hire a female to fondle his balls several hours a day? Because you know, you're not going to do that. If not, would you let him hire an older lady to do the deed?
Ya'll know my husband is an oil and gas man so young, hottie, big-tittied strippers are ALWAYS offering to do way more than just "handle" his balls.
He laughs at himself for turning them down. Thinks that he actually deserves a pat on the back for it. I finally said, "You want me to praise you for behaving the way that you SHOULD?"
Damn you women are harsh. Not even with an older lady that is not in any way attractive? I'd say a male, but no way another male is touching my balls. I'd feel geigher than pick3 because I know I'd still enjoy it.