Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Lee]

I see this ass clown in my gym from time to time who does everything completely wrong. He uses his entire body for curls and upright rows, deadlifts on a smith machine, and when he benches he bounces the weight off his chest so hard I swear it is going to stop his heart one of these times.

 

[keasbey]

i saw this guy attempting the 300 workout the other day.. he was getting about 1/4 the reps needed. i had to laugh when i recognized him doing it.

 

[Snarling Force]

2 beached whales in the form of men comes to mind. These 2 were screaming, slamming weights around, and causing a huge commotion over doing some dumbell presses. If they were big bros it would have been one thing. But here we have 2 blubbered 400lb gizzards screaming at one another to "explode" and the only kind of exploding I was picturing these 2 doing was either on the can or into each other's mouths in the steam room.

 

[deathdroprob]

I love squats on mondays.
NO one uses the racks.
The usuall n00b work out is like
Mon: Chest, Bis
Wednesday: Chest, Bis
Friday: Chest, Bis, abzz

One n00b decided to do curls in the squat rack on a monday...
and I was in a rush with limited time.

Lucky for him he only had one set to go, so I kindly waited half a minute.

Its become very cliche though lately

Also I swear one guy I see who ONLY EVER does curls with straps was trying to do a 5x5 type program with EZ bar curls.
And yes hes a fat dude with small bis that uses even smaller weight.

 

[drsketch]

I hate it when guys lift their asses way up in the air when doing bench..

Also hate it when people camp on equipment and not use it or do like 1-2 sets in 30+minutes

 

[skyflyer231]

I love squats on mondays.
NO one uses the racks.
The usuall n00b work out is like
Mon: Chest, Bis
Wednesday: Chest, Bis
Friday: Chest, Bis, abzz

One n00b decided to do curls in the squat rack on a monday...
and I was in a rush with limited time.

Lucky for him he only had one set to go, so I kindly waited half a minute.

Its become very cliche though lately

Also I swear one guy I see who ONLY EVER does curls with straps was trying to do a 5x5 type program with EZ bar curls.
And yes hes a fat dude with small bis that uses even smaller weight.

I see guys in the gym using the Squat rack for Bi curls ALL THE TIME. Most of them that use the rack do their form so retarded too.

It's so irritating. Hahaha Something I like to do is go up to them and ask: Hey, how many more sets of curls do you have left on the SQUAT RACK??? I'd really like to get in there and do some squats.

I'm not rude about it, I just get really amused by pointing out they are doing curls in the squat rack repeatedly.

 

[deathdroprob]

I see guys in the gym using the Squat rack for Bi curls ALL THE TIME. Most of them that use the rack do their form so retarded too.

It's so irritating. Hahaha Something I like to do is go up to them and ask: Hey, how many more sets of curls do you have left on the SQUAT RACK??? I'd really like to get in there and do some squats.

I'm not rude about it, I just get really amused by pointing out they are doing curls in the squat rack repeatedly.

Its my squat dat today. If theres any Im sooo doing this haha

 

[Lee]

There is this gymrat duo in my gym that make me laugh everytime I see them. One is a short fatass that wears a weight belt no matter what he is doing. The other is a tall twig with bad BO. They never do free weight bench, they only bench in the smith machine with the other spotting a lot of the weight load. Then they move onto BB curls in the FUCKING squat rack, which is where I do my shrugs since the spot bar is about 2 inches below where my hands sit naturally. Then they move onto Tbar rows with, again, the other spotting most of the weight. Makes me laugh, but is aggrivating at the same time since they are breathing my oxygen.

 

[artificialaspirations]

There's a tuff guy at my gym that drinks water out of a one-gallon, plastic, gasoline can. Red and shiny with the safety vent and yellow spout. Looks really, really, hardcore.

 

[drsketch]

There is this gymrat duo in my gym that make me laugh everytime I see them. One is a short fatass that wears a weight belt no matter what he is doing. The other is a tall twig with bad BO. They never do free weight bench, they only bench in the smith machine with the other spotting a lot of the weight load. Then they move onto BB curls in the FUCKING squat rack, which is where I do my shrugs since the spot bar is about 2 inches below where my hands sit naturally. Then they move onto Tbar rows with, again, the other spotting most of the weight. Makes me laugh, but is aggrivating at the same time since they are breathing my oxygen.

kick their asses!! haha j/k