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Morons at the gym (the official thread)...
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Nothing too outrageous today. Just another 2" knee bend squatter in the smith machine and a gentleman curling on a bench press.
Oh and this was from about a month ago. There was a guy working his lats on one of those "incline hammer strngth machines"
The machine allows for an inclined bench press motion. He stood up on the seated area facing the machine and started to do some sort of barbell row movement. It actually looked sort of credible because since he was standing on it he was getting a pretty good range of motion. The only problem was since he was standing on it, and the machine was located in a major walk way, his ass was in everyones face.
Oh and this was from about a month ago. There was a guy working his lats on one of those "incline hammer strngth machines"
The machine allows for an inclined bench press motion. He stood up on the seated area facing the machine and started to do some sort of barbell row movement. It actually looked sort of credible because since he was standing on it he was getting a pretty good range of motion. The only problem was since he was standing on it, and the machine was located in a major walk way, his ass was in everyones face.
Was filming some banded oly squats today, this guy in this video is a real moron, thinks he is the joker of the gym. Man he is a fag somtimes. YouTube - Oly Squats 60kg (135lbs) + bands x 7 @ 15 years
The most disturbing morons I've ever seen are two guys an indian and an eastern european, I swear man those mofos smell like rotten meat, they just passed by and their stench stays for minutes, WTF!!! Is disturbing, damm it's like the only reason they come to the gym it's to use the shower afterward, disgusting people!
sonicwaste
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I always laugh on the inside when I see guys loading tons of plates on the leg press and then do 1/4-1/2 reps and are pushing their legs assisting them lift the weight.
I laugh on the inside when I see guys super curling. I laugh on the inside when I see the guys that try to tricep push the whole stack and have the bar cocked to the side and are basically jumping up and pushing down with the weight of their whole body.
There's an old fat guy at my gym also that always seems to like to insult me. I sat my bag, towel, and water bottle down right next to the shrug machine. I go to grab a couple of plates from the rack to add on to the machine. The guy comes up and starts doing a warm up set as if I wasn't there at all. I went over to him and said yeah you can work in with me. Then he said I am going to be throwing some heavy weight, you might want to wait. I said i'll go ahead and do a set. The guy loads on 3 plates on each side. He struggles to get in 8 - 1/2 style reps in. I went over and did a set of 15. Right after that the fucker just walked away and moved on to another exercise.
About a week later, I am working out with my wife. I am doing the last exercise on my back/bi day. My wife and I both are doing curls. My wife was doing sets of 8... I was doing burnouts. I got down to my last set and the guys has the nerve to say to me "damn you're weak, your girlfriend is lifting as much as you"... What a fucking douche!
I laugh on the inside when I see guys super curling. I laugh on the inside when I see the guys that try to tricep push the whole stack and have the bar cocked to the side and are basically jumping up and pushing down with the weight of their whole body.
There's an old fat guy at my gym also that always seems to like to insult me. I sat my bag, towel, and water bottle down right next to the shrug machine. I go to grab a couple of plates from the rack to add on to the machine. The guy comes up and starts doing a warm up set as if I wasn't there at all. I went over to him and said yeah you can work in with me. Then he said I am going to be throwing some heavy weight, you might want to wait. I said i'll go ahead and do a set. The guy loads on 3 plates on each side. He struggles to get in 8 - 1/2 style reps in. I went over and did a set of 15. Right after that the fucker just walked away and moved on to another exercise.
About a week later, I am working out with my wife. I am doing the last exercise on my back/bi day. My wife and I both are doing curls. My wife was doing sets of 8... I was doing burnouts. I got down to my last set and the guys has the nerve to say to me "damn you're weak, your girlfriend is lifting as much as you"... What a fucking douche!
Last weekend I saw this guy with some nice upperbody but skinny legs, he loaded the whole leg press with 1500lbs, i just sat because I had to see it, think this guy will either do something spectacular or he is going to get hit with a shit load of weight
so here's what happened: placed his feet up high to get more hip/glute activation and repped with range of motion similar to my calf raises. The only true effort he did was loading and unloading the leg press machine 
should have said get back to your shrugs old man last time i checked they needed some serious work
ecy monster
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lol gotta love douches at gyms
had a 40 year old fat guy at my gym the other day who obviuosly was der to loose weight and ive seen him at ma gym for past year and has prob gotten fatter
he prob 5 n half feet tall btw wif big beer belly n sweats heaps, no biggie but he STINKS LIKE OMG, if hes training in the weight room i move to another wight room, i dont think i could ever bench within 10 metres of him, im always scared ill drop 90 to 100 kilos on me coz my gym partner is abit of jus a lazy bugger who doesnt pay attention,
anyways hes prob funniest guy ive seen weight train, wen he attempts to do shrugs hell grab 58 kilogram dumbells which he literally spends 10 minutes trying to get off the rack, den he will rest dem on a bench coz he cant lift them off the ground since his legs n bak are so weak, no to mention he prob couldnt reach half way to his toes, he then will grab them off the bench and attempt to shrug
how does he do them?
he jumps
he cant even get one rep so in order to do so he hops up and down to get a small half a centimetre range of motion, hell do maybe 4 reps n jus drop the weights, wen the weights hit the ground he glares around the room n gives this look like hes a huge monster n that hes the biggest guy der, den wen im struggling to shrug 50 kilograms and twice his size he glares at me smiles as if im a weakling, wat a fat C U N T
had a 40 year old fat guy at my gym the other day who obviuosly was der to loose weight and ive seen him at ma gym for past year and has prob gotten fatter
he prob 5 n half feet tall btw wif big beer belly n sweats heaps, no biggie but he STINKS LIKE OMG, if hes training in the weight room i move to another wight room, i dont think i could ever bench within 10 metres of him, im always scared ill drop 90 to 100 kilos on me coz my gym partner is abit of jus a lazy bugger who doesnt pay attention,
anyways hes prob funniest guy ive seen weight train, wen he attempts to do shrugs hell grab 58 kilogram dumbells which he literally spends 10 minutes trying to get off the rack, den he will rest dem on a bench coz he cant lift them off the ground since his legs n bak are so weak, no to mention he prob couldnt reach half way to his toes, he then will grab them off the bench and attempt to shrug
how does he do them?
he jumps
he cant even get one rep so in order to do so he hops up and down to get a small half a centimetre range of motion, hell do maybe 4 reps n jus drop the weights, wen the weights hit the ground he glares around the room n gives this look like hes a huge monster n that hes the biggest guy der, den wen im struggling to shrug 50 kilograms and twice his size he glares at me smiles as if im a weakling, wat a fat C U N T
the way that you type made this post that much funnier
I was thinking the same thing.
