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Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

artificialaspirations said:
There's a tuff guy at my gym that drinks water out of a one-gallon, plastic, gasoline can. Red and shiny with the safety vent and yellow spout. Looks really, really, hardcore.

Damn he's tough!
 
When ever Im on leg press I usually put about 7 20kg (45lbs) each side for my 10 rep sets. Most guys will stare because I somtimes give a grrr!!! or a piiiiiissttt!!
Then some n00b comes over after Im done andtries to do the same weight. Bad Choice when he relised how much weight was on he took more than half off after telling me to leave it on, or maybe I just left it on. Im a cunt with that, I hardly ever take the weight off the leg press and if I do its less than half.
 
blut wump said:
This thread could run for years.

Looks like we have a prophet in our midst.

So after my 3 days of reading every post in this most amazing of all amazing threads, whenever I hit the gym I do nothing but look for the morons now, and its ridiculous how many of them there actually are.

So I get to the gym and they have the little airport/ quarter lockers in the hallway, so I do my usual and put my hoody and keys in there or w/e and I see this kid, about 5'10" 150, normal looking guy, he comes out into the hallway with the 25lb DBs. So after I lock up my stuff I go down the hall a little bit and get my IPOD in my armband and while I untangle my stupid headphones, I hear this ungodly grunting. Lo and Behold, its the kid with his little 25lb DB's doing lunges down the hallway screaming and grunting like he's doing a personal best deadlift or something every 3 seconds. Oh man, it was so hard not to just burst out laughing at the guy, I just put my head down and smiled while he grunted past me.

Besides that guy, you have the usual assortment of idiots doing BB curls with 5lb plates on each side in the squat racks, when what do I see, but an idiot doing what I thought were going to be dips place his head down and ass in the air and attempt to do a handstand like he's going to Beijing this summer.

Funny thing was, he almost nailed this guy walking past who was at least 2x as big as him in the head as he failed to complete his handstand and legs went wildly out from under him.

I love morons.
 
deathdroprob said:
When ever Im on leg press I usually put about 7 20kg (45lbs) each side for my 10 rep sets. Most guys will stare because I somtimes give a grrr!!! or a piiiiiissttt!!
Then some n00b comes over after Im done andtries to do the same weight. Bad Choice when he relised how much weight was on he took more than half off after telling me to leave it on, or maybe I just left it on. Im a cunt with that, I hardly ever take the weight off the leg press and if I do its less than half.

Thats a good way to piss off your fellow gym mates.
 
artificialaspirations said:
There's a tuff guy at my gym that drinks water out of a one-gallon, plastic, gasoline can. Red and shiny with the safety vent and yellow spout. Looks really, really, hardcore.



Oh please get a pic of that even if u have to use a cell phone!!!! I want that for my avatar!!
 
artificialaspirations said:
There's a tuff guy at my gym that drinks water out of a one-gallon, plastic, gasoline can. Red and shiny with the safety vent and yellow spout. Looks really, really, hardcore.

comming soon- the elitefitness.com hardcore water bottle, 12.99 with the purchase of a platinum membership.
 
deathdroprob said:
When ever Im on leg press I usually put about 7 20kg (45lbs) each side for my 10 rep sets. Most guys will stare because I somtimes give a grrr!!! or a piiiiiissttt!!
Then some n00b comes over after Im done andtries to do the same weight. Bad Choice when he relised how much weight was on he took more than half off after telling me to leave it on, or maybe I just left it on. Im a cunt with that, I hardly ever take the weight off the leg press and if I do its less than half.


hahah.. i usually wait for people to walk about 60 feet away then i yell after them.. "Hey.. you done with these weights?? want me to put them away for ya??"

no, they don't come back over.. thanks for asking though..
 
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I asked some dufus for a spot on the bench....

He didn't wipe his face and as I was on my last, hardest rep...he leaned over and a nasty drop of his sweat dripped RIGHT INTO MY EYEBALL....sheesh.
 
OMG Thats is fuckin TERRRRRRIBLE!!!!


squatpuke said:
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I asked some dufus for a spot on the bench....

He didn't wipe his face and as I was on my last, hardest rep...he leaned over and a nasty drop of his sweat dripped RIGHT INTO MY EYEBALL....sheesh.
 
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