Married with Children? You're amongst the elite in America.

[Bikini Mod]

Give it up for Al Bundy and the rest of his rag tag family. I love that show.... Oh wait this is about something else?

This thread just keeps gettin better.

Now THIS is the ABSOLUTE BEST POST on this thread... period.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You *guys* have been pwned beyond belief on this thread.

As if your gay ass would even know.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL

Just because I dont tell YOU what I am doing... I will have you know that after I got my hubby's new Harley (since he got me a jag for Valentine's how could I get him anything less for his birthday) all squared away, I put an offer on our new bigass home. After we have some chow and a few drinks we will then go to our little apartment where I will fuck his brains out.




I will go back to my golddigging ways.

Shit, my husband didnt have ANY MONEY when I married him.

Fuck, I failed at that too.

If you find another one just like him, hook a sister up. lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

If you find another one just like him, hook a sister up. lol.

There is only ONE like my old grump (thank goodness LOL) but I will be happy to send you an autographed copy of my book (fuck, I really HAVE been working) to help you find one for your very own.... or actually, let HIM FIND YOU.

 

[AAP]

As if your gay ass would even know.

One thing I know about marriage is the men in them suck cock like nothing else. Straight men give the best blowjobs.

 

[-SD-]

If you find another one just like him, hook a sister up. lol.

this should illicit many a reply.

 

[Bikini Mod]

One thing I know about marriage is the men in them suck cock like nothing else. Straight men give the best blowjobs.

DO TELL!!

 

[heatherrae]

One thing I know about marriage is the men in them suck cock like nothing else. Straight men give the best blowjobs.

Well they sure as heck don't lick the best kitty, well not if they are married to you, at least. I never tried a husband of someone else....LOL.

 

[digimon7068]

"elite" isn't exactly how i would describe my feelings about myself when i'm wiping my son's ass. . .actually, he's probably the elite one. . .he takes a shit, i gotta clean it up. . .it's all good though i'll pay that little shit back when i'm 80 and sittin' around fillin' up my depends

 

[javaguru]

Well they sure as heck don't lick the best kitty, well not if they are married to you, at least. I never tried a husband of someone else....LOL.

Well, you should have realized that beforehand(dating process). Unlike women, men don't "pretend" to like giving oral....true kitty lovers will always give a good licking.