Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Jocques Straap]

While reading through this thread I was hoping that my gym moron story wouldn't be taken. Alas, someone beat me to it.

The other day I walked in to the bathroom to see a fat old man, standing by the sink buck naked shaving his face. His junk was literally pressed up against the counter top. When I walked in, he looked at me nonchalant as if their is nothing irregular about the situation.

Besides that, the typical squat rack curlers are in full force at my gym.

- Jocques

 

[Captain FT]

There is a guy at my gym that cracks me up. I don't know him and he seems like a nice enough guy but complete blatant disregard for everyone else in the gym when it comes to him singing and being vocal.

First he'll do cardio and watch one of the TV's that has ESPN Sports Center on. Everything that comes on sports center he is #1 Superfan. He'll be watching and doing cardio and then out of nowhere "BOOOOOOM! BAHAHAHAHA!! BOOOYAAAA, THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT" and he looks behind him and points to the tv like everyone else in the place is watching what he just watched. Goes back to watching..."OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YAAAAAA!!" BOOOOOMMMM!!! YAAAA!!"

Then when he's working out every song in his playlist is "his jam" "OH THATS MY JAM!!" Then he sings like every third word "All up in...mumble... CLUB!! bottle..mumble... BUB!!!... UH UH!!" YEAH THATS MY SHIT"

He's actually pure entertainment, me and some of the other guys that are there trying to be serious about our lifting just kind of look at each other and give little smirks. Funny shit

 

[EZ_E]

There is a guy at my gym that cracks me up. I don't know him and he seems like a nice enough guy but complete blatant disregard for everyone else in the gym when it comes to him singing and being vocal.

First he'll do cardio and watch one of the TV's that has ESPN Sports Center on. Everything that comes on sports center he is #1 Superfan. He'll be watching and doing cardio and then out of nowhere "BOOOOOOM! BAHAHAHAHA!! BOOOYAAAA, THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT" and he looks behind him and points to the tv like everyone else in the place is watching what he just watched. Goes back to watching..."OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YAAAAAA!!" BOOOOOMMMM!!! YAAAA!!"

Then when he's working out every song in his playlist is "his jam" "OH THATS MY JAM!!" Then he sings like every third word "All up in...mumble... CLUB!! bottle..mumble... BUB!!!... UH UH!!" YEAH THATS MY SHIT"

He's actually pure entertainment, me and some of the other guys that are there trying to be serious about our lifting just kind of look at each other and give little smirks. Funny shit

LMFAO!!

 

[JHorn31G]

Originally Posted by markshark
another thing i did once was i went to lift at like 6am back when i was like 19 at the same gym and i had sweat pants on and a cellphone in my right pocket and i put my cd player in the other pocket and went to do pullups and my fuckin pants fell off during like the 3rd one and my dick was hangin out of the little slit in my boxers. the fuckin cd player fell from the headphones and i was like dangling with headphones on with my dick hangin out. i dont think anyone really seen it but jesus christ it was ridiculous.

Wow lol

 

[ajaygill]

Originally Posted by markshark
another thing i did once was i went to lift at like 6am back when i was like 19 at the same gym and i had sweat pants on and a cellphone in my right pocket and i put my cd player in the other pocket and went to do pullups and my fuckin pants fell off during like the 3rd one and my dick was hangin out of the little slit in my boxers. the fuckin cd player fell from the headphones and i was like dangling with headphones on with my dick hangin out. i dont think anyone really seen it but jesus christ it was ridiculous.

Wow lol

AHAHAHAHAHA woww is right that made my day

 

[Blane]

i saw the guy doing bicept curls in the squat rack.........it infuriated me....it really did.


No offense to the fireman. but there is this person who wears a fireman tshirt. Dont know if he is one. but he is a pencil neck. and annoying.

I am one of the few people who actully puts the dumbells back in ther proper place on the rack. i was incline pressing with the 100's. The bench is on one side of the gym the 100's slots are on the other. im finnished pressing, im exhausted and carrying the dumbells(one at a time) to the proper place this fing idiot is leaning against the dumbell racks. i ask him politely to move. he ignores me. By this time im losing my grip on the dumbell. so i cant wait and move right through him. bumping him out of the way in an assertive way.

He gave me a glare, that didnt enspire me to kick the living s!@# out of him. so i continued to the dip bar.

 

[drsketch]

Yeah there are times I want to smack fools, but I also want to be a member of that gym so...

 

[Blane]

Yeah there are times I want to smack fools, but I also want to be a member of that gym so...

Thank you....I thought i was the only one.lol

 

[Slimshifty1]

Today I glanced across the gym and noticed something...fruity. Facing the mirror (only about 2 feet away), stood 2 Abercrombies curling side by side at the same time. It looked very homo. Two guys, curling right next to each other, weird. But then I noticed that they were using ONE bar. They were actually curling the same 45 lb straight-bar together. Both had two hands on a different part of the bar and they lifted as a team. I couldn't make this shit up.

So everyone hasn't heard of this newly invented sport, "synchronized weight lifting." It really is a beautiful art.

 

[chaos13]

should have let the dumbell "slip" right beside his foot and seen how fast he got out of the way.