Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[blut wump]

I'm not aware of any structural damage caused to muscles by the presence of an extra X chromosome and the removal of a Y. Pound for pound there's no known strength difference between trained male and female muscle.

 

[djeclipse]

I'm not aware of any structural damage caused to muscles by the presence of an extra X chromosome and the removal of a Y. Pound for pound there's no known strength difference between trained male and female muscle.

ya but we produce more Test. We need it so we can go hunt and kill the mountian lions for diner and to help us drag our women around by their hair.

 

[treilin]

Here you go another moron...
"Ohhh but before I even got to the squat rack this Asian dude was sitting there revving himself up to do a bicep curl with the squat bar. He kept walking up to it and then tapping it and walking backwards and walking up to it.. over and over.. I finally said to him,"Are you going to use that bar or play with it?" He said,"Yeah I have one more set." I said,"Well do it then already!"

Ohhh and for the guys who like to stand behind me while I do cable ab crunches I can see you phucking staring at my @ss in the mirror in front of you!

 

[treilin]

LMFAO ... that's friggin disgusting. Only thing I can give ya Bally's related is the reason why I quit ... which involved an abductor adductor leg machine, a bunch of mirrors and men leering with their mouth open at my crotch. I haven't used one since but I'm past the cardio & light weight only stage for fear I get 'big'

Yeah I bought a towel and layed it across my lap on those machines, same thing. Try doing them when you are on a military installation and the only girl about in the gym.

 

[Jim Ouini]

Speaking of Asian dudes and curls, one of my Asian brothers - about 5-7, probly 150 or so - I guess decided he needed some help with the whole mind muscle connection thing. So he drags the preacher curl over next to the mirror so he could see his bi's before, during and after his set. No lie he did the double bicep pose (he was wearing a tank top) after each set lol.

Yeah I bought a towel and layed it across my lap on those machines, same thing. Try doing them when you are on a military installation and the only girl about in the gym.

There was one PT at the gym I used to lift at (24hr Fitness) who'd put his female clients on the ab/adductor machine and then roll up a stability ball for a front row seat. Well to be fair, it's a pretty complex move that requires careful observation and instruction

 

[xblitz44x]

I guess this isn't exactly the work of a moron, but...

At the gym today I peered over and spotted some guy with his Flyer's jacket on, sort of attempting a 225 deadlift INSIDE of a squat rack. No, he wasn't using the pins or the rack itself, the bar was on the floor, inside the rack. I didn't quite understand it.

 

[brys0005]

Check this out...so tonight I hit the gym at like 8pm for my cardio. I usually workout in the mornings, but i couldn't get up today... So the gym is full, and the only open treadmill is between two others...some older guy and a younger girl. So i'm running for like 10 mins and all of a sudden I smell someone ripping ass....and not one of those cute little farts, this was someone in serious need of a diet check. So i'm trying hard not to breathe and keep my pace...5 minutes later there's another one. This time I almost fell off the machine cause it was so bad...then within the next 10 mins there were 3 more... Now, I think it was the girl gassin' us, cause after she left there were no more...

 

[blut wump]

I can't believe you didn't say anything.

The past couple of times someone's let rip with a pungent and large blast radius there was either a round of laughter and lots of towel waving or accusations of 'was that you' as some kid slunk away.

 

[silver_shadow]

Here you go another moron...
"Ohhh but before I even got to the squat rack this Asian dude was sitting there revving himself up to do a bicep curl with the squat bar. He kept walking up to it and then tapping it and walking backwards and walking up to it.. over and over.. I finally said to him,"Are you going to use that bar or play with it?" He said,"Yeah I have one more set." I said,"Well do it then already!"

Ohhh and for the guys who like to stand behind me while I do cable ab crunches I can see you phucking staring at my @ss in the mirror in front of you!

i'd do that

 

[The Iotola]

A well-deserved winner for thread of the week.

We had 'kha-kha' guy in again on Monday. I couldn't do my sets while he was doing his. I kept thinking about this thread and couldn't concentrate on the lifts.

Ill match your 'kha-kha' guy and raise you one "ppfffffftttsssssssssss pppppffffssssssss"

Imagine your typical "pfft" sound. Now picture it in a high pitch and drag it out for about 4 seconds followed with 2 more seconds of sssssssss. The guy is a in his 40's, Hindi I believe about 5"6 and wears a purple tank top, high soccer shorts, and gloves.