LMAO @ whining because you can't get laid

[IvanOffelitch]

There are certain people who should just face the inevitable fact that given to their own devices, they couldn't get laid if they went running stark-assed nekkid through a women's prison sporting a raging priapism, 2 hands full of $50.00 bills and pardons taped all over their bodies.

(you know who you are )

On that note, perhaps this message from the top of the main forum page might help!!
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Did you know that back in college, I looked about as good as the other guys, but when it came to girls, I just wasn't getting any. Zero, Nada, None! While there were a few guys in college who were getting as much as they could handle, and most of the guys were hooking up at least once in a while, the only body givein me any good lovein was myself!

It took me about 10 years to put it all together, but let's just say, although I spent hundreds of dollars and thousands of hours mastering seduction, I now have the skills that when used to seduce a woman - well, it's almost not fair! Please click here, and I'll teach you those skills!
Yours in sport,
George Spellwin
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Honestly....some of y'all flat crack me up!

 

[dirty~d~]

Ivan, your AV cracks me up.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Ivan, your AV cracks me up.

 

[DIVISION]

There are certain people who should just face the inevitable fact that given to their own devices, they couldn't get laid if they went running stark-assed nekkid through a women's prison sporting a raging priapism, 2 hands full of $50.00 bills and pardons taped all over their bodies.

(you know who you are

I know, right! The shit is off the chain and out of fucking control!!!

I had no idea there were this many people who woke up without a clue, like they lost all sense of purpose and the ability to use their dick on demand.






DIV

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I know, right! The shit is off the chain and out of fucking control!!!

I had no idea there were this many people who woke up without a clue, like they lost all sense of purpose and the ability to use their dick on demand.






DIV

That ain't the half of it mangly...

I remember being young and constantly on the prowl, but for the life of me, I can never remember being as clueless, let alone as hard-up as some of the shit I see on here! It almost seems as if some of these peoples entire lives revolve around whether or not they get laid.

I hate to say it, but that's sad.

 

[DIVISION]

That ain't the half of it mangly...

I remember being young and constantly on the prowl, but for the life of me, I can never remember being as clueless, let alone as hard-up as some of the shit I see on here! It almost seems as if some of these peoples entire lives revolve around whether or not they get laid.

I hate to say it, but that's sad.

In this culture of fast cash and pussy pleasure principle, many people value themselves based on the quality/quantity pussy they get.

That's just the way it is.

It's a sad commentary, but that's where society is at right now.


DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you know who you are

yeah.......almost forgot

 

[jerseyart]

LOL@ Ulcaster

Good one. Hee hee

 

[IvanOffelitch]

yeah.......almost forgot

Such a rapier wit

Perhaps one of these might help.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Such a rapier wit

Perhaps one of these might help.

Go pat yourself on the back, somewhere else...

 

[DIVISION]

Go pat yourself on the back, somewhere else...

If you don't like it, why are you feeding in to his mindfuck?

It's a lose-lose situation for you.

Just drive on and ignore the shit if it's bothering you.



DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hey man, priapism is no joke, imagine being the guy who has to jab syringes into the poor guys dick to get the congealed, gluggy blood out...

 

[DIVISION]

hey man, priapism is no joke, imagine being the guy who has to jab syringes into the poor guys dick to get the congealed, gluggy blood out...

Thanks for the great visual......




DIV

 

[vinylgroover]

I got laid 3 weeks ago..........i banged her in the ass and she shit the bed. Even when i win i still lose!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Thanks for the great visual......




DIV

anytime

when you look at the penis, usually its a gorgeous shade of blue/purple, and you have to insert needles and draw out a total of about 400ml of blood. you start with a smallish needle and work your way up. then you have to perform surgery to reroute the blood from the penis so that they cant get an erection for about 3 months, then you can think about doing corrective surgery...if the penis isnt totally FUBAR and all the nerves etc are just destroyed

so, next time you guys have an erection lasting an abnormally long time, either have an orgasm (which will make it go down) or rush to the hospital before your blood congeals into lovely red jello

all you guys using viagra without talking to your doctor take note

 

[DIVISION]

anytime

when you look at the penis, usually its a gorgeous shade of blue/purple, and you have to insert needles and draw out a total of about 400ml of blood. you start with a smallish needle and work your way up. then you have to perform surgery to reroute the blood from the penis so that they cant get an erection for about 3 months, then you can think about doing corrective surgery...if the penis isnt totally FUBAR and all the nerves etc are just destroyed

so, next time you guys have an erection lasting an abnormally long time, either have an orgasm (which will make it go down) or rush to the hospital before your blood congeals into lovely red jello

all you guys using viagra without talking to your doctor take note

You sound way too intimately involved with this. Have you had it or seen the situation first hand?

"......your blood congeals in to lovely red jello".......

You're trying to kill me, aren't you?




DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol no i was having a discussion about it with a colleague, and we chatted about some of the drugs you could use depending on what you tried to do to the patient

if i worked in a hospital and saw it, i already know what i would do...send the patient to another hospital

do you feel like eating jello at all, div? some blood pudding, perhaps?

 

[DIVISION]

do you feel like eating jello at all, div? some blood pudding, perhaps?

Never been a Jello guy.........simple sugars just ain't my thang!

I'll take some Cherry pie though, if you got some.



DIV