at least a few minutes fast hope this didn't screw him off of whatever schedule he was on)
So then I look over and he was doing standing BB curls and he looked over and saw me looking at him (apparently he can't read my expression of you have got to be kidding me) He was doing the full back swing trying to get that weight up, and spitting as he got it up... It was so GROSS! He then put it down and looked at me like, "Yeah, you want osme of that don't cha!" I looked over at one of the female trainers and she had this disturbed look on her face and then she looked at me and we both just started laughing.
Men, men, men......

Don't hate the playa, hate the game

lol, you should read this whole thread, this kind of thing is exactly what we're talking about. Skinny people that are full of themselves and just have to look at themselves while doing their lame routine.

Let me guess, after your set you just had to do a 5min pose down in front of the mirror becasue you're so huge. Then went to do 20 sets of curls becasue your bies were lacking a little.

lol. At my gym there's these 3 dudes who do the posedown after their sets. They all wear these pure white tank tops - not wifebeaters but the ones with like a spaghetti strap? Anyway, for example they'll hop up after a set of abs and pull the shirt up and feel the ripples. And I saw one of them doing 'seated facing the opposite way so you're facing the mirror behind the neck lat pulldowns' and after his set he'd just let go of the pulldown bar and let the 80lbs or so slam into the stack and just hold his arms in that position so he was already in in his double bicep pose lol.