Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Tweakle]

that reminds me of the girl in full makeup, sports bra and tiny tiny bootyshorts who was draped over the hyper bench last night for most of my workout, bending sloooooowly over to show the gym her camel toe... then doing some stretches for those hams followed by what seemed like an hour of lying leg curls.

While I enjoyed very much staring at her goodies, and made comments to my training partner about being able to lip read & that I expected him to wear a pair of shorts like that for leg day next week, I'm wondering if I did a bad thing? She left very quickly and didn't come back much to my distress.

 

[fortunatesun]

I guess this isn't exactly the work of a moron, but...

At the gym today I peered over and spotted some guy with his Flyer's jacket on, sort of attempting a 225 deadlift INSIDE of a squat rack. No, he wasn't using the pins or the rack itself, the bar was on the floor, inside the rack. I didn't quite understand it.

When the bar is on the floor, it lowers your center of gravity, making the first part of the lift harder. He's working his weak point, so when he does a normal deadlift, hopefully getting it off the floor won't hold him back. Sometimes a gym will have a seperate platform for you to stand on when doing deadlifts off the floor.

 

[silver_shadow]

that reminds me of the girl in full makeup, sports bra and tiny tiny bootyshorts who was draped over the hyper bench last night for most of my workout, bending sloooooowly over to show the gym her camel toe... then doing some stretches for those hams followed by what seemed like an hour of lying leg curls.

While I enjoyed very much staring at her goodies, and made comments to my training partner about being able to lip read & that I expected him to wear a pair of shorts like that for leg day next week, I'm wondering if I did a bad thing? She left very quickly and didn't come back much to my distress.

well, if a chick shows off her pretty camel toe, then she obviously likes attention so i see nothing wrong in that.

 

[vin01]

I guess this isn't exactly the work of a moron, but...

At the gym today I peered over and spotted some guy with his Flyer's jacket on, sort of attempting a 225 deadlift INSIDE of a squat rack. No, he wasn't using the pins or the rack itself, the bar was on the floor, inside the rack. I didn't quite understand it.

Sometimes I deadlift inside the squat rack.. What's the big deal? I am like one of 3 people at my gym who use the rack. It is much easier to set up inside the rack then outside...

 

[Jim Ouini]

that reminds me of the girl in full makeup, sports bra and tiny tiny bootyshorts who was draped over the hyper bench last night for most of my workout, bending sloooooowly over to show the gym her camel toe... then doing some stretches for those hams followed by what seemed like an hour of lying leg curls.

While I enjoyed very much staring at her goodies, and made comments to my training partner about being able to lip read & that I expected him to wear a pair of shorts like that for leg day next week, I'm wondering if I did a bad thing? She left very quickly and didn't come back much to my distress.

Every gym must have one of these. At the 24hr Fitness I used to lift at there was a woman who looked like a poor man's Pam Anderson, except her face was a bit 'Lincoln-esque'. She'd mostly wear things like a neon orange bra and a thong, basically. One day she decided to go with the farmer's daughter look: checkered bra, denim daisy dukes and pigtails.

Exercises primarily consisting of bent over cable cross overs, bent over dumbell rows, bent over stiff legged deads, bent over fly's, bent over curls. Usually a pack of guys would be following her around the gym as she moaned and groaned through every rep.

A couple ladies actually complained to gym management and she was asked to tone it down. So for awhile she complied but she couldn't help herself I guess and a few weeks later it was same ole' same ole'. One guy came up to me and asked me what was up with her because he was offended, muttering something about having 'six kids for crissakes' lol

She talked to me once but she got me confused with some other Asian guy.

 

[*Bunny*]

Exercises primarily consisting of bent over cable cross overs, bent over dumbell rows, bent over stiff legged deads, bent over fly's, bent over curls. Usually a pack of guys would be following her around the gym as she moaned and groaned through every rep.

At least she was lifting some weights & not cardio queenin' it up ...
Wait, WAS she lifting some 'weight' ... excess of 5-10 lbs?


lmao at the farm outfit ... wtf

 

[Tweakle]

Gotta love the groaners! One chica in my bally would drape herself over a swiss ball in the middle of the gym , make a raunchy sex face & start groaning on every rep of crunches or back raises.. it was AWESOME. Of course that was in a 95% gay gym so I was the only guy who found it fascinating to watch and listen to

 

[Jim Ouini]

At least she was lifting some weights & not cardio queenin' it up ...
Wait, WAS she lifting some 'weight' ... excess of 5-10 lbs?


lmao at the farm outfit ... wtf

Oh yeah. Good lifter I must say. She could also pump out 8-10 BW wide grip pullups. Although I'm sure she's still working on a way to do them bent over...

I was warming up on the treadmill once and she walked by and stopped to talk to the woman next to me, complaining that she was 'up to 112lbs'. I thought the non-112lb woman was going to cry

it was AWESOME

lol

 

[djeclipse]

I like the way this thread has turned. It went form Morons at the gym to hot chicks in tight clothes looking for attention doing things bent over... perfect!

We have a few of those at our gym and it really makes the work outs that much more enjoyable.

 

[*Bunny*]

You guys are great lol.

I thought of something I simply cannot stand ... I need to know this ... WHY do men wear spandex? WHY?

Not under your shorts or pants, but full blown skin tight spandex? What is this appeal of the material? NO it does NOT flatter your package and it does not look good. If you're a cyclist that's cool, but please get out of my weightroom with these things ... good lawd ... Who wears em? I was going to start a poll b/c the # of men I see in these friggin things is doubling