Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[markshark]

You just nasty!

i guess none of u know who adam sandler is

 

[letsrun4it]

Ok my turn...

I coach high school throwing and after practice I workout in the weight room with the kiddies, mostly the 9th-10th graders. I was doing my chest workout and then I was exhausted and laid down on the bench that already had 25s on each side and so for a cool down i cranked out like 20 reps and one of the punk kids said "you know you really should have clips on" wtf like I can't balance 95 pounds. Fuck I can max without clips.

 

[treilin]

I saw a guy yesterday on one of those cycle bikes, cycling his little heart out while punching into thin air and dodging the fake throw back.. O.k. not so bad.... Until every time he punched he was making these sound effects like (puchuu, eh, pow, poo, ehh, pow) and then in between little punch sets he would like dance on the bike to eminem. It was one of those upper body dances where he wishes a girl was going down dancing low on him (I've seen this before). Then he kept looking up to see if I was checking him out. Ummmmm No not the way he was hoping I'm sure.

 

[momsgettinfit]

I saw a guy yesterday on one of those cycle bikes, cycling his little heart out while punching into thin air and dodging the fake throw back.. O.k. not so bad.... Until every time he punched he was making these sound effects like (puchuu, eh, pow, poo, ehh, pow) and then in between little punch sets he would like dance on the bike to eminem. It was one of those upper body dances where he wishes a girl was going down dancing low on him (I've seen this before). Then he kept looking up to see if I was checking him out. Ummmmm No not the way he was hoping I'm sure.[/QUOTE


Oh wonder who he was trying to impress!!!

 

[blut wump]

I saw a guy yesterday on one of those cycle bikes, cycling his little heart out while punching into thin air and dodging the fake throw back.. O.k. not so bad.... Until every time he punched he was making these sound effects like (puchuu, eh, pow, poo, ehh, pow) and then in between little punch sets he would like dance on the bike to eminem. It was one of those upper body dances where he wishes a girl was going down dancing low on him (I've seen this before). Then he kept looking up to see if I was checking him out. Ummmmm No not the way he was hoping I'm sure.

If you'd licked your lips when he glanced at you, he'd probably have fallen off.

 

[momsgettinfit]

If you'd licked your lips when he glanced at you, he'd probably have fallen off.

LOL Now that's something I would love to see!!!!! LOL

 

[230lbs]

I had to wait, and I am not exaggerating, almost 25 MINUTES to do squats because some new year's newcomers (4 of them!!!!) were doing curls in the squat rack..


It is something that everyone hates and talks about all the time... but everytime it happens, you still get pist

NO CURLS IN THE SQUAT RACK !!!! IDIOTS !!!
How about watching what some of these people do with cables...I like the hunched over push 3 or 4 heavy reps with a machine entirely designed for reps and vascularity.
People need to read more to understand what exercises are for what.....oh ya ...and so they can stop looking like complete tools.

I have a saying that I use and that I love ...it goes like this.....

"Its not how much you lift, it's how you look naked"

 

[vin01]

**Temporarily changing thread to "Morons at GNC" for this post**

Went to GNC this morning in between my classes to pick up some whey (I was out, just ordered some online and needed a temporary). Looking around to pick up some dextrose also b/c I was out of that too.

GNC Guy (he was shredded): Hey, is there anything else I can get you?

Me (while still scanning the shelves): Yeah I need some dextrose.

GNC Guy (perplexed): I don't think we carry that brand.

Me (looking at him): It's a sugar.

GNC Guy (perplexed): Oh. We definately don't carry it.

Me (holding back a laugh): Thanks. This is it.


God I almost burst out laughing. Made my day.

 

[djeclipse]

yesterday I saw the olympic event of "group leg press" which is such a good team sport.

These 3 skinny tools load up the leg press machine (the one that is on a 45 deg angle) with a bunch of 45's looking around to see if anyone is checking out the massive weight they're using.

The one skinny guy gets set up for the press while his other 2 team mates each take their places on either side of the leg press machine. The guy doing the press un-racks the weight and lowers it a few inches. Then with an amazing group effort he lets out a scream, pushes on his knees as hard as he can while his teammates push as hard as they can on the machine to help complete one full group effort rep.

This goes on for 5-6 more reps, each time the guy is screaming louder and louder. When he's done they rack the weight get up and look around to see if anyone saw such a superbly preformed team effort. The sad thing is most of the tools in the gym were actually impressed with that pathetic effort.

just sad.

 

[momsgettinfit]

yesterday I saw the olympic event of "group leg press" which is such a good team sport.

These 3 skinny tools load up the leg press machine (the one that is on a 45 deg angle) with a bunch of 45's looking around to see if anyone is checking out the massive weight they're using.

The one skinny guy gets set up for the press while his other 2 team mates each take their places on either side of the leg press machine. The guy doing the press un-racks the weight and lowers it a few inches. Then with an amazing group effort he lets out a scream, pushes on his knees as hard as he can while his teammates push as hard as they can on the machine to help complete one full group effort rep.

This goes on for 5-6 more reps, each time the guy is screaming louder and louder. When he's done they rack the weight get up and look around to see if anyone saw such a superbly preformed team effort. The sad thing is most of the tools in the gym were actually impressed with that pathetic effort.

just sad.

WTF! LOL