LMAO @ whining because you can't get laid

[DIVISION]

Go pat yourself on the back, somewhere else...

If you don't like it, why are you feeding in to his mindfuck?

It's a lose-lose situation for you.

Just drive on and ignore the shit if it's bothering you.



DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hey man, priapism is no joke, imagine being the guy who has to jab syringes into the poor guys dick to get the congealed, gluggy blood out...

 

[DIVISION]

hey man, priapism is no joke, imagine being the guy who has to jab syringes into the poor guys dick to get the congealed, gluggy blood out...

Thanks for the great visual......




DIV

 

[vinylgroover]

I got laid 3 weeks ago..........i banged her in the ass and she shit the bed. Even when i win i still lose!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Thanks for the great visual......




DIV

anytime

when you look at the penis, usually its a gorgeous shade of blue/purple, and you have to insert needles and draw out a total of about 400ml of blood. you start with a smallish needle and work your way up. then you have to perform surgery to reroute the blood from the penis so that they cant get an erection for about 3 months, then you can think about doing corrective surgery...if the penis isnt totally FUBAR and all the nerves etc are just destroyed

so, next time you guys have an erection lasting an abnormally long time, either have an orgasm (which will make it go down) or rush to the hospital before your blood congeals into lovely red jello

all you guys using viagra without talking to your doctor take note

 

[DIVISION]

anytime

when you look at the penis, usually its a gorgeous shade of blue/purple, and you have to insert needles and draw out a total of about 400ml of blood. you start with a smallish needle and work your way up. then you have to perform surgery to reroute the blood from the penis so that they cant get an erection for about 3 months, then you can think about doing corrective surgery...if the penis isnt totally FUBAR and all the nerves etc are just destroyed

so, next time you guys have an erection lasting an abnormally long time, either have an orgasm (which will make it go down) or rush to the hospital before your blood congeals into lovely red jello

all you guys using viagra without talking to your doctor take note

You sound way too intimately involved with this. Have you had it or seen the situation first hand?

"......your blood congeals in to lovely red jello".......

You're trying to kill me, aren't you?




DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol no i was having a discussion about it with a colleague, and we chatted about some of the drugs you could use depending on what you tried to do to the patient

if i worked in a hospital and saw it, i already know what i would do...send the patient to another hospital

do you feel like eating jello at all, div? some blood pudding, perhaps?

 

[DIVISION]

do you feel like eating jello at all, div? some blood pudding, perhaps?

Never been a Jello guy.........simple sugars just ain't my thang!

I'll take some Cherry pie though, if you got some.



DIV