Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[mad_monkey59]

Todays moron at the gym was me.

I've decided to start working my neck. I don't have a pencil neck or anything, but I want to grow my neck to make my yoke bigger. I went onto the neck machine and didn't know how to use it. I screwed with it for like twenty minutes the finally figured it out. While I was doing lifts I olooked at the mirror at myself lifting. I was lifting weights with my face! I looked like a retard, but it was a good neck workout.

haha!

 

[rcolympia]

There is on guy in my gym who is the most annoying man i have ever come across. He is new muscle, about 45 with a personal trainer. When he exhales he is like the wolf trying to blow over the three little pigs house. When he exhales it lasts for about 20 seconds, no joke, and it drowns out the music in the gym. He gives people sh*tty advice also, he told one lad that you basically have to bend fully over for t-bar rows so that you face is practically touching the weight and when he lat pulldowns he over exaggerates the movement so much that he is basically lieing horizontal facing the ceiling when he pulls down. Also while i was resting between sets on the seated leg press he asked me if i was using this "apparatus" and i felt like telling him that i was just looking for a seat to relax on,even though he saw me doing the exercise.

This has been like counselling for me thanks for giving me this board, i feel i can move on now that i let this all out!!

 

[CajunSaint]

lol gotta love douches at gyms
had a 40 year old fat guy at my gym the other day who obviuosly was der to loose weight and ive seen him at ma gym for past year and has prob gotten fatter
he prob 5 n half feet tall btw wif big beer belly n sweats heaps, no biggie but he STINKS LIKE OMG, if hes training in the weight room i move to another wight room, i dont think i could ever bench within 10 metres of him, im always scared ill drop 90 to 100 kilos on me coz my gym partner is abit of jus a lazy bugger who doesnt pay attention,
anyways hes prob funniest guy ive seen weight train, wen he attempts to do shrugs hell grab 58 kilogram dumbells which he literally spends 10 minutes trying to get off the rack, den he will rest dem on a bench coz he cant lift them off the ground since his legs n bak are so weak, no to mention he prob couldnt reach half way to his toes, he then will grab them off the bench and attempt to shrug
how does he do them?
he jumps
he cant even get one rep so in order to do so he hops up and down to get a small half a centimetre range of motion, hell do maybe 4 reps n jus drop the weights, wen the weights hit the ground he glares around the room n gives this look like hes a huge monster n that hes the biggest guy der, den wen im struggling to shrug 50 kilograms and twice his size he glares at me smiles as if im a weakling, wat a fat C U N T

Funny, but learn how to type and spell words. You're not texting.

 

[slimjim1985]

I got one back in the locker room. Its prime time at the gym so its crowded. I walk back in the locker room only to see a butt naked 50 y/o man spread eagle at one of the hand blowers right next to all the sinks. Apparently he forgot his towel so decided to dry off EVERY inch of his flabs right next to everyone while they wash their hands. Everyone was obviously disgusted as he was throwing his leg up onto the sinks, I guess to gain leverage to dry his fuckin ball sack. It was possibly the worst thing I have every seen, It ruined my day and It will haunt my dreams for years to come.

 

[byron carrell]

Was doing a 5x5 and as usual started with with squats. It was medium rep day so I had just 285 on the bar, when a dude walked over and said he didn't like to squat heavy because he did not want bulky legs. This fcker was about 6 ft tall and probably weighed 160 lbs soaking wet. He went on to tell me leg presses were better for me than squats. I just shook my head and laughed! Dumb shit!!

 

[nakavalna]

last night....skinny kid loads over 400 lbs on the smith bar and proceeds to get into the lift position...moves it an inch holds it and shakes for 10 seconds and allthese impressed 16 yr olds are around him...i over hear him brag how hes training his tendons for lifts thatbig lmao....another day guys gf starts trying to give him a lap dance on the incline....i dont have time for that junk in the gym

 

[SaiBoT]

I got one back in the locker room. Its prime time at the gym so its crowded. I walk back in the locker room only to see a butt naked 50 y/o man spread eagle at one of the hand blowers right next to all the sinks. Apparently he forgot his towel so decided to dry off EVERY inch of his flabs right next to everyone while they wash their hands. Everyone was obviously disgusted as he was throwing his leg up onto the sinks, I guess to gain leverage to dry his fuckin ball sack. It was possibly the worst thing I have every seen, It ruined my day and It will haunt my dreams for years to come.

Now that's some sick story right there

 

[slimjim1985]

Now that's some sick story right there

It was extremely disturbing. thought I'd share that with everyone else ahahah. Your welcome

 

[ExtraMile]

I guess to gain leverage to dry his fuckin ball sack.

lmao!

 

[elmarcouk]

last night....skinny kid loads over 400 lbs on the smith bar and proceeds to get into the lift position...moves it an inch holds it and shakes for 10 seconds and allthese impressed 16 yr olds are around him...i over hear him brag how hes training his tendons for lifts thatbig lmao....another day guys gf starts trying to give him a lap dance on the incline....i dont have time for that junk in the gym

I wish my gym offered that service. I wouldn't leave! Granted i wouldnt get big either....well i would, but not in the right place...