Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[watdadilyo6]

i saw a guy sever the tip of his pinkie finger after dropping a 70 pound dumbell on it. he was doin pec flys and let go at the lowest point, the weight sandwiched his finger with the ground, sliced the tip, and blood was everywhere, on the floor, bench, towel, and the lady working at the front said it looked like he would lose the finger altogether. i asked the guys wife who also works out there the next day and she said it was black and blue...it was sick.

 

[Blane]

Not many posts about women at the gym and I feel they are underrepresented =p

So today I'm just hanging around between sets and a girl asks me to give her a spot on the bench. I see her there from time to time and she had a circuit training style, and I've never seen her go higher then 65lbs on the bench (she is a really small 5'7 100 lbs girl). So, she loads up around 100 lbs on the bar and I ask her if she needed a lift off and she said no. She unracks the bar and once she bends her elbows the bar just drops right on her. She claimed to be trying to enter a facebook group of people who can bench their own body weight and thats why she wanted to try. I ended up having to dead lift it off of her after it owned her boobies.

I feel bad for her because it was super embarrassing because everyone was looking at her when it happened (because shes hot). I am not sure if she was trying to talk to me or really serious about some competition or group of benching her own body weight. Either way it back fired completely and she will never be trying high weight again.

it was an excuse for her to let you tea bag her.

 

[goin on 4T]

it was an excuse for her to let you tea bag her.

Tea Bag her!!! That would be some funny shit at the gym!!! LMFAO AROF

 

[iggy]

i've got one for you guys. . . .

my roomate and i went to the rec center at college yesterday.
we took some nano vapor and went into the weight room.
both did a set of decline db presses and on my roomates first set this lady walks in the room.
she screams "EVERY OUT OF THE GYM NOW! I SAID NOW!", "THERE'S WEIGHTS ON THE GROUND! I'M SHUTTING THE GYM DOWN FOR AN HOUR!"
"OUT NOW". Needless to say i was shocked. We offered to pick up the few weights on the ground but she told us to leave. I was so damn angry!
Ended up doing sprints for an hour.
I doubt anyone has ever heard of something like that before

 

[Big_BK]

HAH!! I would LOVE to see someone pull that shit with me. I am never disrespected in the gym, i am friends with all the regulars, owners, etc. and always get along and usually help them out with shit like i work there. People like this have alot of balls, i bet if you got up in her face she would have backed down. There is no need to do that to people who did not make the mess. She should have booted the people not putting shit back not freak out and boot everyone. I would report her to the athletic department head.

 

[iggy]

bad thing was, it was her first day and she decided to ego trip. . . . I know some other people who work there but they weren't around

 

[SCREW]

i know a guy at me school and every single day he benches, and its just flat barbell bench press, EVERY SINGLE DAY

 

[iggy]

hahahaha... ive seen that
i have a friend that has this split
M - Chest
T - Bis
W - Chest
TH - Bis
F - Chest
S - Bis

ill quote him.... "your main muscles that the girls like are chest and bis, so thats all you gotta work. forget legs, back, shoulders".
ridiculous

 

[SCREW]

haha ya and everyone makes fun of him because of it

 

[musketeer]

i've got one for you guys. . . .

my roomate and i went to the rec center at college yesterday.
we took some nano vapor and went into the weight room.
both did a set of decline db presses and on my roomates first set this lady walks in the room.
she screams "EVERY OUT OF THE GYM NOW! I SAID NOW!", "THERE'S WEIGHTS ON THE GROUND! I'M SHUTTING THE GYM DOWN FOR AN HOUR!"
"OUT NOW". Needless to say i was shocked. We offered to pick up the few weights on the ground but she told us to leave. I was so damn angry!
Ended up doing sprints for an hour.
I doubt anyone has ever heard of something like that before

What a c*nt.

New kid manager at our corp gym comes over and introduces himself whilst I'm spotting this guy max out on 225 bench presses. He's approaching 20 reps and still going string when this prick comes up and starts talking.

Kid: "Hey guys, having a good workout?"
Bencher: puff "FUCK OFF!" puff
kid looks at me
Me: "You heard the man - we're fucking lifting here!"

Look on his face was priceless.