blut wump said:
This thread could run for years.
Looks like we have a prophet in our midst.
So after my 3 days of reading every post in this most amazing of all amazing threads, whenever I hit the gym I do nothing but look for the morons now, and its ridiculous how many of them there actually are.
So I get to the gym and they have the little airport/ quarter lockers in the hallway, so I do my usual and put my hoody and keys in there or w/e and I see this kid, about 5'10" 150, normal looking guy, he comes out into the hallway with the 25lb DBs. So after I lock up my stuff I go down the hall a little bit and get my IPOD in my armband and while I untangle my stupid headphones, I hear this ungodly grunting. Lo and Behold, its the kid with his little 25lb DB's doing lunges down the hallway screaming and grunting like he's doing a personal best deadlift or something every 3 seconds. Oh man, it was so hard not to just burst out laughing at the guy, I just put my head down and smiled while he grunted past me.
Besides that guy, you have the usual assortment of idiots doing BB curls with 5lb plates on each side in the squat racks, when what do I see, but an idiot doing what I thought were going to be dips place his head down and ass in the air and attempt to do a handstand like he's going to Beijing this summer.
Funny thing was, he almost nailed this guy walking past who was at least 2x as big as him in the head as he failed to complete his handstand and legs went wildly out from under him.
I love morons.