Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[NBAfan#21]

I have a new one from a new gym I'm attending now. It's some kind of guido who works out with sunglasses, jeans and mafioso Andy Garcia like hairstyle, running the db rack for curls and the most unusual "exercise" i've ever seen in my life some kinda of swinging one arm curl straight into a swinging tris kickback, I honestly felt like slapping the bitch ass punk.

lol. Does he have big arms atleast?

 

[slimjim1985]

I hate every mother fucker that steps in between me and the mirror when i'm liftin'. Thats just me, i'm a vain prick

 

[grubd]

I have a new one from a new gym I'm attending now. It's some kind of guido who works out with sunglasses, jeans and mafioso Andy Garcia like hairstyle, running the db rack for curls and the most unusual "exercise" i've ever seen in my life some kinda of swinging one arm curl straight into a swinging tris kickback, I honestly felt like slapping the bitch ass punk.

lol, +1

 

[SaiBoT]

lol. Does he have big arms atleast?

Nah he was just delusional about himself

 

[jb160]

I hear girls talk more about big shoulders and nice asses then big arms and chest these days....

Agreed!!

 

[bruce9241]

Today was a good day for moron watching. I went there during prime time so there were plenty of action.

First guy took up the power rack doing some moronic bullshit. He put a yoga mat on the ground and did crunches inside the rack. Then he took the bar out of the rack and did some sort of jumping standing bench press movement with just the bar. It looked like he was doing the Guido pump dance with a barbell in his hand.

Second guy was squatting in the smith machine. He was wearing jeans, leather business shoes and a silver watch. His leather belt and shoes didn't match and his hair was oily and filthy looking. To top it all off, he was doing 1/4 squats.

Third guy fell asleep on the incline hammer strength machine. He slept through my entire dip routine. Some guy had to wake him up.

 

[JDid23]

Bullshit ^^^^^^^

 

[NBAfan#21]

Today was a good day for moron watching. I went there during prime time so there were plenty of action.

First guy took up the power rack doing some moronic bullshit. He put a yoga mat on the ground and did crunches inside the rack. Then he took the bar out of the rack and did some sort of jumping standing bench press movement with just the bar. It looked like he was doing the Guido pump dance with a barbell in his hand.

Second guy was squatting in the smith machine. He was wearing jeans, leather business shoes and a silver watch. His leather belt and shoes didn't match and his hair was oily and filthy looking. To top it all off, he was doing 1/4 squats.

Third guy fell asleep on the incline hammer strength machine. He slept through my entire dip routine. Some guy had to wake him up.

Maybe the 3rd guy passed out because all the blood flow went to his biceps and he didnt had enough for his brain to work?

 

[Developer]

Havn't really seen any moronic things, but saw a few things today that reminded me of this thread.

1. I walk over to the squat rack to do some squats.... Theres a guy lieing underneath the bar doing sit ups/crunches, then gets one of those big bouncy balls (dont know what their called) and starts doing some crazy shit on that, so i left him to it and went on to bench instead, he must have been doing this for about 40 mins, so i didnt even get my squats in today
2. Some guy game in with a bandanna on his head looking like some kind of pirate, went to the bench, benched 60kg for 8 reps, stopped, did another 8, then changed, bar and seat to do incline, why not tilt the chair up ? he continued to do that for another 2 sets, then left.... I see no point in that non trainingness (my word for people who come in, do fuck all then go)

Yeah thats all i got at the moment, will keep you updated

 

[nouse4one]

LMAO sounds like these dudes where in the zone bro! dont get to close though he might try to curl you next